I'm too high for this

3 years ago by cantstopthesignal to c/memes

ExLisper 151 points 3 years ago

I don't get it. Braiding live animals would be worse, right?

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c0mbatbag3l 28 points 3 years ago

*slowly puts down garter snakes"

"Go on..."

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And009 18 points 3 years ago

Might taste better when roasted even

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eestileib 100 points 3 years ago

That's an ordinary braid.

I could explain how you'd French braid meat but I don't think anybody here wants that.

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Dirk 35 points 3 years ago

I don’t think anybody here wants that.

Talk for yourself!

Where is the French braiding meat OC?

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Deceptichum 20 points 3 years ago

You use beef tongue.

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Mr_Blott 10 points 3 years ago

I too would like to see French braided flesh

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CreateProblems 18 points 3 years ago

So when you do a French braid in hair, you start off with three small sections. Every time you fold over the outer sections, you incorporate more hair into those sections. This differs from a normal braid, which doesn't increase the size of the three parts of the braid as you go along.

French braiding flesh would require a lot more flesh. Also it wouldn't look nearly as tidy because the other ends of the flesh (those not in the braid) are not attached to anything (i.e. a scalp) so it would be a loose tangled mess.

There's easier ways to make something grotesque and cursed.

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Dirk 1 point 3 years ago

Now I want to see it even more!

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hedgehogging_the_bed 8 points 3 years ago

Shit, now I'm thinking about it and you'd need something big like a flank steak or a brisket. I don't think a pork-loin would work since it's not broad enough. You'd still need to probably butterfly it, and then fringe the edge so you had strands to work into the braid. Best I can think of would be more like braided filled pastry than anything else. Not a terrible sway to do a stuffed roast or roulade I guess.

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Peppycito 1 point 3 years ago

I prefer to sprang my meat.

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bouh 99 points 3 years ago

That's called cooking. And we usually call it meat instead of dead animal, because it's a specific part of the dead animal that's tasty and nutritive once cooked.

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doom_and_gloom 9 points 3 years ago
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ReakDuck 6 points 3 years ago

Dont forget the high amount of fat

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cantstopthesignal -55 points 3 years ago

Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn't cook evenly.

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GBU_28 43 points 3 years ago

Huh? It would cook fine with proper technique, and the nooks and crannies would offer spaces for herbs and butter or similar to pool

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Taian 21 points 3 years ago

Not cooking evenly is usually something desirable

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Schmeckinger 7 points 3 years ago

Then why is it called well done? Checkmate carnist. /s

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cantstopthesignal -1 points 3 years ago

You eat pork rare?

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Agent641 6 points 3 years ago

You never had a butterflied chicken thigh? Or even a leg of lamb? The meat isnt even thickness, you gotta cook it in a way that cooks it through while keeping the thinner parts edible.

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Justfollowingorders1 1 point 3 years ago

You deserve the downvotes. Keep ordering delivery.

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el_bhm 1 point 3 years ago

Putin surely could cook it correctly.

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0Xero0 15 points 3 years ago

this post is something a vegan protester would put on their banners

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Rayuza 3 points 3 years ago

i dont get it

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jcdenton -1 points 3 years ago

Smokers are jokers

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Deepus 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, we can be a pretty fun bunch.

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flashgnash -29 points 3 years ago

See I don't like people who impose vegetarianism and veganism but I really wish people would have more respect for dead animals.

Disgusting behaviour from some people

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unfnknblvbl 44 points 3 years ago

Where is the disrespect for the dead animal? I don't get it. It just looks like somebody's put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

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Sheeple 32 points 3 years ago

In a way this is even more respectful as it presents the meat in a unique and special way.

Personally I think the more effort is out into food, on the condition it's being eaten, the more respect you're giving to the animal.

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UrPartnerInCrime 11 points 3 years ago

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Granted I also want to go the same way Diogenes wanted to

When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body

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Sheeple 7 points 3 years ago

Honestly that's based as fuck. Granted there's the concern of spreading disease but it's how I'd prefer it too

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MR_GABARISE 4 points 3 years ago

Weird to draw the line here, why would the respect start at preparation and not at the slicing and dicing?

If you want to make a point, albeit a shitty one, at least make sense.

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Nalivai -30 points 3 years ago

I don’t like people who impose vegetarianism and veganism

You should though

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Sheeple 16 points 3 years ago

No.

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RickyRigatoni 15 points 3 years ago

No.

