I heard it for Michael Jackson first

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/whitepeopletwitter

7u5k3n 137 points 3 years ago

I loved the response he gave for that rumor.

It was essentially... "Do you think I'd be here giving this interview if I could do that?

Love that he knew about the rumor.

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cantstopthesignal 73 points 3 years ago

Also Richard Geere stuck a hamster in his ass

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SpaceNoodle 13 points 3 years ago

*Geeere

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tym 11 points 3 years ago
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ickplant 6 points 3 years ago

And Rod Stewart had his stomach pumped because he sucked off too many dudes.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 11 points 3 years ago

Stewart actually mentioned this in a recent interview. According to him, he had a gay personal assistant that he ended up firing, and the guy spread this rumor for revenge.

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Valmond 2 points 3 years ago

Sure ....

Rumor confirmed then.

\s

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No1 6 points 3 years ago

Bruh, it was a gerbil

Leave the innocent hamsters out of it!

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Tar_alcaran 3 points 3 years ago

Oh, that makes way more sense...

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the_post_of_tom_joad 1 point 2 years ago
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tacosanonymous 63 points 3 years ago

It's such a believable rumor though.

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imaqtpie 38 points 3 years ago

I definitely don't not believe it

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JPJones 8 points 3 years ago

Yeah but middle school you totally would

Edit: got me with yer frickin double negative you bastard

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Baku 5 points 3 years ago
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Rai 2 points 3 years ago

You don’t need to remove any ribs to do that, though…

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Tar_alcaran 1 point 3 years ago

I think more than flexibility plays a role here.

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StinkyRedMan 50 points 3 years ago

Not as impressive but in the town where I grew up there is a really skinny woman who seems to be jogging like non stop. When I was in elementary school there was a rumor saying she had some disease which would make her heart stop if she stopped running and all the kids thought it was true. A few years ago when mentionning it to a younger sister (6 years difference) I learnt the rumor was still going strong when she was a kid, and then we both learnt that it was still the case when our even younger sister (12 years difference) was a kid.

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Misconduct 23 points 3 years ago

There was an old man and his elderly wife that would take regular walks by my school as a kid. The woman looked like she was made of plastic and the rumors were that she was a giant doll. They called her the barbie lady. When my sister went to school it was just the man walking and the rumors were that he melted his wife and made his cane with her. Kids are WILD. Those poor elderly people were just trying to have a damn walk lol

Damn... It was just him walking though that sucks :(

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smeg 8 points 3 years ago

A rumour so strong that your friend's uncle (who works at Nintendo) heard it and designed spoink

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LarryTheMatador 41 points 3 years ago
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beckerist 17 points 3 years ago
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TalesFromTheKitchen 6 points 3 years ago

There's a tutorial on the hub. Which I shouldn't know.

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Snyggedi 38 points 3 years ago

Millenial from Switzerland - can confirm.

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Iliveonsaturdays 22 points 3 years ago

Denmark checking in

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Tubics 15 points 3 years ago

Austria as well

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panchzila 12 points 3 years ago

Mexico, confirmed.

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kusivittula 10 points 3 years ago

Finland too.

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ComradeBunnie 12 points 3 years ago

Australia is present and aware.

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ickplant 2 points 3 years ago

Russia here, Millennial. Can confirm, heard the rumor.

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Gekoloniseerd 10 points 3 years ago

Netherlands checking in. Can confirm.

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Tar_alcaran 1 point 3 years ago

So you're the one who got that username! Congrats!

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Gekoloniseerd 1 point 3 years ago

Ja. bedankt.

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Karyoplasma 5 points 3 years ago

Germany here. Heard the rumor as well.

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Licensed_to_ill 2 points 3 years ago

Mexico checking in. I heard the rumor.

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nullPointer 32 points 3 years ago

here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years

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Bonehead 10 points 3 years ago

Come on man. Don't do Josh Saviano dirty like that...

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kool_newt 3 points 3 years ago
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root_beer 2 points 3 years ago

That one is at least easy to disprove and isn’t even plausible. Marilyn Manson totally had ribs removed, just not until later on when he lost most of his shock value and he needed to get it back

Turns out all he really had to do was be a heinous sexual criminal

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Grabthar 32 points 3 years ago

That rumour was everywhere by the end of '94. Not a lot of millenials in high school then. Almost all Gen X.

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JPJones 9 points 3 years ago

Late '80s. I was in middle school. That shit spread like wildfire.

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Stalinwolf 7 points 3 years ago

I heard the rumor back in '74 when Malta became a republic.

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DrBoom 6 points 3 years ago

I heard it back in '68 but it was about Paul McCartney

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JPJones 3 points 3 years ago

I fuckin love you guys.

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doctorcrimson 5 points 3 years ago
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root_beer -3 points 3 years ago

Who’s this “we”, white man?

…I was poor and didn’t have it until I started art school in ‘99

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TopRamenBinLaden 6 points 3 years ago

I didnt know that only white people had internet access before 99. I'm glad they let us in, eventually. I had internet access at school before 99, but it must've been a white school or something.

