Found in acid rain and cancer cells.
It's found everywhere. They've detected DHMO even in the deepest parts of the ocean, and it's been estimated that every single human being alive has at least some of it in their bloodstream. We're fucked.
You think dihydrogen monoxide is bad HOH is right there beside it. On average globally around 1000 people a day die as a direct result of HOH exposure. It's estimated to be a contributing factor in around 7% of all deaths. HOH is also impossible to get away from, it's used to make tires, soap, explosives, I couldn't possibly name everything it's in. It's even worse for kids, HOH kills more children than adults per capita. Regulators aren't even talking about it, because it's so ubiquitous it would crush our economy removing it entirely. So we just accept that it kills 320,000 people a year.
I hear that every single person who drowned with the Titanic was later found to have elevated concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies. Coincidence? I think not.
Just wait until they find out public schools are giving their children dihydrogen monoxide without asking for parental approval.
You can't give dihydrogen monoxide to children. Fish fuck in it when there are large quantities of it.
Everyone should be aware of the dangers of DHMO! Millions of people die every year from it!
Educate yourself at http://www.DHMO.org
LVII percent of people are morons.
XIV% of people just wanted to see the results.
Rest of the world: meters, cm, mm
The US: gerbil teeth, lark tongues in aspic, toenail clippings on fire

Hm see, we don't have aspic, and I don't know what a lark is. But I definitely use bananas for scale
Metres*
Meter is a measuring device (like a rain meter)
Metre is a unit of measurement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre
Meter is seemingly the american spelling, it's also spelled meter in many european countries e.g. germany, netherlands
I especially love it when they use the weight of an airplane as a comparison. “It’s as heavy as a Boeing 747”. Even if someone had an intuition about the weight of something that large, they would probably be wrong because aircraft are relatively light for their size, it helps when you need to fly. Everything in a plane is made to be as light as possible, so nothing on board of it would weigh as much as the non-aircraft equivalent you’d be familiar with.
A base-12 metric system would be absolutely gorgeous. Geometry and trigonometry would be greatly simplified with a duodecimal unit circle. Our 360-degree circle is a truly ugly hack to make geometry play nice with a decimal number system.
Our base-10 number system would be as ugly to a duodecimal society as a base-7 system would be to us.
You're not alone, but the idea of a movment to duodecimal hasn't had traction in a long time: https://en.wikipedia.org/...
Also, ancient Egypt was hip to his idea: https://hsm.stackexchange.com/a/2881
Fun fact, you can count from 1 to 12 on one hand by touching your thumb to count your finger bones, as there are 12 of them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger-counting#Asia
Seems confusing, why don't we just call it base-10?
Seems confusing, why don't we just call it base-10?
I love this joke so much.
What about other things besides shit?
If it's big, I've seen them use refrigerators, washing machines and football fields as units of measure.
Anything to avoid the metric system.
"Wait, it's all shit?"
"Always has been"
The sound many attach to eagles because of Hollywood is by the way not from an eagle, but from a red-tailed hawk. Video here.
Can't speak for americans but in the UK it is customary to measure things in number of bananas and count things in tins of baked beans. Dont get me started on fractions.
Those are Mayan numerals for those curious
Now I ain't sayin that's a good system but I ain't sayin it's a bad system.
Straightforward enough. Dots and tics in fives. And a weird croissant for some reason.
...ucked.
🤣🤣
Do you want to tell them, or should i?
Idk, I have no idea how to read the results I’m American.
It is similar in that they use characters from their alphabet as numerals but not exactly the same way as the Romans. Greek numerals are decimal, based on powers of 10, just like Roman and Arabic. The units from 1 to 9 are assigned to the first nine letters of the old Ionic alphabet from alpha to theta. Instead of reusing these numbers to form multiples of the higher powers of ten, however, each multiple of ten from 10 to 90 was assigned its own separate letter from the next nine letters of the Ionic alphabet from iota to koppa. Each multiple of one hundred from 100 to 900 was then assigned its own separate letter as well, from rho to sampi.
Romans got like 80% of everything they stood for from the Greeks.
A joke goes: The Greek invented sex. The Romans later improved upon the idea by introducing women to it.
Gotcha questions like this (eg "should we ban dihydromonoxide") are supposed to show us not to jump to conclusions, but I'm guessing the people voting no on this one aren't taking much away from it
We, a Christian nation, should instead teach Church Numerals like GOD INTENDED! (/s)
To be fair the system is hindu arabic.
Closer to hindu १२३ than arabic ١٢٣
How did they get mixed? I see 1 in arabic and 2 and 3 in Hindu. Is there a good place to start reading or watching about this in your opinion? If not, I'm just gonna YouTube the history of numbers and see where I land
IIRC Hindus invented this number system (with glyphs for 0-9), and then the Arabs starting using it. Eventually the west started using them and credited the Arabs.
As for how they are written, everyone used the same shapes, and then they probably just ended up changing over time (“Hmm…how do I write that number again? Oh whatever I’ll just make it up”)
Feel free to do your own research though.
I am speechless. My guy. Aryabhatta.
