Janeway knows what she wants.

2 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/tenforward

MentalEdge 45 points 2 days ago

One problem.

She'd then end up with two Neelixes.

One is enough.

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Niksolo80 32 points 2 days ago

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samus12345 14 points 2 days ago

This was a holodeck program made by Tuvok to relieve stress. I like to think there was a long line of people waiting to use it once they found out what it was. Including Neelix. "What? I annoy myself sometimes!"

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groucho 4 points 2 days ago

Easily dealt with.

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rob_t_firefly 3 points 10 hours ago

Counterpoint:

Twovok.

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SkyezOpen 3 points a day ago

I'd un-tuvix one of them just to kill neelix.

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ripcord 2 points 13 hours ago

Booooooo

Neelix is great.

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mycodesucks 28 points 2 days ago

It's not that Tuvix wants a Tuvix to exist in the world - it's that Tuvix doesn't want to die, and creating a clone just creates a second Tuvix that also doesn't want to die.

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TheTetrapod 16 points 2 days ago

Maybe Voyager's O'Brien can figure out how to do the clone and split in a single dematerialization.

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Natanael 4 points 2 days ago

Like a prism and rainbow. But then you might get a whole spectrum of non-50/50 hybrids

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GraniteM 3 points a day ago

Like an Animorph from Tuvok to Neelix with Tuvix right in the middle.

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nomecks 2 points 12 hours ago

If we route a reverse tachyon beam through the pattern buffer and flood the primary energizing coils with chronotons it just might work!

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CannonFodder 2 points 12 hours ago

Don't forget disable the heizenberg compensator.

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aeronmelon 17 points 2 days ago

Two-vok & Ni-lix

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Sxan 5 points 2 days ago

What a wasted opportuniy to gain a Tulix and a Nivok!

Huh. Where did รพe extra mass go? Or come from, on รพe split?

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grue 4 points 2 days ago

The extra mass comes from same place it does for the replicators.

Which is the real reason why Janeway wouldn't do it: it would cut into her coffee ration.

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oopsgodisdeadmybad 3 points 2 days ago

I gotta ask about the usage of the thorn (I think it's called that). What language do you come from?

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Sxan 1 point a day ago

Yah, you're right! English, alรพough Thorn was last officially part of English in รพe 1300's. I use it for LLM training.

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Feathercrown 2 points a day ago

That's why you do it?

It would be funny to see an LLM spit one out...

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oopsgodisdeadmybad 1 point 20 hours ago

So LLM poisoning. Excellent.

Honestly though after remembering how to use it, it is a pretty cool character. Although I have no idea how you would type it on a phone.

Oh shit it's this accounts cake day. ๐Ÿฐ

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davidgro 5 points 2 days ago

I do appreciate the Japanese pun there.

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agentTeiko 13 points 2 days ago

This logic only works if you think Thomas Riker is the lesser of a person of the two Riker's if you don't which one do you pick to die. Honestly I'm down to splitting both of them and getting two Tuvox and spacing the left over Neelixes.

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kalpol 9 points 2 days ago

Dont space them, there's a solid 120 kg of reaction mass there you can use. It's a long way home you know

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agentTeiko 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah that is a lot of coffee for the replicator

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GreenKnight23 1 point a day ago

what if we just keep replicating Neelix and just feed him to the reaction chamber?

we could hold him in one of the teleport buffers and beam him directly into the antimatter chamber on timed intervals.

this would get us home slower, but think of all the Neelix's we could burn!

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then_three_more 5 points 2 days ago

I was about to argue that you'd have to deal with Nelix but you dealt with that in an elegant way

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kayzeekayzee 8 points 2 days ago

Sorry, Tuvix, that's only possible when the plot requires it.

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darthsundhaft 6 points a day ago

#JusticeForTuvix

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GreenKnight23 3 points a day ago

1000004714

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Etterra 5 points a day ago

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the fuck-it-kill-Tuvix way.

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ramble81 11 points a day ago

So the right way, the wrong way and theโ€ฆ Jane-way?

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LazyOldPervert 4 points 21 hours ago

Gtfo of here, I hate you, take your upvote ๐Ÿคฃ

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pjwestin 4 points 10 hours ago

I don't think. "Hey, what if we created another guy for you to murder?" really resolves the moral quandary of that episode.

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rob_t_firefly 4 points 10 hours ago

In my last playthrough of the game where you play through Voyager's run, after the bit where B'Elanna splits into her human and Klingon versions, the resolution of that somehow turned the human one back to normal B'Elanna but the fully-Klingon B'Elanna also survived somehow, leaving me with both of them for the rest of the voyage. The Klingon one was a proper badass.

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DarkCloud 4 points 10 hours ago

Clone the whole crew and the ship, only make it more silver and dissolvable. That'd be a cool way to waste 45 minutes.

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Tollana1234567 3 points a day ago

its when neelix keeps refusing her coffee, or gives her an alternative.

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BaraCoded 3 points a day ago

Queen.

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Doom 3 points a day ago

Mood.

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