This Is A True Rule Dont Look It Up

11 days ago by Zizzy to c/onehundredninetysix

Sanctus 104 points 11 days ago

100% real, like so real dont even bother. Its common knowledge.

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Diplomjodler3 53 points 11 days ago

Can confirm, am German. 1000% real.

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carotte 38 points 11 days ago

it's so real, even if it's fake it's real. that's how real it is

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grue 12 points 11 days ago

[Garak smiles in approval]

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basxto 78 points 11 days ago

This is fake. The original title is Das Flöten Tröten

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UpperBroccoli 21 points 11 days ago

Blockflöte der Zeit

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Redjard 17 points 11 days ago

Fluten Duten seems plausibly dutch.

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M137 6 points 11 days ago

Töten*

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basxto 1 point 11 days ago

I wrote that initially, but tröten is playing such an instument

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jjj 43 points 11 days ago

You can still say fuck on the internet, idk what kind of anti fuck propaganda this is.

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morto 13 points 11 days ago

It's probably engagement bait at this point

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LadyMeow 7 points 11 days ago

Shut your f**king mouth

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jjj 8 points 11 days ago

I made this comment because self censorship is a problematic pattern that should have no place on the Fediverse. Saying nothing is equivalent to endorsement, to which I cannot morally oblige.

Thank you for your perspective, I'd like to hear more of your thoughts on the matter.

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craftrabbit 4 points 11 days ago

FUCK!!

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LadyMeow 2 points 11 days ago

Every time someone doesn’t use a swear this comment is expected. Some people don’t want to swear idk let them not?

I’ve seen similar comments under freaking, I’m pretty sure, too. So…

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kestrel7_7 4 points 11 days ago

If they don’t want to swear they could say “freaking” rather than fucking like a good Christian middle schooler. They still want to swear, they’re just cowards who also want algorithmic engagement on corporate social media, and that’s the issue people have.

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mobyduck648 2 points 11 days ago

Thank fuck someone's got a decent take on the matter.

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Zizzy 6 points 11 days ago

Do you think it is more likely i personally made this meme or that im posting shitposts that slightly amuse me to share the joy because its low effort while still being a benefit?

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jjj 1 point 10 days ago

I'm not claiming that you made that screenshot. I appreciate everything else about it, but I wish you had found a clean version.

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Goodlucksil 26 points 11 days ago path: 0 26131791, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 2
Aatube 5 points 11 days ago

that means it’s the literal translation, or the actual meaning of the foreign title while the german translators used something different. in this case there was no german title

for example, on the article for EarthBound, you have:

Japanese: MOTHER2ギーグの逆襲, Hepburn: Mazā Tsū: Gīgu no Gyakushū; lit. Mother 2: Gyiyg Strikes Back

(lit. means literally)

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starman2112 3 points 11 days ago

Anyone can edit Wikipedia. It's actually Das Fluten Luten

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tacosanonymous 25 points 11 days ago

If they really wanted me to believe that, it would say, “Die Legende von Zelda:”

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basxto 26 points 11 days ago

Zelda-Legende: Zeitorkarina

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Redjard 3 points 11 days ago

🦈 orka-rina 🦈

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rustydrd 2 points 11 days ago

Take your stupid upvote and get the hell out of my sight.

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nightlily 1 point 11 days ago

Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod.

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snoons 21 points 11 days ago

All I hear is Doot Doot from Mr. Skeltal. It echoes through my mind.... doot doot. doot doot.

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grue 4 points 11 days ago path: 0 26130851 26131668, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
TTimo 2 points 11 days ago

10/10 would doot again

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Chee_Koala 13 points 11 days ago

Look up some of your favorite Pokemon names in German. Gave me a couple good laughs, and some mild crying.

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Hoimo 13 points 11 days ago

You know what they call Pikachu in German? Elektrische Ratte!

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NOPper 7 points 11 days ago

Kleptofux

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hakunawazo 12 points 11 days ago

Yes, absolutely. And the weapon in the Z is called a Sollbruchstellenverursacher.

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SlothMama 10 points 11 days ago

Actually false. Makes it's rounds sometimes.

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ExLisper 7 points 11 days ago

the silliest what?

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basxto 7 points 11 days ago

siliest farting thing

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davidagain 7 points 11 days ago

I'm not so sure that "Ocarina of Time" was a hugely serious and heavyweight title in the first place.

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mortemtyrannis 4 points 11 days ago

Fucking

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DarkCloud 2 points 11 days ago

I hate to be das party poopen, but the actual translation was:

spoiler

Zelda Ochzmarcht dien Rhinehart Furher Zig Heil

Beautiful, beautiful language.

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psycho_driver 1 point 11 days ago

I would slightly prefer Das Fluten Tooten

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