Stakeout

8 days ago by LadyButterfly she/her to c/dogs

Kolanaki 103 points 8 days ago

Her brother is a dog? 🤔

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StillAlive 66 points 8 days ago

Yes. Is that a problem?

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SmoothOperator 12 points 8 days ago

Interesting.

How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?

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Viceversa 17 points 8 days ago

Could someone describe a dog as their father?

Some sons of a bitches surely can!

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Spuddlesv2 16 points 8 days ago

My dog sired a litter of puppies with my parents dog. Their offspring were therefore my nieces and nephews AND my grandchildren.

Yeehaw.

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Axolotl_cpp 5 points 8 days ago

Both of these 2 roles mentioned worry me

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YiddishMcSquidish 5 points 8 days ago

Father? Sure.

Husband is a little concerning though.

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SmoothOperator 5 points 8 days ago

When would a dog be considered your father?

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FuglyDuck 2 points 8 days ago

I dunno about parental, but sure. Maybe.

Husband? Wife?

Yeah. It happens.

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searabbit 8 points 8 days ago

My boyfriends dog sure thinks she's his girlfriend when she squeezes between us at night and kicks me away🥴

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snoons 37 points 8 days ago

Her dad is a wacko, highly unethical alchemist.

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Console_Modder 7 points 8 days ago

Ed...ward?

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FuglyDuck 5 points 8 days ago

There’s family we’re born to, and family we chose.

Dogs > people so I’d choose them every time.

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Korval 33 points 8 days ago

TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.

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caseyweederman 3 points 7 days ago

Yeah Sir is short for Dan

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shweddy 29 points 8 days ago

The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon

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ArbitraryValue 24 points 8 days ago

My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.

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glitch1985 12 points 8 days ago

Having you do the dirty work. Smart doggo.

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ickplant 6 points 8 days ago

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

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OwOarchist 19 points 8 days ago

My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.

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FuglyDuck 18 points 8 days ago

Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.

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dohpaz42 2 points 8 days ago

Sir Danny Issac Newton

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sirico 14 points 8 days ago

Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check

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iocase 8 points 8 days ago

And some day, he'll be right

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Baggie 5 points 7 days ago

Damn, pie bush 2.

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owl 5 points 8 days ago

Gambler mindset

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A_A 2 points 7 days ago

son of a bitches, and his sister ?

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dogs

@lemmy.world

A community about dogs.

Breeds, tips and tricks about training and behaviour, news affecting dog owners, canine photography, dog-related art and any questions related to dog ownership.

Rules

Posts must be related to dogs or dog ownership and must not be void of content.
This is a neutral space. No bigotry or personal attacks. Criticism should be polite and constructive.
No automated content. This includes AI generated imagery, post body, articles, comments or automated accounts.
No advertising or self-promotion.
Illegal or unethical practices are frowned upon, and any comments or posts suggesting them will be removed. This includes, but is not limited to, backyard breeding, ear and tail cropping, fake service animals, negative reinforcement, alpha/pack/dominance theory, and eugenics.
No judging or attacking community members who care for dogs with cropped ears, docked tails, or those from puppy mills or questionable sources. While we discourage these practices (per Rule 5), all dogs deserve loving homes and compassionate care regardless of their background or physical alterations.
No breed discrimination, all breeds welcome. Our stance matches the ASPCA's official stance and is not up for debate.
Citing your sources when making a claim is encouraged. Misinformation will be removed.

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