You never bought these!

16 days ago by Void and Cozy to c/spooky_memes

Banana 33 points 16 days ago

Where I'm from those are called Rockets

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voidandcozy 3 points 16 days ago

I believe I have heard of that before. Interesting name for these.

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Zorque 17 points 16 days ago

Smarties are a different candy in other countries. More of an M&M, candy coated chocolate.

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BurntWits 2 points 16 days ago

Crucially though, peanut free. So, very popular for elementary schools around Halloween, where M&Ms are not allowed. Also, lots of places would hand out Smarties instead because it’s more accessible.

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Whats_your_reasoning 3 points 16 days ago

Rockets taste better than (US) Smarties too. Try them back-to-back in a blind taste test if you ever get a chance and judge for yourself.

The funny thing is, some of the US candies are made in Canada, and you can taste the difference between them and the US-made ones.

Source: grew up in the US, but dated a Canadian in the 00's. I preferred Rockets so much that I'd buy them from Canada to eat when I got back to the US. That, and maple candy. And All Dressed chips.

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Banana 3 points 16 days ago

you gotta try Hawkin's cheesies sometime!!

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Mongostein 2 points 16 days ago

Oh fuck yeah bud. Pass over the Hawkin’s

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DarrinBrunner 21 points 16 days ago

I mean, I buy them to hand out.

The candy I never bought was butterscotch candies. I think they're only sold to grandmas.

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Hideakikarate 35 points 16 days ago

These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

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ummthatguy 13 points 16 days ago

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Gerudo 8 points 16 days ago

Russel stover sells these just fyi

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gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd 8 points 16 days ago path: 0 26035324 26035380 26035797, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
MelodiousFunk 2 points 16 days ago

There are orange versions of these and they're hella addictive.

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voidandcozy 3 points 16 days ago

Truth be told, I buy Smarties as well. Now as far as butterscotch, I do not buy that mess. Not for me. Haha, that type of treat on Halloween would be a curse.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 point 16 days ago

9 out of 10 dentists approve! They have to send their kids to college, too.

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Gerudo 15 points 16 days ago

These are one of my favorite candies. I buy a crap ton on clearance after Halloween each year.

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cannedtuna 9 points 16 days ago

Ngl these are one of my favorite candies

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voidandcozy 3 points 16 days ago

They really are good. I also like the large chewy ones as well; I forget the names of those.

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cannedtuna 5 points 16 days ago

Sweet Tarts

Not as much of a fan of those tbh

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 16 days ago

At least they're not Necco Wafers, although they're obviously a related species.

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ZoteTheMighty 9 points 16 days ago

There is a secret society among us that has bought smarties.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 16 days ago

I have bought literal tons of smarties.

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Godric 9 points 16 days ago

I have a bag of them I bought myself. Bow, mortals.

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MelodiousFunk 9 points 16 days ago

You haven't lived until you've bought a bag for yourself, ate through the whole thing while pulling an all-nighter reading a great novel, and then called out of work the next day.

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Janx 9 points 16 days ago

I understand having a preference, but here and elsewhere people act like a certain type of candy is poison if it's not their favorite. Like, relax. Some of these old-ass candies just continue on via momentum and they're fine. Except wax candy. That Legally Edible Product®️ shit should be banned simply to limit the disappointment of children...

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Whats_your_reasoning 2 points 16 days ago

I'm pretty sure the point of those little wax bottles has never been to be "candy," but rather to be sensory stimulation for kids too old to put random objects in their mouths.

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Janx 4 points 16 days ago

Perhaps, but I think the different varieties all call themselves candy, or at least are sold in that section alongside candy. And the lips/fangs/mustaches are even worse! It's flavored, but you're not supposed to eat it, but it's food-grade, but you're only supposed to chew it, but your body can't even digest it... Again, no matter what you call it, the absolute worst type of "candy".

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SteveLeo 7 points 16 days ago

Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those “no one’s gonna believe you” things it actually happened.

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Themosthighstrange 3 points 16 days ago

Just rewatched Groundhog Day. Bill Murray is a national treasure

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Pratai 5 points 16 days ago

I bought them all the time.

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Lushed_Lungfish 5 points 16 days ago

Smarties? Those don't look like the Smarties I'm familiar with.

Those are called Rockets here in Canada.

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Funkt4st1c 4 points 16 days ago

The nestle corporation has a chokehold on nonamerocans, who seem to think smarties are chocolate. Theyve always been delightfully chalky little sugar circles to us.

Them and necco wafers are my favorite candies.

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Tollana1234567 5 points 16 days ago

it was a staple, along with the strawberry, cand corn ones.

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Ertain 4 points 16 days ago

Yes, someone always gave them to me.

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hansolo 3 points 16 days ago

I bought some once. Tasted terrible, like air and cardboard.

Never again.

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FluidBeef 3 points 16 days ago

Love hearts!

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SourDragon 2 points 16 days ago

I never bought them? Well can I get my money back then?

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HeyJoe 2 points 16 days ago

I feel like im the only one here that is in agreement with the post... i absolutely hate them and always gave them away.

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Yew 1 point 16 days ago
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