Regulations that cause everyday problems

danciestlobster 93 points 8 days ago

Cfrs are one of the few things left trying to protect you from enshittification of food so I wouldn't shit on them too hard. Highly imperfect, but before they existed shit was REAL bad

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Rawrosaurus 4 points 7 days ago

I recall reading about a grocery store chain that got it's start by just advertising that they were selling "real food." Things were awful before food regulations.

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lengau 2 points 6 days ago

That's like the opposite of a burger place I went to that advertised themselves as "cheaper than food".

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BeMoreCareful 1 point 7 days ago

We're making enshitifing great again!

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threeonefour 52 points 8 days ago

You can still make it, you just need to label it as low consistency. Section C) says:

...when the quality of the catsup falls below the standard, the label may bear the alternative statement, “Below Standard in Quality—Low Consistency.”

https://www.ecfr.gov/...

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davidgro 32 points 8 days ago

That part puts it in perspective for me. I would in fact think of runny ketchup as low quality.

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crispbacon99 24 points 8 days ago

Yeah op nobody likes the ketchup diarrhea that first comes out the bottle and now you're trying to sell an entire bottle of it

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deHaga 18 points 8 days ago

Ketchup pre cum

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ryannathans 7 points 8 days ago

Cat soup? Pass

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theOneTrueSpoon 2 points 7 days ago

Is it soup for cats? Or soup made of cats?

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some_kind_of_guy 1 point 7 days ago

It's soup that makes you blind for one day. One day blinding soup.

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theOneTrueSpoon 1 point 7 days ago

Oh, right. The one day blinding soup. The soup for blinding you for one day, the soup chosen especially to blind you for one day, one day blinding soup. That soup?

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RickyRigatoni 5 points 7 days ago

That's the cfr for catsup. What about ketchup?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 7 days ago

catsup is low quality ketchup, per condiment for federal regulations

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mojofrododojo 17 points 7 days ago

*Bostwick consistometer....

I know this for reasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consistometer

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Slashme 4 points 7 days ago

Yep, came here to say this too. Maybe it was an intentional error to drive engagement in the food science demographic :-D

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mojofrododojo 2 points 7 days ago

eye twitches uncontrollably

"Oh yeah you got me...."

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RephlectioNZ 2 points 6 days ago

"the release sprung and barbecue sauce flowing"

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mojofrododojo 1 point 6 days ago

the sauce must flow!

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Jankatarch 8 points 7 days ago

I'm gonna make a csv parser that accepts LF (\n) line-endings instead of strict CRLF (\r\n)

RFC 4180 section 2

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porous_grey_matter 5 points 7 days ago

unsurprisingly, many do

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kerryh8er04 5 points 7 days ago

There’s a CFR that describes a standard in metric?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 7 days ago

i think that's called catsup

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lena 2 points 7 days ago

Catsoup

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Steve 2 points 8 days ago

Or put it in a proper container, not a tiny mouthed bottle.

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HeHoXa 2 points 7 days ago

Tomato water

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agamemnonymous 1 point 6 days ago

Gotta lick the thixotropy

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muzzle 1 point 7 days ago

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falidorn 1 point 7 days ago

Oh yea. I’m definitely trusting a spring gate on a metal sled and a stop watch.

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