It must be cool to be white and immune to being poor.

Edit: this comment was a Lone Ranger quote. Not just nonchalant racism. I haven't seen that movie in ages. It is a classic. Carry on friend. I apologize for assuming the worst.

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tigeruppercut 2 points 3 years ago

It's a line from Lone Ranger (not the Johnny Depp one).

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doctorcrimson 1 point 3 years ago
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Licensed_to_ill 1 point 3 years ago

I heard it in 5th or 6th grade around 2001-2002. So still millennial. The post says elementary school not high-school... Just not the 90s in my case

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linuxPIPEpower 1 point 3 years ago

ouch

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AgentGrimstone 29 points 3 years ago

Never heard of him until the rumor. Took one look at him and believed it 110%

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theangryseal 13 points 3 years ago

“Bro, just look at the back of this cd case. They’re drinking his piss through a hose. Of course he had his ribs removed to blow himself. He’d cut himself in half to do it!”

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ZzyzxRoad 10 points 3 years ago

Never heard of him

Fuck, we're getting old.

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theangryseal 6 points 3 years ago

It felt like it was going to take forever too, and here we are, with our loose skin and our old balls. Gross.

:p

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cosmicrookie 20 points 3 years ago

Even further back, there was the same rumor about Gene Simmons from Kiss

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Valmond 2 points 3 years ago

I heard he cut the small thingy under his tongue so he could get it out farther, is that real or not 😅 ?

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cosmicrookie 4 points 3 years ago

I believe that this is not an unnormal thing to do especially for babies that are having trouble eating

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smeg 3 points 3 years ago

Yep, they even gave it the cute name of being tongue-tied

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Valmond 1 point 3 years ago

Interesting, didn't know that!

But what about the rumour ... 😁 ?!

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Dmian 3 points 3 years ago
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CarlsIII 20 points 3 years ago

Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

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paddirn 13 points 3 years ago

I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

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BackOnMyBS 5 points 3 years ago

What's this one about?

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CarlsIII 12 points 3 years ago

Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

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BackOnMyBS 1 point 3 years ago

that's a lot of semen

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rckclmbr 1 point 3 years ago

I heard this but about Britney Spears

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4am 4 points 3 years ago

Heard it for Gwen Stefani

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SoupyHappenstance 7 points 3 years ago

Heard it was Lil Kim

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Nfamwap 1 point 3 years ago

Heard that was Marc Almond

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rekliner 19 points 3 years ago

Glad to see the other misinformation classics like Richard Gere's gerbil mentioned.

Anyone remember Jamie Lee Curtis was secretly a hermaphrodite?

It was known. I don't trust anything I learned pre Internet anymore, including the number of planets.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 10 points 3 years ago

When I was a kid in the '70s the big rumor was that Rod Stewart had to go to the hospital once to have a gallon of sperm pumped out of his stomach. I was surprised when I saw a fairly recent interview with Stewart where he mentioned this rumor and he was even aware of where it came from.

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nepenthes 6 points 3 years ago

This rumour was recycled for New Kids on the Block in the 80s.

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mihnt 3 points 3 years ago

And pretty much every female musician or actress.

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linuxPIPEpower 1 point 3 years ago

I mean a gallon of anything is a lot but if you drank too quickly I think you'd just vomit

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KuroiKaze 1 point 3 years ago

Heard this about Lil Kim

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niktemadur 4 points 3 years ago

Where's the one about Rod Stewart's stomach getting pumped at the hospital? That was a doozy that I heard in two different countries and two different languages, and this was in the late-70s/early-80s, people didn't even have fax machines then. How did this one get around so quickly?

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Malfeasant 2 points 3 years ago

Anyone remember Jamie Lee Curtis was secretly a hermaphrodite?

Yes, I remember that one!

And Catherine the Great really liked horses...

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linuxPIPEpower 1 point 3 years ago

It wasn't millennials who started that one. I heard it from my genx history teacher. Who honestly I had a lot of respect for at the time, maybe because he told us stories like that, but the more I learn about the world the more I find he was so full of shit and he was like my favorite teacher so its disappointing. One of these days I'm going to find out that the Maginot Line was actually a great idea and if you are France after WW1 you should always build the Maginot Line.

Re Catherine the Great's horse thing, my understanding is that the stories were contemporaneous with her rule and that all powerful women in europe had similar sorts of things said about them. There as a whole early tabloid industry describing in detail the various imagined exploits of Marie Antoinette.

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NuXCOM_90Percent 18 points 3 years ago

Heh. I think that was one of the first things I ever went down a rabbit hole to understand on The Internet. And it eventually led me to learn that with just a bit of yoga (which you should do anyway since it is a great way to improve flexibility and general muscle health) you don't need to remove the rib. Admittedly, I have too much of a "dad bod" and a "beer gut" these days. But... it is totally a thing.

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investorsexchange 7 points 3 years ago

This is why I’m losing weight. It’s not as motivating as I hoped it would be.

