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This is REAL food, from REAL brits

3 years ago by Itzz Me to c/foodcrimes

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cyborganism 34 points 3 years ago

Wo' is i' dear? Yew don' wan' ta ea' yow fish'ead poi?

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N0body 9 points 3 years ago

Oy! Y'got a loicense for that poi?

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cyborganism 7 points 3 years ago

- Oi! Yew can' bake tha' 'here ma'e.

- fuck off!

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Xanthrax 20 points 3 years ago

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uphillbothways 33 points 3 years ago

Huh, sooo this is a sentence...

The dish traditionally originates from the village of Mousehole in Cornwall and is traditionally eaten during the festival of Tom Bawcock's Eve to celebrate his heroic catch during a very stormy winter.

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agent_flounder 27 points 3 years ago

That may be the most British thing I've ever read in my life.

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SonnyVabitch 11 points 3 years ago

Make it even more British by not pronouncing the h in the name of the village, because why would they say it like it's written. It's pronounced *mauzall, I kid you not.

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Alto 20 points 3 years ago

Tom Bawcock is a legendary character from the village of Mousehole, Cornwall, England. He appears to have been a local fisherman in the 16th century. According to the legend, one winter had been particularly stormy, meaning that none of the fishing boats had been able to leave the harbour. As Christmas approached, the villagers, who relied on fish as their primary source of food, were facing starvation.

Neat

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Diplomjodler 9 points 3 years ago

And they're not even ashamed.

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AlpacaChariot 3 points 3 years ago

Would you not eat it? I've never had one but I can imagine it tasting great. Am British, obviously :)

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XbSuper 3 points 3 years ago

I would try it, but would definitely not have an expectation of liking it.

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tiramichu 17 points 3 years ago

They played us for absolute fools

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Todesschnitzel 13 points 3 years ago

This looks and feels so British I can't even.

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confusedbytheBasics 7 points 3 years ago

Be careful talking like that. The people of Cornwall would beat the tar out of you for calling their food British.

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BleatingZombie 7 points 3 years ago

Cornwall? The county in England? Am I missing something?

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AlpacaChariot 9 points 3 years ago

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Todesschnitzel 3 points 3 years ago

I would like to officially apologise to everyone in GB who is not British, but their tastes are just so... unique, that they overshadow the whole Area.

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cyborganism 3 points 3 years ago

It's missing a side of mash and green peas.

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MuhammadJesusGaySex 11 points 3 years ago

As a US southerner that eats fried fat back, chitlins, and poke salad. I approve. I’d eat it. I bet it’s pretty good.

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AlpacaChariot 5 points 3 years ago

TIL about chitlins. How do you prepare yours? I like haggis but that does have quite a lot of added flavour from the spices in it. The photo on Wikipedia with chitlins in broth does not look appetising!

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MuhammadJesusGaySex 5 points 3 years ago

So, out of the 3 you picked my least favorite, and the only one that I don’t cook personally. It is seasoned, and the way my family cooks it it’s kind of a spicy soup. But, chitlins are (and I mean this more than I’ve ever meant it with any other food) either pretty good or god damn awful depending on who cooks them. People say the same thing about chicken and dumplings, but there is a lot more at stake with chitlins.

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AlpacaChariot 2 points 3 years ago

Interesting, thanks! I feel the same can be said for haggis, bad haggis is grim!

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Tsuroth 10 points 3 years ago

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 9 points 3 years ago

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads

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BatrickPateman 9 points 3 years ago

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GlitterInfection 6 points 3 years ago

My question is, do you eat the heads or are they just decoration?

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CubbyTustard 3 points 3 years ago

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magnetosphere 5 points 3 years ago

“Fuck these people. I’m just gonna throw whole fish in there, act like it’s normal, and see if they eat it anyway.”

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CubbyTustard 5 points 3 years ago

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match 11 points 3 years ago

midwest.social should not be allowed to prosecute food crimes

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jawa21 4 points 3 years ago

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Thcdenton 1 point 3 years ago

Eh, I'd give it a try. But I'm also used to eating whole fish - head and all. It's not for everyone but if done right its tasty.

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MonsiuerPatEBrown 1 point 3 years ago

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hakunawazo 1 point 3 years ago

I hope that's just painted almonds on a sweet pie.

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