There Was No Linux Merch Whatsoever. Lame As Hell.

6 days ago by BladeFederation to c/linuxmemes

TropicalDingdong 88 points 6 days ago

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rem26_art 59 points 6 days ago

Go to Arch Store

Point of sales computers all run Windows

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BladeFederation 19 points 6 days ago

I tried to check if this was true, but some guy was all like "sir, you're not supposed to be back here" and "please step away from the cash register" πŸ™„

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Grandwolf319 45 points 6 days ago

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gon 34 points 6 days ago

It's the Arch store, not the Arch store btw... Rookie mistake on your part, there.

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BladeFederation 11 points 6 days ago path: 0 26198363 26199027, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 0
wuffah 27 points 6 days ago

Looks more like a rectangular store to me.

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Zachariah 13 points 6 days ago

clearly using a beamβ€”not an archβ€”as support

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darthsundhaft 27 points 5 days ago

I'm more upset that the physical architecture of the entrance is not an arch or at least round as opposed to being a box. Lame as hell.

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FryHyde 12 points 5 days ago

It's underneath the St. Louis Gateway Arch. Essentially the entire building is the largest arch you could hope for.

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Imgonnatrythis 6 points 5 days ago

Exactly, I had a visceral reaction to this. How could you own an arch store and not feel completely offput by this? The apathy disgusts me.

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jobbies 17 points 6 days ago

The real arch store would be pretty basic. Everything in plain cardboard boxes - basically just the self-service area in IKEA.

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humanamerican 17 points 6 days ago

At IKEA they put the whole kit with instructions in one box.

At the Arch Store there would be a bookshelf full of instruction sets and bins of loose parts that you'd have to collect after reading the instructions.

Which would be pretty cool cuz you could build just about anything.

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Omgpwnies 8 points 6 days ago

That's basically a Home Depot that also gives out construction plans for stuff...

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BladeFederation 5 points 5 days ago

Which is a decent idea tbh...

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jobbies 8 points 6 days ago

There would be people wandering around saying things like 'hey I'm a total noob can I use this as a home server? ’. And greybeards muttering insults under their breath.

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Cethin 2 points 5 days ago

It'd be like Legos, but with less pain when you step on it!

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hansolo 1 point 5 days ago

Then there's a bunch of people in the parking lot that are the most cantankerous, awkward, on the spectrum weirdos you'll ever meet. You can ask them questions... If you want more questions than real answers.

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humanamerican 2 points 5 days ago

And a lot of unsolicited opinions about what you plan to do

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RagingRobot 9 points 5 days ago

Not only that the door way inst even an arch it's that post and lentil bullshit lol

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unitedwithme 8 points 6 days ago path: 0 26201385, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 4
thatKamGuy 3 points 5 days ago

NGL, I am tempted by some of those - but as a CachyOS user - would that just make me a poser?

Like, the equivalent of stolen valour? πŸ˜…

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unitedwithme 1 point 5 days ago

Go by some Avery labels and print out the logos. Then iron a couple onto nice cotton tees. Who'll know the difference?

Honestly, as a cheapskate, I've done this more than once. Only thing I can't do is embroider lol, so lil vinyl patch works. Just print a bunch at the same time to save labels πŸ˜…

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BladeFederation 3 points 5 days ago

But!...did they open source the shirt designs?

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unitedwithme 2 points 5 days ago

πŸ€” fuck.. You know, idk. I would assume so since they're just existing logos, but you meaning the vector files?

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hansolo 6 points 5 days ago

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gusgalarnyk 6 points 5 days ago

Ay, St. Louis represent! It's a rare day when I see it online in the wild.

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cupcakezealot 6 points 5 days ago

you have to package all your purchases yourself.

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festnt 3 points 5 days ago

no thats gentoo store

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churrodestroyer 5 points 6 days ago

I don't even run arch but I'd be thrilled to stumble upon a Linux store this size. I now realize how much I want a stuffed penguin!

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Cethin 2 points 5 days ago

With the Ikea parallel, I'd love to see the BlΓ₯haj version of Tux!

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Sonotsugipaa 5 points 6 days ago

... people relate to this incident, right?

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atomicbocks 2 points 6 days ago

I just use rEFInd because I never don’t have problems with grub.

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Sonotsugipaa 3 points 6 days ago

I do don't have problems with grub because

, but point taken

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Thassodar 4 points 5 days ago

I went to FanExpo a few weeks ago, looking for the latest in fan technology. I was sorely disappointed, but I did get a signature from Brent Spiner and Dean Norris.

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yesman 4 points 6 days ago

How do you know a Linux user has been to the Arch store? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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db2 3 points 5 days ago

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Zen_Shinobi 3 points 6 days ago

"I came in here to talk about Linux but all I got was this shirt!"

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technopagan 2 points 5 days ago

I went into a store and couldn't find what I was looking for. I'm on Arch, btw.

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doleo 2 points 6 days ago

You found the arch nemesis

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NotEasyBeingGreen 2 points 5 days ago

No long pink, pale blue, and white stockings?

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bilb 1 point 6 days ago

I kinda miss living in St Louis

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MaskedNybbles 1 point 5 days ago

Half-expected a shoe store before closer inspection, although I think I have seen this before.

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