I'll get 2% cashback.

"fuck it"

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

I can change her

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

Leroy Jenkins

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

It's a calculated risk.

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

I'll pull out.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Yolo

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

Fuck it, we ball

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

Fuck it, we ball

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

Huh, I wonder what this does.

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

"that's a problem for future me"

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

Another drink couldn't hurt

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

What's the worst that can happen?

I deserve this

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

YOLO

Will you marry me?

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

What could possibly go wrong?

One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"

I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

i hope I won't regret doing this

"it'll probably work out"

HASHTAG YOLO!

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

"It'll work"

Seems edible to me

Jesus hates cowards!

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

Only 1 way to find out...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

We're not here to fuck spiders

"we've all gotta die someday!"

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

“I wonder…“

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

Hey y'all watch this!

This time it'll be different

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

Risk it for the biscuit

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

Just one more

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

Looked good on paper

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Nothing could possibly go wrong

“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”

Go big or go home.

Well, let's see what we get.

God hates a coward!

Hold my beer, Imma try something

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

I’ll apologize later

It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!

Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!

“This will be either badass or really stupid.”

"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short

"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

I’m sure last time was a fluke

It'll be fine.

YOLO!

Oh, the first month is 90% off

Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker

"Whatever happens, happens"

"It is what it is"

In for a penny....

"No risk - no fun"

“I’ll be careful.”

A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.

What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)

Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this

"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.

Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?

Fuck it wie ball

I'll do that later

Let's do this like Judas

TLDR

Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii

Easy come, easy go.