Anon calls a lady of the night

a month ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

reader 119 points a month ago

fake: anon has $160

gay: anon didn't have sex

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Varesti 45 points a month ago

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

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Sturgist 9 points a month ago

🤔 we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

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davidgro 15 points a month ago

Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

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Varesti 4 points a month ago

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

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Sturgist 2 points a month ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my whole life has been a lie!

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Lushed_Lungfish 2 points a month ago

In this economy? Regular my man.

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Prunebutt 6 points a month ago

Explain how!

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Varesti 19 points a month ago

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nullspace 86 points a month ago

OP so disgusting even the escort was looking for a way out.

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Gullible 78 points a month ago

This idiot didn't even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he'd help her without eggs??

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rounding_error 50 points a month ago

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grainfed 27 points a month ago

Her acting classes are paying off. It's not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

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VicVinegar 21 points a month ago

You left the Gundam models in plain sight, didn't you, anon?

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DarrinBrunner 15 points a month ago

My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

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ZombiFrancis 9 points a month ago

Anon paid a prostitute to feel great for five minutes? Yeah, sounds like what happens.

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TubularTittyFrog -9 points a month ago

This sounds like every other date I go on, except I am only out $20, and she's talking about her ex or her dad, not her pimp.

The sadness and tears brings some umami to my cocktail, I will admit.

Occasionally she tells me how much I reminder of her said ex/dad, and then I'm like 'oh honey, you want be to beat you, don't you?'

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WeLoveCastingSpellz 18 points a month ago

I don't believe that you talk to women

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