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cm0002 179 points 2 years ago

Remember the running joke in Futurama where whenever President Nixon of Earth does a speech he does an advertisement?

That was supposed to be a joke, not a manual.

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stoy 25 points 2 years ago

Gunderson's nuts!

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deadbeef79000 17 points 2 years ago

Charleston chew!

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Yodan 96 points 2 years ago

If anyone hasn't noticed, his job now is to sign things and shill for whoever pays him the most at the moment. He doesn't need votes anymore because he's either unable to run again or will simply refuse to leave or have a hamburger speed things up. He doesn't care.. He just says anything to anyone for his sponsors.

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Eheran 23 points 2 years ago

You think he would not get votes again? Mate, many of the people he fires are STILL supporting him.

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Yodan 14 points 2 years ago

I didn't say he wouldn't get votes, he doesn't need elections anymore to keep his ass in the chair. It's done, he is in his 2nd term. Americans aren't of any concern to him as long as a line of millionaires and billionaires keep kissing his ring. Nothing he passes will be for anyone, just against stuff his donors don't agree with.

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obinice 2 points 2 years ago

But what about his 3rd term? He's going to need to put the work in to make that happen. Not in gathering many votes granted, but to ensure the election falls in his favour when the time comes.

Thankfully for him, as you say, he has a close symbiotic partnership with the rich, and they along with the government staff he is putting into position (and purging those who aren't loyal to him) are the ones who control the voting process. So, with a little hard work, mostly done by other people, he'll win the next election.

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MedicPigBabySaver 3 points 2 years ago

There will not be an election for his 3rd term. If he's still alive, he will stay without an election and no one will get rid of him.

If JD becomes president, he also will NOT go anywhere at the end of the term. If you think this isn't true... just wait.

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jj4211 1 point 2 years ago

If he bends things enough to break an amendment, why would he even bother with keeping it based on voting?

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TrickDacy 6 points 2 years ago

It's called a death cult

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WhatAmLemmy 8 points 2 years ago

It's called religion. The cognitive dissonance to ignore reality and evidence; to just "have faith".

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jj4211 1 point 2 years ago

The point is that he cannot get votes again due to term limit. If he stays in power, it has to be through some illegal way, in which case they won't bother with votes.

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Airowird 48 points 2 years ago

Assuming standard sheet size, his prepared text is in 20pt font size.

Just pointing that out to anyone curious about his eye sight and/or literacy.

Edit: Didn't mean to insinuate anything specific, just thought it looked strange and tried it in Writer. I honestly expected it to be >30pt, but figured I'ld mention it anyway.

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torkildr 38 points 2 years ago

I don't think that really tells anything. For public speaking, having good readable notes is essential. Honestly, I'm surprised it's not all 100pt sharpie.

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Thorry84 19 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's been known for years he can't see shit. But he is too vain to wear glasses in public. He does wear them in private, there are some pics out there. Which is pretty normal for someone his age.

This is part of why his speeches are always so weird and fucked up. He misreads because he needs his glasses and then makes shit up to try and cover for it. The speech prepared is usually evil and fucked up in different ways, but at least coherent. Then when Trump tries to read them a lot of nonsense comes out.

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Ledericas 5 points 2 years ago

He does seem to always squint.

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idiomaddict 4 points 2 years ago

That’s smaller than I print for notes and I can see just well enough to legally drive without issues (plus unlike trump, I actually know how to)

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ChexMax 3 points 2 years ago

I think that's pretty standard for public speaking. I've been printing stuff that large since highschool with decent eyesight. You just print as large as you can while keeping it all on one sheet

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Bytemeister 1 point 2 years ago

The ability to read does not necessarily mean literate.

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jj4211 1 point 2 years ago

Anyone at that age will need giant font if they want to avoid the appearance of reading glasses. Even the comparatively younger Kamala Harris is old enough to need either that or reading glasses.

Once you get to mid-40s, unless you were pretty nearsighted to begin with, you are pretty much in the same boat.

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Rhoeri 44 points 2 years ago

Crazy… one would think it would be illegal to use the presidency to push cars on people.

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atzanteol 32 points 2 years ago

It's an impeachable offense for sure. If only Congress were interested in separation of powers anymore.

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Klear 9 points 2 years ago

Also if only impeachment meant anything at all.