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BackOnMyBS 5 points 3 years ago

it is totally a thing.

What was your experience?

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Pregnenolone 7 points 3 years ago

It’s… okay.

Feels like sucking a dick (which is fine if you’re into that, which I am), but with a lot of back and abs discomfort, which I am definitely not into.

But yeah it’s not actually super hard to do, just needs a few weeks of practice, and maybe a slightly lower body fat percentage so you aren’t getting in your own way.

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Nfamwap 6 points 3 years ago

He sucked his own winky

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Vaginal_blood_fart 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 5873686 5889512, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
AlecSadler 16 points 3 years ago

I went to a 20 person private school in rural Oregon at the time and even heard it.

That and everyone drawing Stussy symbols for a hot minute.

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DigitalAudio 8 points 3 years ago

Hell, I'm from a South American country and even I heard it!

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smasm 5 points 3 years ago

New Zealand checking in, for Marilyn Manson and for the stussy symbols.

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Dkarma 3 points 3 years ago

It's the infinity symbol 😂😂😂.

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KuroiKaze 15 points 3 years ago

Amazingly this rumor actually has its origin from Gabriele D'Annunzio in the 1930s. It has been repeated for other famous people throughout history.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 8 points 3 years ago

I heard it about David Bowie in the 1980s.

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Kben 14 points 3 years ago

I heard it was Prince in the early 90s,before the internet.

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st3ph3n 3 points 3 years ago

same here

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PugJesus 13 points 3 years ago

Damn, that rumor was still going around in the early 2010s when I graduated high school.

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Rubanski 10 points 3 years ago

After 100h playtime of Pokemon red/blue, MS Anne would come back

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Leon 5 points 3 years ago

that's when you go around the side of the ship and use a level 100 Mewtwo with strength to move the truck to find Mew

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otp 1 point 3 years ago

MS Anne... featuring Clippy!

It looks like you're trying to catch #151!

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AngryCommieKender 10 points 3 years ago

I heard it about Ron Jeremy, which made sense because, allegedly there's a porn out there in which he does suck himself, but I have no way of verification, as I am not aware of the film name, and I'm not watching a bunch of 70s porn to find the right one

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RaoulDook 5 points 3 years ago

He wouldn't need any ribs removed to do that though. Manson probably didn't either. You just need to have enough dong length and not be fat.

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BingoBangoBongo 10 points 3 years ago

This guy sucks his own dick.

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Heavybell 9 points 3 years ago

I remember that one.

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Kolanaki 9 points 3 years ago

The rumor I remember more was that the boobs he had in a music video were actual implants and not just an external costume.

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blazeknave 8 points 3 years ago

AND he was Paul from The Wonder Years!

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paddirn 8 points 3 years ago

Before that I remember hearing a rumor that Rod Stewart had had a hot hair curler shoved up his butt by his wife bc she had caught him having a homosexual affair. Years later I heard the exact same rumor about a local used car dealer and knew that it probably wasn’t true, but it was interesting that the same rumor had cropped up about different people (heard these in different states as well, so it wasn’t just the same people repeating it).

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Jimmycrackcrack 8 points 3 years ago

I definitely believed that for way too long.

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tias 8 points 3 years ago

What can I say, it sounded entirely plausible.

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fossilesque 7 points 3 years ago

The Birth of the Hivemind

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NocturnalMorning 7 points 3 years ago

Wait, he didn't do that? I'm confused now..

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unreasonabro 7 points 3 years ago

high schools too.

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stratmancj 6 points 3 years ago

In the 80’s, I always heard it was Gene Simmons.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 3 years ago

I heard it about David Bowie back then.

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Lennnny 6 points 3 years ago

Used to go to festivals in the late 90s/early 2000s and there was ALWAYS a rumor that one of the Chuckle Brothers had died. Or Cliff Richard.

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Tar_alcaran 3 points 3 years ago

Or Cliff Richard.

Simultaneously the most likely person, and the least likely person to have died at basically any time

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Malfeasant 1 point 3 years ago

Related to that, Abe Vigoda is still dead.

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jenny_ball 5 points 3 years ago

i know the guy who invented the phrase weak sauce

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vynlwombat 4 points 3 years ago

Yellow #5 shrinks your peepee!

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mctoasterson 4 points 3 years ago

And everyone knew how to draw the "smile" graffiti style "S".

And everyone knew some version of the promotion where you supposedly got free something if you got a Tootsie Pop wrapper with the Indian and the star on it.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 1 point 3 years ago

I had forgotten about the Tootsie Pop wrapper!

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aseriesoftubes 4 points 3 years ago

The same way that every kid in the 80s knew where the hidden 1-up in level 1-1 of Mario Bros was.

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lorez 3 points 3 years ago

I heard the same thing for Gabriele D'Annunzio.

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LazaroFilm 3 points 3 years ago

I hear of that rumor in France.

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Aggravationstation 2 points 3 years ago

Ywa I live in northern Englanf and heard that as a kid

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tryagain 2 points 3 years ago

I heard it for Prince first.

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