Satan welcomes all people, from all walks of life, with open arms. God is a bigot who only accepts certain people, if theyâre âgood enoughâ. Itâs also my understanding that God killed over 2-million people, while satan only killed 10.
Tell me how God loves me unconditionally again?
And also God apparently has so much power he could fix everything in this world with little effort. But no, he specifically creates it. God created all there is, including all the bad stuff. Murderers? Rapists? Slave owners? ...? Yep. But, "Do not question God's intentions. He works in mysterious ways."
And botflies. Don't forget botflies.
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen!
There's a great DarkMatter2525 video on this. By valuing "free will" over helping people, he directly favors evil. Man rapes woman, but god doesn't help because "free will". The woman had no "free will" to prevent it. Bad guy gets what he wanted, victim gets trauma.
Like free speech for Nazis, even though they've broken the social contract and don't deserve air.
He also kills defenseless babies before they can be baptized. And if life begins at conception, why is God pubishing babies by killing them in the womb (aka stillborn)? Why do they deserve to be stuck in purgatory when they are innocent?
Christ alive this is a loaded ask.
The New Testament was a new promise that was to change god from his old vengeful ways to his new ways.
We donât do X anymore. Weâre now gonna do Y.
Now, why did âheâ die for everybody? He didnât. Jesus was crucified, theoretically (as there is no actual proof of the event, just people talking about it later and that being deemed âgood enoughâ), for treason.
The story is âthis time god sacrificed his child for youâ as a âok weâre even now letâs stop and now Iâm a good guyâ PR campaign.
None of it is real and the points are made up.
The belief in a hell or in a Limbo kind of prove that paradise is not for everyone. Depends which dogmas you grew up with, at this point.
About God being sacrificed to himself, it was mainly a way to stop an old tradition of sacrificing goats every year in order to atone for sins. Now people can just say that the Christ already died for that, so they don't have to act like barbarians and kill poor animals. Which is great, to be fair.
You forgot the bit where god literally destroys everything the man ever had and owned. Oh but it is alright because god gave him a new family and other stuff after that. What if Job said fuck you god you don't exist, after being left with nothing? Would god have just fucking smitten him where he stood or what? The story only works because Job keeps his faith but that does not absolve god of all the shit he did to Job.
BUT when you realize itâs an allegory for âkeeping strong and continuing to work through adversity instead of giving upâ and the mystical beings were made up to help the story ⊠much like the snake that licks the file in aesops tales ⊠it makes sense.
Well my point is that Satan is kind of awful too anyways. He is not exactly in opposition to the terrible things God is doing in the Bible and in fact eggs him on so it doesn't make much sense to be pro-Satan if you are anti-God.
Satan has death metal and titties. What's not to like?
Found Elon Muskâs alt account!
God had a pretty impressive kill count
Satan's was what? A dozen at most?
Christianity is has almost always been so dangerously close to polytheism that itâs laughable it isnât considered to be.
Itâs just bureaucracy at this point, I guess itâs not polytheism if you lower everyone to âmiddle manager godâ
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, Satan, but it's "monotheistic". Uh-huh, sure.
In the story of the Tree of Knowledge, the serpent old the truth while god lied.
Between the two of them, only God kills in the bible, and boy he does it a LOT
Not even technically, just 100% that. God created the angels, Lucifer is an angel. In practice, many Christians practice a polytheistic religion in which Satan is the bad god.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc Satan's guide to the Bible.
God just claims you have free will. Satan is the one that actually fights for it
Sounds like God wasn't capable enough to stay competitive in today's spiritual market.
Read your bibles people: GOD IS THE VILLAIN
the plot twist is real
Christianity would have been so much cooler if the Gnostics won the cult war
Idk, the Catholics figured it out
Hail satan
Hail Satan
Hail Satan!
Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?
And you just wanna be an artist.
Good thing god is all forgiving I hear.
God is the one that should be begging our forgiveness.
Insert Stephen Fry interview here
Hail Santana!!
Hail Santa!
Anon is going to Hell.
i hope we get a sinner version of heaven i dont think i deserve to be in the same place as murderers and rapists
God is not good. God is in fact very bad, if we assume they exist.
I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event
Ticket was actually upside down. Anon was all good, it was 999
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Satan is actually the good one; God just talked a bunch of shit and lied about how cool he was and how bad Satan was to pick up chicks worshippers.
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