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ayyy 4 points 2 years ago

It absolutely does, but every single Republican is guilty and complicit.

And if you’re trying some “ummmm ackchtually that’s not impeachment it’s conviction” you can fuck right off because you’re part of the problem.

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Klear 1 point 2 years ago

Trump was impeached before. It didn't mean shit and it wouldn't mean shit if even if he was impeached again. Your country is broken.

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stebo02 8 points 2 years ago
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SplooshArmstrong 42 points 2 years ago

100k? For more than half those cars? Bro just get an EV from Hyundai or literally anyone fucking else lmaooo.

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AmbiguousProps 8 points 2 years ago

Even Rivian is a better option if you still want "luxury". Priced slightly lower and the quality is much better.

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witten 2 points 2 years ago
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Maggoty 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah but beating Tesla is an extremely low bar.

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stebo02 4 points 2 years ago
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Monument 28 points 2 years ago

Honestly, Tesla’s quality is far less than most vehicles.
Apple has a lot of fair criticisms leveled against it, but their products are at least built as well as their competition. Unless I’m woefully out of the loop. That’s also possible.

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techclothes 4 points 2 years ago

I can't speak for Apple quality. But they aren't environmentally friendly. Batteries can't be swapped out in newer laptops, and they tend to try and force their customers to always be upgrading. Their updates that intentionally slowed older devices for example.

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prettybunnys 1 point 2 years ago

I’ve had my current iPhone for 4 years, not bought a single replacement cord or anything for it. Apple hasn’t done anything on my device to make me want to upgrade, I’m not sure what you’re referring to.

Of my buddies with comparably priced android devices I think they’ve all gone through 2 or 3 phones in that time frame. Multiple Pixel devices.

The updates that “slowed” the older devices was for battery performance and was made toggleable. Android devices do similar things.

The iPhone XR, from 2018, still receives iOS updates and older phones still get security updates.

My son is using my iPhone 11 Pro, from 2019. The batter is still fine and I can get it easily replaced if I need to. The phone works, gets updates and nothing is pushing him to upgrade.

You’re not actually right with your criticism here, you’re just biased.

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Bytemeister 0 points 2 years ago

No laptop is environmentally friendly. Old statistics, but last time I checked, the carbon footprint for a laptop has basically a train car full of coal. I think Apple was a pretty early adopter of RoHS though. As for updates that slow down the device... Their main competitor is guilty of this too. In October, basically every windows device made before 2016 is going to need to be replaced, disconnected from the internet, or upgraded to Linux.

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Redditsux 1 point 2 years ago

Tesla is all "hype". Safety is shit, got lots of quality problems in all the lines. Lots of bells and whistles but you can get on other cars too.

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kalistia 32 points 2 years ago path: 0 15626141, hotness: undefined, score: 32, children: 0
Superheavy 26 points 2 years ago

Make some more witty comeback comments on X instead of going out onto the streets. That will surely show them and puts an end to this.

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JudahBenHur 24 points 2 years ago

do you, uh, see any irony about what you wrote there at all?

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TrickDacy 5 points 2 years ago

Think of the upvotes tho!

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jj4211 2 points 2 years ago

I feel like they didn't need a /s...

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Offandonandoffagain 24 points 2 years ago

So now he's turning his back on the oil and gas industry, also the gas/diesel vehicle industry so that he can shill for crybaby Musk. You have to laugh to keep from crying at all the insanity going on in Washington right now

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Maggoty 7 points 2 years ago

Well when the president asks you to do a car commercial for him do you turn him down? He might find someone else to scowl behind a desk.

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Maggoty 0 points 2 years ago

Well when the president asks you to do a car commercial for him do you turn him down? He might find someone else to scowl behind a desk.

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Dorkyd68 21 points 2 years ago

They are just rubbing our noses in the corruption now. Problem is, Republicans like it, the like the smell of it, they like trumps hand on their neck as he smears the corruption across their faces. "Yes daddy trump, pwease wub more of uncle ewons shit on our faces"

Dude, were so fucked, the wh press sec talks to journalists like a mad dominatrix. We used to run the world, now the world wants our head, personally I say we it to em

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genfood 16 points 2 years ago

Source?

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KayLeadfoot 46 points 2 years ago

It's an image.

The source of the image is Getty: https://www.gettyimages.com/...