1 and 9 are the only ones that seem more arabic than hindu. Hindu gets १ and ९. Everything else is pretty close to source.
Im guessing the "No" makes a bell curve of those who know and those that dont
In fairness the question is open to interpretation. They don't specify if they mean western or eastern Arabic numerals.
As schools in the west already teach western, the people responding could justifiably deduce that the question is referring to eastern.
"What kind of swallow, African or European?"
…ucking stupid
Someone should tell them...
My thought exactly. Arabic numerals imply the decimal system and then people can't use their grandma's recipes anymore.
I like the Batman unit
Apparently they call it "Hindu-Arabic" numbers now. Not sure if that makes it more or less frightening
The Persians got them from the Indians.
Roman numerals only!
Lemme guess....another fine YouGov poll?
Civic Science
https://www.iflscience.com/...
They openly admit that they were trying to mislead surveyed people with their wording. These results were taken as tribalism on both sides:
Should schools in America teach the creation theory of Catholic priest Georges Lamaitre as part of their science curriculum?
The results were 20% yes, 53% no, 27% no opinion. Turns out the "creation theory" in question was the Big Bang Theory. No one calls the Big Bang Theory a "creation theory". Overall, I'd call this a shit poll that isn't good for anything beyond a chance to clutch at pearls.
Edit: How could I miss it! It's a troll poll!
Cistercian numeral fans eating tonight
I don't believe this is a representative sample, but not because of the sample size. Stay in your lane, high school level science education.
I've heard "speak American" coming out of one's mouth once.
Hey now. Every village has its idiots. We just happen to have a lot of them.
It appears to be an online poll which wouldn’t have proper sampling
I don’t think a more representative sample would improve the ratio, tbh
I've been seeing this one for years, are we even sure it was ever a real thing and not just a meme about the "dihydrogen monoxide" science word scary type reactionary movement?
It most definitely is. The fact isAmerica is either smart enough to run the largest empire ever, or the world is dumb enough to let them do it. Personally, I'd like to think the rest of the world is also smart.
I agree this isn't representative. But i would argue there was no need for a poll to determine what percentage of americans would have said no.
It would likely be fifty-seven percent. Or LVII per centum
Its a legit answer to a smart ass question.
Which Arabic numerals? There are plenty. If you travel to an Arabic country and pick up some cash you will see some numerals that looks different than the ones we use in non-arabic countries.
It's like asking if children should have mandatory french in school. when people say no the children will not be taught words like Infantry, Entrecote or vulgar because those are french words.
The person making this question while squirting milk of his nostrils is more ignorant than your people saying no.
Ya, I don't understand the point here.
Is the context asking if jr high/high school language classes for languages that use Arabic Numerals should be banned?
Or is the context asking if grade school students should be taught all the different numerals of the world?
Or is the context asking if just English/Roman/Arabic numerals should be taught?
etc.
All of these questions have different answers...
Yes, and as I just learned EASTERN Arabic numerals are a horse of a completely different color.
Its a good trick question.
English speakers are going to look for "English/British/UK" for the name of the characters they use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_numerals
They are going to think that when you say Arabic, it means this:
You see, that's why it should be tought. Because even you who have some culture don't understand the question.
Seriously though, why would you want children to not learn something at school? That's some next level weaponized ignorance there.
That might be the narrative its going for, but I don't think its a good example.
Pointing out that people are dumb (like me) and that they dont know that English speaking countries use Non-Eastern Arabic Numerals, that might be something.
Calling that racism is just lazy and misleading.
Pointing out that people are dumb (like me) and that they dont know that English speaking countries use Arabic Numerals, that might be something.
There you go. You finally got it. Yay.
It's Also pointing out the fear of middle easterns
Thanks for the clarification. It looks like my google glance was too sloppy.
My glance lead me to believe these are Arabic numerals but they are EASTERN Arabic Numerals.
Middle-old American here.
I was taught "numbers" and Roman Numerals.
Post high school (largely because I work with data for a living) I have been exposed to the concept that there are a wide variety of numeral systems out there.
When responding to the prompt, I was thinking something to the effect of the first table on that wiki page and went "nah, Americans struggle hard enough with basic English Numerals, adding other numeral systems would be a complete nightmare." Not because I'm racist, because I'm simple dumb.
Little did I know my American public education in the 90s/00s ass I was stepping into a "dangers of dihydrogen monoxide" trap.
Great example of "don't attribute to malice what can be attributed to simple ignorance."
Massive props for responding to (and remaining civil with) everyone who replied to you
When it's politics and I'm confident in my position, I can be a raging asshole while asserting my position.
When it is something I am straight up cut and dry wrong about and its an opportunity to learn, I try to learn.
What are "English" numerals and what is the difference to Arabic numerals?
I'm learning on this thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_numerals
I misinterpreted my quick Google and thought Eastern Arabic Numerals were Arabic Numerals.
Then I googled "British Numerals" to find the proper name and Google told me the proper name was English Numerals.
@lemmy.ml
go to feed...
@lemmy.ml
go to feed...
Just wait until they find out public schools are giving their children dihydrogen monoxide without asking for parental approval.
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