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XbSuper 12 points 3 years ago

No

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WillFord27 -9 points 3 years ago

It's hilarious how lemmy users generally think of themselves as left wing but refuse to admit that veganism is both morally and sustainably the better option

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Squirrel 12 points 3 years ago

I think most are willing to admit that. Admission does not equal conversation, though. I'm in that camp, but I am trying to cook more vegetarian meals -- nowhere near 100%, but progress is progress.

Edit: I should clarify that I'm concerned with the environmental impact. I have no moral issues with eating meat. Environmentally, we've seen overwhelming evidence that vegetarianism would be beneficial, and that is why I am making an effort.

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abraxas -7 points 3 years ago

I think anyone who has lived on or around a farm, or has just come to understand everything involved, would have a problem "admitting" that. Non-Factory farming in a modern country is dramatically benefited from having meat livestock alongside the vegetables, not to mention that there isn't really any better use for marginal land than to have farm animals like cattle on it. In fact, there are arguments that cattle on marginal land are better for the environment than leaving the land unused because they are better able to sequester carbon than nothing. The environmental discussion that is "clearly pro-vegan" requires bringing in countries that are downright backwards and use their behaviors to overwhelm the many countries where animal ranching provide overall benefit.

And there's as many Ethical arguments for meat eating as there are for veganism. The "big" argument for veganism here is the classic Utilitarian argument for veganism, but it has easily been beaten by Negative Utilitarian and straight-Utilitarian counters.

And since many of us aren't Christian or adherents to any Divine Command theory, "morality" is itself unethical and unsustainable to us.

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stillwater 9 points 3 years ago

Dietary preferences and choices aren't exclusive to left wing politics.

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pafu 4 points 3 years ago

Veganism isn't so much a "dietary preference" as a way of life that recognizes animals as sentient beings and aims to minimize their suffering as much as possible (i.e. it's not only about not eating them).

That aside: In my experience, giving a shit about the well-being of others, regardless of race or species, isn't exactly common on the political right.

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commie 6 points 3 years ago

users generally think of themselves as left wing but refuse to admit that veganism is ... morally ... the better option

under what ethical system?

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Sheeple 2 points 3 years ago

Dietary choice has nothing to do with being left/right wing.

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Nalivai -3 points 3 years ago

But you see, this time it's inconvenient to me personally, so I will defend my habits and fight for them to never change even if it means suffering to others, even if the evidence that is harmful are obvious and out there. What do you mean "definition of conservatism"?

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Funkwonker 1 point 3 years ago
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southsamurai -6 points 3 years ago

See, there's that religion creeping in again.

Morals, that's religion right there, and when a religion starts from the default of assuming it's the only right answer, it's a shit religion, no matter what other arguments are involved.

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GBU_28 11 points 3 years ago

Morals aren't religion, at all.

Religion can be said to be an expression of moral alignment, but morals are baked into you, braided into your meat, if you will.

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oshitwaddup 5 points 3 years ago

would you get mad if someone kicked a dog for fun? Would it upset you if someone punched you in the face or stole your stuff? If so gtfo with that religious attitude, morals are only related to religion and the rest of us enlightened atheists can do anything we want

edit: to be clear, morals are important and good when they're constructed rationally to protect sentient beings (human and non-human) from exploitation and abuse. Religious morals are deeply problematic because they're not constructed rationally, and they try to restrict consenting adults from doing certain things together and they allow other horrific behaviors as totally fine. There's a large, meaningful difference between animal rights and religious morals

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Grumpy 5 points 3 years ago

Morals is not religion. If anything I vehemently dispute religion claiming any ownership of morals. See Plato on morals for more details. But I would say that highest of morals is the highest well-being of humans. This would apply not only from philosophical approach but also from an evolutionary one.

Having said that, I don't believe eating meat is immoral. It is how we evolved, and eating meat is part of what is to be human.

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dx1 -30 points 3 years ago

Get enough of this type of content and it will turn you vegan.

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unfnknblvbl 32 points 3 years ago

I don't get it. It looks like somebody's put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

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Unaware7013 30 points 3 years ago

This type of content? You mean food preparation? What part of this is supposed to disgust me or make me want to stop eating meat?

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sysadmin420 11 points 3 years ago

Yeah, it makes me hungry

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SpaceNoodle 18 points 3 years ago

Getting hungry for meat probably is going to have the opposite effect.

Although at first I thought this was just some wool roving.

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southsamurai 17 points 3 years ago

Nah, veganism is a religion. You don't get into a religion because of pictures of meat.

