linux rule

10 hours ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix

transcription: me installing linux on, on your computer

jaschop 45 points 10 hours ago

I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure...

"B-but this isn't one of those cringe distros, is it?"

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forbiddencherry 30 points 9 hours ago

"No, it's not Arch"

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Anarki_ 12 points 8 hours ago

btw

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urushitan 7 points 6 hours ago path: 0 25382175 25382564 25385083, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 2
4am 8 points 6 hours ago

Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?

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TotallynotJessica 7 points 6 hours ago

Why not both?

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birdwing 1 point 7 hours ago
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Kangae_Hishiryo 4 points 5 hours ago

I have readed "I grep your shirt".

Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.

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tomatoely 16 points 7 hours ago

Your tongue isn't a usb stick and my mouth isn't a usb port, dummy!!

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QuinnyCoded 10 points 6 hours ago

*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

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Cris_Citrus 1 point 4 hours ago

😳

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N0tTr0xy 4 points 6 hours ago

that can be arranged

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Crackhappy 1 point 4 hours ago

A promise or a threat?

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helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 5 hours ago

“ahh you put it in upside down.”

flips

“eww it’s still upside down”

flips to origianl postiton

“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

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vic_rattlehead 2 points 7 hours ago

Maybe her pooter

Is a computer

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socsa 2 points 7 hours ago

My butt, on the other hand

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socsa 9 points 7 hours ago

Sudo systemctl disable clothing

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Untamed_Star 1 point 3 hours ago

You fool, I use runit.

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birdwing 7 points 10 hours ago

as for distros i can rec tumbleweed

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Kangae_Hishiryo 3 points 5 hours ago

I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

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Redditmodstouchgrass 3 points 5 hours ago

...

Maybe I should try this Linux thing.

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Funkt4st1c 2 points 3 hours ago

I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)

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Cris_Citrus 2 points 4 hours ago

Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly

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morto 2 points 6 hours ago

Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶

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UxyIVrljPeRl 1 point an hour ago

Can i watch?

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Aralakh 1 point 3 hours ago

Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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SubArcticTundra 1 point 5 hours ago

Make sure you don't install a virus!

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