Hmm, probably the many penises (and the men attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they've said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don't need lube, but I've met people who do.

I'm not on either side of the debate, personally don't care, just sharing my anecdotal experience with circumcised penises.

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Serinus -56 points 6 days ago

Someone's telling you tales, kid.

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wonderingwanderer 2 points 5 days ago

You're apparently uncircumcised and lack the empathetic ability to understand that people with circumcisions often have problems you don't have to deal with, so kindly fuck off.

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chewypoops -23 points 6 days ago

But don't you know that orgasms are 100x stronger when you're uncircumcised, and you can't pair bond with a woman if you're cut because all your estrogen receptors were obliterated?

Just kidding, they got this BS from the intactivist community who will make up anything they need to blame circumcision for their psychological sexual dysfunction.

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wonderingwanderer 10 points 5 days ago

Hey, go fuck yourself. Stop trying to justify infant genital mutilation. It's abusive, it's psychotic, it's traumatic, and it's atrocious. That's all you need to know about it, and no amount of hyperbolic strawmen will change that.

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RedEyeFlightControl 24 points 6 days ago

This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012

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jambudz 13 points 6 days ago

Coconut oil

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Flatulent69Iguana 12 points 5 days ago

canola because it has a higher smoke point

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MajorasTerribleFate 2 points 5 days ago

We settin' records here

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CapuccinoCoretto 9 points 6 days ago

Mayonaise

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renrenPDX 2 points 5 days ago

Straight to jail

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DupaCycki 12 points 6 days ago

Your inefficiency disgusts me.

Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.

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crystalmathadept 12 points 5 days ago

You gotta use tiger balm like a real man

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Tattorack 8 points 5 days ago

... Toothpaste...?

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Return_of_Chippy 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah, what of it.

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Tattorack 9 points 5 days ago

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yermaw 2 points 5 days ago

Self flagellation

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DangerNooble 8 points 6 days ago

Nair is great too

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OldChicoAle 5 points 6 days ago

Vicks Vaporub

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xkbx 7 points 6 days ago

I, unironically, would like to try this

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Daxter101 56 points 6 days ago

Don't

put

minty

things

on genitals.

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bizarroland 48 points 6 days ago

I'm sure I've told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn't have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.

She didn't wait for it to fully dissolve.

It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.

I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.

It was not a fun time.

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Opisek 35 points 6 days ago

Sounds like it was for her

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bizarroland 13 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.

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Seralth 7 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.

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xkbx 16 points 6 days ago

I think I’m gonna do it

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orenj 15 points 6 days ago

Report back if you survive the experience

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diemartin 13 points 6 days ago

Hoptal

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saltesc 8 points 6 days ago

Don't forget to rinse with Listerine after

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Bonje 11 points 6 days ago

Don't

get

the

way

natural selection.

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Schemen110676 3 points 6 days ago

Na.. somethings people need to find out for themselves.

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BlackVenom 2 points 6 days ago

Bah.. Golden Star heals my scav.

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Seralth 1 point 5 days ago

I ESCAPED TARKOV WHY ARE THE SCAVS BACK?!

(HEAD, EYES)

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MilitantAtheist 1 point 5 days ago

I escaped, but I went back. 18800 hours so far.

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GonzoAtBarstow 11 points 6 days ago

I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.

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Daxter101 11 points 6 days ago

Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It's to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.

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stoly 3 points 6 days ago

I tried it once and as I recall it ran down my body and I felt that I couldn’t wash it off.

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Schemen110676 1 point 6 days ago

Let me guess, you confused the soap with the paste...

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Nurse_Robot 9 points 6 days ago

I can almost guarantee it would burn horribly

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darvocet 4 points 6 days ago

Horribly or magically?

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MintyFresh 6 points 5 days ago

How you think I got my name? It burns good

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derAbsender 5 points 6 days ago

Your pediatrician will be happy to ready this

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Raiderkev 4 points 6 days ago

The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!

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MasutaHarada 1 point 5 days ago

Beating with water is not that hot huh.

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Dyskolos -14 points 6 days ago

A "joke" only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.

But hey, this is shitposting, so....

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Return_of_Chippy 15 points 6 days ago

Child abuse???

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Dyskolos -4 points 6 days ago

Mutilating your kid's genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.

If you see no problem there, well...🤷🏻

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Return_of_Chippy 20 points 6 days ago

Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?

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Dyskolos -8 points 6 days ago

Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?

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ElDuderino 5 points 6 days ago

Criikey... just let him have laugh about jerking off.

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brb 2 points 6 days ago

Dick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this

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Dyskolos 1 point 5 days ago

Aye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It's a truth you probably don't want to realise.

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