disrupting the condom industry

4 days ago by Mandarbmax to c/whitepeopletwitter

JoMiran 54 points 4 days ago

It's optimized for Al.

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Mandarbmax 26 points 4 days ago

Weird Al could do me raw

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sundray 47 points 4 days ago

"Move fast and break things."

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 33 points 4 days ago

What if AI means “anal insertion”

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MelodiousFunk 26 points 4 days ago

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Asafum 23 points 4 days ago

It's optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can't fuck data?

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Sergio 4 points 4 days ago

I thought it meant "optimized for Weird Al Yankovic."

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imsufferableninja 17 points 4 days ago

What is SF?

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Mandarbmax 19 points 4 days ago

San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land

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voidsignal 13 points 4 days ago

There's no Silicon Valley anymore. It's the Marketing Valley now, full of PPT bros that think they understand technology.

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atomicbocks 9 points 4 days ago

Fun fact: Silicones are a class of silicon containing rubbers (pun intended) and resins, this is why the two words are so easily confused.

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naught101 4 points 3 days ago

Given the context, I'm choosing to believe OP was making a subtle and excellent joke

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schmorpel 3 points 4 days ago

I thought they were talking about Science Fiction

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the_q 13 points 4 days ago

But they breach containment all the time...

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thesohoriots 11 points 4 days ago

The vibe-coded Coney Island whitefish

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k0e3 9 points 3 days ago

AI is love in japanese 愛 so maybe they're weebs who are into keikaku parenthood.

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beegnyoshi 4 points 3 days ago

AI is also 哀 in japanese meaning pity or sorrow which is what's gonna happen if you show that to a human

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ricecake 9 points 4 days ago

Looks like a few companies have made "AI" condoms for marketing, usually leaning heavily on how everything is a bit too ... On point? ... Into it? Absolutely fucked with AI?

While trying to find the one this one came from I found one that was basically "we put AI in the condom, so just get an erection, put it on, take out your phone, open the app, sign in, scan the QR code on your penis, complete registration and sync, finish software updates, re-pair the condom, configure session preferences, and now you're ready for AI enhanced intercourse with features such as helpful mid coitus tips, aggressive affirmation that you're doing great, and constant requests for feedback".

Ironically, condoms have actually been AI optimized for decades. The laser scanning defect detection system everyone uses is built on a type of AI that's got next to nothing in common with the current frenzy and more to do with "statistics".

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Dindonmasker 9 points 4 days ago

The first condom designed for unconsentual sex where everyone is getting fucked by AI.

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RaoulDook 6 points 4 days ago

It works by causing boner loss when you see the label

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Widdershins 6 points 4 days ago

In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.

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IamLost 2 points 3 days ago

Only reason why I looked at the post

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nocturne 2 points 4 days ago

I thought that too.

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Pratai 5 points 3 days ago

Perhaps it’s for the clankers to go fuck themselves with.

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NihilsineNefas 5 points 3 days ago

"Ah it's generated, that explains the lumps and weird (d)angle"

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Buddahriffic 4 points 2 days ago

Optimized for artificial insemination?

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toxicbubble 3 points 2 days ago

"shut up baby, i know it"

-Bender

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VaalaVasaVarde 3 points 4 days ago

This needs to be reposted on fuck_ai

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Mandarbmax 3 points 4 days ago

You have my blessing to do so!

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ToastedRavioli 2 points 3 days ago

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qarbone 2 points 2 days ago

Does this mean I can fuck my computer without catching a virus?

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