Weird Aldi Pizza

2 years ago by AlligatorBlizzard to c/foodcrimes

ladicius 45 points 2 years ago

Anything "Indian butter" can't be that wrong. It could indeed be very right.

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Delphia 21 points 2 years ago

Ive made butter chicken pizza... shit was fire.

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str82L 23 points 2 years ago

”shit was fire. ”

I've had many a curry that did that too.

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Delphia 9 points 2 years ago

Properly spicy food doesnt do that to me anymore. I can eat a Vindaloo and be fine but have severe regrets over KFC Zinger chicken...

Weird.

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paraphrand 8 points 2 years ago

Indian Butter flavor. so it’s seed oils with spices.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 28 points 2 years ago

Would

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SnokenKeekaGuard 5 points 2 years ago

Only thing thats scaring me is the '100% real cheese'. Like wtf is that for?? What else would if beeee??? Now I'm suspicious

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Delphia 28 points 2 years ago

Chickpea pizza has the whiff of vegetarian/vegan food about it. Saying "Real cheese" sounds better than "Not suitable for Vegans"

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AlligatorBlizzard 6 points 2 years ago

As a vegetarian I'm not 100% certain I should be eating this. It includes "chicken flavoring (list of seemingly vegetarian, but not vegan ingredients)," on the back and I think it's fine so I YOLO'd it. This flavor combo made me go looking for specifically chicken in the ingredients list, and I suspect it's more British takeout inspired. Although this is for the US market and you might be right about the average American consumer.

I've definitely seen "real cheese" labels on pepperoni and other clearly has meat pizzas before, it's a stupid marketing thing. Because once one company does it, it makes you wonder if the others pizzas are also made with "real cheese", and some people actually care if it's not despite the fact that 100% of a frozen pizza is Manufactured Food Product™.

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Asetru 4 points 2 years ago path: 0 12048503 12048511 12049186, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
SpaceNoodle 7 points 2 years ago

Kids these days only know about digital cheese

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gnutrino 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 12048503 12048511 12051286, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
SpaceNoodle 2 points 2 years ago

Fake cheese

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slickgoat 25 points 2 years ago

I'd try it.

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Telodzrum 24 points 2 years ago
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ipha 15 points 2 years ago

That sounds amazing. Put that in my mouth immediately.

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Iheartcheese 4 points 2 years ago

Hi

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ngwoo 14 points 2 years ago

Butter chicken sauce is just tomato sauce so this is pretty normal when you think about it

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rockhstrongo 14 points 2 years ago

Had this last week. Pretty tasty.

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AlligatorBlizzard 13 points 2 years ago

Did.

It was fine. I'll finish the pizza, but I'm not buying it again. I usually like a thicc crust, but I just wish they'd done this as a flatbread.

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Mouselemming 6 points 2 years ago

I would worry the chickpeas would get dried out and hard.

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SnotFlickerman 10 points 2 years ago

That sounds fucking good.

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captainlezbian 8 points 2 years ago

Make the crust naan and I’m in

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TropicalDingdong 7 points 2 years ago path: 0 12049036, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
Kit 6 points 2 years ago

There's an Indian food spot in my city that specializes in pizza like this. It's really popular with college kids. I've never tried it but I hope to someday.

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a_baby_duck 2 points 2 years ago

Curry Pizza House? I love that place.

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Kit 1 point 2 years ago

Nah, it's a local family business.

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mx_smith 1 point 2 years ago

Singas pizza?

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GBU_28 6 points 2 years ago

The words just kept happening

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Treczoks 4 points 2 years ago

Whoever invented this should never ever travel to Italy. They will crucify him - if they are in a good mood.

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Hupf 6 points 2 years ago

May I present:

Pizza pasta

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Treczoks 2 points 2 years ago

Tell me it's a fake, please, please!

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Hupf 2 points 2 years ago

I've seen them in the supermarket myself.

Pizza dolce al chocolate

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Kusimulkku 2 points 2 years ago

I've had this. It was good, but way too sweet for me. It was, like the other person said, just a giant cookie. But it was a fun dessert for our pizza night

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Etterra 2 points 2 years ago

That's just a giant cookie with a stupid name.

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Etterra 4 points 2 years ago

This makes my Sicilian ancestors weep from beyond oblivion.

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PumpkinSkink 4 points 2 years ago

I'm not gonna lie, at 1 am after a few to many hits of the ol' penjamin, I think that pizza might do the trick.

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jelloeater85 4 points 2 years ago

Not food crime, would eat!❤️

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Nuke_the_whales 3 points 2 years ago

I'm allergic to chickpeas so this is a suicide pizza for me

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deuleb_biezelbob 3 points 2 years ago

is there a sub for deepfreeze pizzas?

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EchoCranium 3 points 2 years ago

I saw this at our local Aldi when I was there last weekend. If it were a GF crust, I would have tried it out.

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djsoren19 3 points 2 years ago

One of my friends had this, she actually said it was pretty good. Like a focaccia with hummus on top. I'm still a little skeptical, but I'd give it a go

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maniii 3 points 2 years ago

I wanna say, if you get the Four-Cheese or Margerita Expanding 12-inch Frozen Pizza, there is a way to make this yourself.

Can of chickpeas, some hummus if you like as well. Plenty of sharp-cheddar and fresh mozzarella.

Drain, wash and cook the chickpeas ( if they are not cooked ).

Make a tomato pasta sauce, your preferences.

Lightly fry, roast the cooked chickpeas in spices again your choices.

Combine to a simmer with the pasta sauce until very thick. Again add more spices and herbs to your taste.

Take the frozen base and start layering with sauce, hummus, cheese making sure to put loads of cheddar along the edges and smaller blobs of mozzarella around the centre.

Top it off with fresh tomato/mushroom/bell-pepper slices, green-red-jalapenos-habaneros-chillies-peppers.

Baking tray, generous tinfoil, preheat the tray for a crispier bottom, and bake it.

Decorate it with parmesan + basil or even a smearing of pesto ( red or green ).

The best part is, you let this rest and freeze it in the freezer.

Microwave that slices the next day. The Bestest gooiest, crispiest, most tastiest flavour explosagasm like a Nuke !!!!

:-D

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Etterra 1 point 2 years ago

Nobody should make this. This is a crime against my ancestors.

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maniii 1 point 2 years ago

I lived on this for nearly 5 or 6 years :-D Cheapest and tastiest option that fed me for nearly 4 days x 3-course meals at a time.

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