Anythings a UFO if you're dumb enough.

7 days ago by oat to c/showerthoughts

gedaliyah 51 points 7 days ago

Actual original meme is relevant!

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jimmy90 2 points 6 days ago

this explains so many lemmy posts unfortunately

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01189998819991197253 1 point a day ago

What is this from?

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BauerBender 31 points 7 days ago

Am I dumb enough? No, I'm doesn't.

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Jimbabwe 15 points 7 days ago

That’s umpossible!

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BooBees 4 points 7 days ago

I’m in stranger!

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whaleross 4 points 7 days ago

Who thunkd? Me no

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snooggums 12 points 7 days ago

...and it can be launched into the air.

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TrackenDaKracken 7 points 7 days ago

Sometimes, UFOs land.

That dog? A UFO that's not flying at the moment. When the dog sits, the aliens are getting back onboard.

Some UFOs can morph into different shapes as camouflage.

That lake? Yep, it's a UFO.

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DarkFuture 10 points 7 days ago

One of my favorite pasttimes is checking the UFO sub and watching them all agree that "this is it" for the 185,495th time.

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Krudler 2 points 6 days ago

I went a few times a couple years back when the propaganda and information warfare was really heating up... Are the users still going full force that it's really really real and it's juuuuust about to bust loose?

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expatriado 6 points 7 days ago

everything that goes up must go down in history as an ufo

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Diddlydee 6 points 7 days ago

Not anything. No one could confuse a lake or the Whitehouse or a stick of spaghetti as a UFO. It needs to be flying first and foremost.

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insanemantis 8 points 7 days ago

Pretty sure at least one lake could be mistaken for a UFO

There used to be a lake right over there. Ducks would eat in it, children would swim in it, it was a great lake. One day these ducks were in the pond, and the temperature dropped so fast, that the lake just froze right up. The ducks didn’t die, they flew away and took that whole lake right with them. To this day I hear that lake is somewhere over in Georgia.

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of the birds lifting a whale in the sky when Twitter was struggling back in the day.

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ivanafterall 3 points 6 days ago

Lights reflecting on water are often a source of mistaken UFO sightings.

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TranquilTurbulence 2 points 6 days ago

If you throw a stick of spaghetti fast enough, people can’t identify it.

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01189998819991197253 1 point a day ago

Are we not all on a giant ball that's flying through space?

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im_fine_sandy 5 points 7 days ago

I think that's part of the point of the term.

Instead of saying you saw "an alien", you merely saw something you couldn't identify.

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biofaust 3 points 6 days ago

Outside of the US, most of us know this. We are just nicer people.

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NaibofTabr 3 points 7 days ago path: 0 26173803, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
kryptonianCodeMonkey 2 points 6 days ago

pokes dead possum

"Goddamn UFO. Stinkin up my lawn."

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 2 points 6 days ago

Yeet it to make it flying. Yes, it's a dumb idea, as mentioned in the post

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mrfriki 2 points 7 days ago

Heck my coffee mug almost turned into an UFO this morning, luckily it all ended in a small splatter.

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dontbelievethis 1 point 5 days ago

Nothing is an UFO if you're knowledgeable enough.

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