Now, pictures like this may turn someone's stomach and make them stop wanting to eat meat, though I have no idea how damn wimpy someone would have to be for this picture to bother them, but a piece of meat in front of them wouldn't.

Hell, I've been wrist deep inside of wounds and it didn't turn me vegan. I've cleaned up road kill and it didn't turn me vegan.

This is just some clean meat decorated. It's no different than stuffing a turkey, or butterflying a chicken breast, or doing a stuffed roast, or a braciole.

Seriously, I'm being a dick here, but you have to be a giant fucking wimp to see this picture and be so grossed out that you stop eating meat. Like, any motherfucker that can't handle this picture would fucking die if they ever had to actually kill their own food. And that's such a massively wimpy thing, I can't think of a word for how utterly fucking lame that is. Like, motherfuckers, what the fuck would you do if you got injured and saw your own muscles? Pass the fuck out and die, that's what would happen.

Are people really that disconnected from reality? That the sight of some clean meat is some kind of horror? Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick, how sheltered does someone have to be for that? I mean, offense intended, but anyone that grossed out by this picture needs to grow the fuck up and get some life experience.

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doom_and_gloom 6 points 3 years ago
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rbhfd 5 points 3 years ago

Agree overall, but I still downvoted because of the statement "veganism is a religion".

You either don't know what veganism is or what religion is.

As a meat eater, I applaud anyone that follows or wants to move towards a (more) vegan diet.

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southsamurai -6 points 3 years ago

Is it not though? Vegans act like it's their religion, it fulfills similar social needs, they behave in the same wau as religious zealots. They exhibit the same assumption that their belief is the one true belief, and anyone that does not come to their belief is flawed.

Seems pretty similar to me

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ByGourou 4 points 3 years ago

That's a small but loud minority.

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BCsven 2 points 3 years ago

This is just zealots like any belief. It is not all vegans. I have been vegetairian for 30 years amd vegan for about 3, other than responding to you I never "promote" my life choice to anyone or try to convert anyone. It only comes up if a coworker say he lets grab dinner and I order a tofu curry while they have a steak. I even worked at a place for over 5 years before finding out a fellow employee was vegan. It just never comes up.

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Nevoic 5 points 3 years ago

I was part of the vegan cult for years until I read this comment, thank you for saving me.

I was a wimp. I didn't enjoy the idea of harming and killing animals, I had watched videos of animals being gutted alive and having their throats cut and squirming for literal minutes afterwards. This was uncomfortable, but only because I was a wimp.

After reading your comment I manned up and took my dog and 2 cats, strung them up while they were whimpering (which was hilarious), and slit their throats, cooked their delicious innards, and am finally able to walk again (I was only able to crawl because I had been nutrient deficient for so long despite what my libtard doctors told me).

I'm happy to live in a free country where I can do whatever I want with my property. In China I bet you can't cook a dog because the government is just a bunch of moralizing leftists. God gave us domain over animals, and so I get to choose what I want to do with the animals I purchase.

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southsamurai 2 points 3 years ago

Lmao! Dude, that's the single best response in the entire thread! Counter-trolling ftmfw! I can't even come back at that one, I'm laughing too hard. No bullshit, thank you for that :)

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max 2 points 3 years ago

You had me until "veganism is a religion"

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southsamurai 1 point 3 years ago

Lmao! I see what you did there

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Aabbcc -6 points 3 years ago

That's a lot of words

Have you watched dominion

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Sheeple 2 points 3 years ago

Yes. It didn't change my opinion.

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Aabbcc -1 points 3 years ago

Cool. It's good to be aware of the unlimited suffering we cause.

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dx1 -8 points 3 years ago

Big ol eye roll.

Not about wimpiness or grimacing at the picture. More about gradually recognizing that you're just eating pieces of animal flesh. For me, that went hand in hand with studying biology & med textbooks, about a decade ago. Not irrational, I'm not going "it's icky", it's me knowing what the chemical composition is, where it came from, what it is, and going, "yeah this is fucking nasty".

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STUPIDVIPGUY 7 points 3 years ago

Eating rotisserie chicken is what made me fully realize we were just chowing down on animal carcass. It's fucking delicious, and I eat rotisserie chicken all the time.

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dx1 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, I've eaten it, there's an aspect to it you may not have dialed into yet. Hard to describe.

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Mr_Blott 12 points 3 years ago

It will *get you a Michelin star ftfy

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LemmyIsFantastic 8 points 3 years ago

(x) doubt

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Kusimulkku 2 points 3 years ago

I really doubt that

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