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Monkey who escaped wildlife enclosure comes back [on his own accord] after major search

2 months ago by new_otters_raft to c/offbeat

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N0t_5ure 12 points 2 months ago

The monkey in question:

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 5 points 2 months ago

I had totally forgotten about IKEA monkey

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Catoblepas 10 points 2 months ago

The monkey has been quoted as saying ‘I’m fucking cold and hungry’

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FiniteBanjo 9 points 2 months ago

Hopefully that means he is happy there.

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NullPointerException 5 points 2 months ago

Or he has Stockholm syndrome.

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FiniteBanjo 2 points 2 months ago

Or that he got hungry, but hopefully that first thing

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Smaile 1 point 2 months ago

stockholm syndrome isn't a real thing btw

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FiniteBanjo 1 point 2 months ago

Sure it is, some of the Tankies on here still operate out of China.

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searabbit 2 points 2 months ago

It sounds like he was pushed out by the group but had nowhere else to go :(

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oeuf 2 points 2 months ago

Realised how bad capitalism is.

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BigTrout75 2 points 2 months ago

I've heard that some prisoners prefer prison

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arotrios 1 point 2 months ago

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