"feminine"

6 hours ago by QuinnyCoded to c/lemmyshitpost

this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time

CameronDev 59 points 6 hours ago

Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.

Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.

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QuinnyCoded 65 points 6 hours ago

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darkdemize 30 points 5 hours ago

How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?

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OwOarchist 32 points 5 hours ago

Flock camera.

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CameronDev 23 points 5 hours ago

Chandelier is a bit feminine

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I_Fart_Glitter 16 points 4 hours ago

Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.

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captain_aggravated 2 points an hour ago

I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother's.

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HotsauceHurricane 8 points 3 hours ago

sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.

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CameronDev 7 points 2 hours ago

Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.

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HotsauceHurricane 8 points 3 hours ago

you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like

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SkyezOpen 7 points 4 hours ago

I'm picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.

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nightofmichelinstars 16 points 6 hours ago

You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

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Lost_My_Mind 11 points 6 hours ago

Psssshhhh!!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn't even anything TO stub your toe on!

I'm just clumsy.

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sunbrrnslapper 6 points 6 hours ago

I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. πŸ˜‰

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ms_lane 2 points an hour ago

8500K temp and CRI of 'no' - sounds right.

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johntwinkletits 6 points 2 hours ago

Semicolon my dude

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CameronDev 6 points 2 hours ago

Semicolons are feminine

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I_Fart_Glitter 6 points 4 hours ago

I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.

Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming.. closets are for ladies?

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Lost_My_Mind 5 points 6 hours ago

You joke, but that was my setup for years

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CameronDev 4 points 5 hours ago

I bet you're manly as fuck

Edit: also, what's heroine like?

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Lost_My_Mind 7 points 4 hours ago

Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh.....I dunno man. We've already established that I am very manly.

Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she's probably more manly that emo ass Batman!

Waaaah!!!! Waaaah!!!! My parents died!

Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don't see him being a little emo pussy.

Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don't talk about that one.

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aaaa 6 points 4 hours ago

I'll have you know, I hate your take on Batman

It's accurate, but I'm still mad about it

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SpaceNoodle 2 points 3 hours ago

That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.

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M137 3 points 23 minutes ago

YOU'RE*

How is it so hard to get right?

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CameronDev 1 point 4 minutes ago

Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine

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HotsauceHurricane 19 points 3 hours ago

Less empty = more thing

less fem = man thing

The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos

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Bishma 19 points 5 hours ago

waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall

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TheTechnician27 14 points 5 hours ago

AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF'IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF'ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there's anything wrong with expressing femininity).

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DarkCloud 13 points 6 hours ago

Put a pentagram above the bed and it's done.

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Sibshops 3 points 3 hours ago

I feel like that's getting back to feminine witchy territory.

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DarkCloud 3 points 2 hours ago

Okay fine, put a big masculine poster of a muscled up Satan with hot abs and cum gutters and pretend that's straight.

Maybe some dumb bells in the corner.

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Sibshops 2 points 40 minutes ago

Now you are talking

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SuperRecording 12 points 5 hours ago

toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself 'is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?'

if neither, don't add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won't fix the emptiness of your soul)

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DickFiasco 6 points 5 hours ago

Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.

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driving_crooner 11 points 5 hours ago

Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use

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Sibshops 8 points 3 hours ago

Giant moose bust

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deadbeef79000 7 points 5 hours ago

How do I make this more incel?

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wreckedcarzz 7 points 26 minutes ago

Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It's sure to be a conversation-starter, too!

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Cris_Citrus 7 points 4 hours ago

I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam πŸ˜…

My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol

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chocrates 3 points 2 hours ago

I kind of thought it was one of those scratchy moving blankets dyed black

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dharmacurious 2 points 2 hours ago

Bed a bedroom once where the only space to put the bed (a twin!) was with the head of the bed inside the closet.

Not relevant here, that bed could be moved, but reminded of it.

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captain_aggravated 7 points 3 hours ago

The way you decrease both the emptiness and femininity of this space is to get rid of all the retail mall goth shit, rev up the table saw and make some actual furniture.

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captain_aggravated 2 points 28 minutes ago

If you're committed to the black and red aesthetic go with ebonized white oak and glazed black cherry. I'd lean toward the American Craftsman/Mission style, stylish within practicality and built to last, and most importantly would look absolutely stupid in distressed chalk paint.

There's a stereotype that men don't understand bed frames, somebody already in this comment section has posted a bare air mattress on the floor. The other extreme is the fuckateria table on display in the original post. Looks like a futon mat on plywood? Go to a mattress store and buy something that isn't marked down. As for a bed frame, simplicity is the order of the day. No footboard, if you go with a headboard make it functional. Should be low enough to sit down on, a bed you climb up on is college kid shit.

A taller dresser is more masculine, compared to a woman's dressing table.

A simple rocking chair is surprisingly useful, serves as a dressing rack.

You'll probably want three levels of lighting, mood lighting, reading lighting and cleaning lighting. Built-in overhead lights will serve as the latter.

Avoid any urge to set dress. This isn't a film set, you don't have to intentionally clutter tabletops and shelves with shit. Live a life and things to put there will happen to you. For the love of fuck don't decorate with books you want people to think you read.

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Zier 6 points 2 hours ago

Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!

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snoons 6 points 5 hours ago

Paint the walls with Singularity Black. Cover up the colour of capitalization on human rights.

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FauxPseudo 5 points 2 hours ago

Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.

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Malyca 4 points 2 hours ago

Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick

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wingnut 3 points 4 hours ago

Is that a loom in the corner lol

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Lushed_Lungfish 2 points 2 hours ago

Cocks everywhere. After all, what is less feminine than giant raging boners?

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