Because motioning broadly with your large-font speech notes is a really bad idea when in front of an unfriendly press pool :)

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idiomaddict 8 points 2 years ago

It does look weirdly ai though. I’m not saying it’s fake, because frankly, I don’t think there’s an ai yet that can create that much sensible text, and the details on his hand and arm are true to life (based on that thumbnail, he should probably take a multivitamin).

Anyone know what’s so off-looking about the handwriting though? I figure it’s a weird angle and that’s why the text fades towards the right side of the page, but it’s a very strange picture all around. Maybe things just get funky when you take pictures at that level of zoom.

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thisbenzingring 7 points 2 years ago

it looks like they adjusted the light levels so the hand written note is easier to read

doing so made the right side fade because of glare?

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gonzo-rand19 5 points 2 years ago

It's light exposure. The right side of the page is overexposed because it's getting hit with (and reflecting, because it's white) the majority of the direct light in the environment in which the photo was taken.

It likely wasn't corrected because the focus of the actual image for the photographer was presumably Trump himself.

Here is an example of different types of exposure.

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tonytins 16 points 2 years ago

I'd be surprised if he didn't. xD

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BaldProphet 13 points 2 years ago

Man needs to moisturize.

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MeekerThanBeaker 19 points 2 years ago

That yellowed thumbnail.

From WebMD - "Yellow Nails: One of the most common causes of yellow nails is a fungal infection. As the infection worsens, the nail bed may retract, and nails may thicken and crumble. In rare cases, yellow nails can indicate a more serious condition such as severe thyroid disease, lung disease, diabetes or psoriasis."

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thisbenzingring 12 points 2 years ago

diabetes would make sense, and if he developed that in recent years...... maybe he isn't talking it seriously and we get to see him really fall apart

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gonzo-rand19 6 points 2 years ago

Uncontrolled diabetes (presumably type 2) might also at least partially explain his rapid cognitive decline. It's systemic so it hits you everywhere.

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schizo 4 points 2 years ago

He could sell his various parts as they fall off. What’s a trump toe worth you think?

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obviouspornalt 6 points 2 years ago

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

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FinalRemix 1 point 2 years ago

He also manually applies that fucking bronze concealer. Maybe he doesn't wash properly... Which, given his reported smell, we already know.

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DogPeePoo 10 points 2 years ago

”I have one of the worst memories of all time”

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HorreC 9 points 2 years ago

This is one of the only ways to make used car sales people look ok, WTG trump you are failure of such a degree that you made the people that everyone hated sleep just a bit better tonight.

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schnokobaer 5 points 2 years ago

Mental

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ThePantser 3 points 2 years ago

Trump is such a whore, he'll do anything for a dollar

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FlashMobOfOne 2 points 2 years ago

All that's happening is that Trump is outwardly doing what the US government does in a more subtle way. All US presidents have cared about since LBJ are the interests of the donor class.

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demesisx 5 points 2 years ago

Your history is glorious. Thanks for routinely being the only person making actual sense in the comment section. ✊🏽

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FlashMobOfOne 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. I'm definitely not one of the popular lemmings. 🤣

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demesisx 1 point 2 years ago
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Olhonestjim 1 point 2 years ago

M-m-muh both sides!

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FlashMobOfOne 2 points 2 years ago

This is a both sides issue, and easy to research. Why do you think it costs $500,000+ for a meeting with either presumptive presidential candidate?

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Monument 1 point 2 years ago

Not the person you responded to, but my actual answer is that’s because all of the national political parties in the U.S. are corporations whose business is politics.
They’re basically glorified staffing agencies that invest a lot of money into marketing. Instead of stocks, the wealthy buy ownership with donations or other arrangements coordinated via PACs.

This has been the approximate state of affairs for decades and became the de facto standard with Citizens United.

Re: The reception of your comments - I think people hate to see that reality. Facing it feels inescapably hopeless. Polite fictions are far easier to maintain. But in a brief skim of your comments, your positions align with me — even if now I’m angry and sad for the reminders of how dog shit this is.

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discgolf138 2 points 2 years ago

Nobody TOLD Orange Garbage man this isn't a Business but it's the government he is destroying duh

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sploosh 2 points 2 years ago

You mean like when he shilled Goya foods from the Resolute desk last time?

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mrodri89 1 point 2 years ago
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jballs 3 points 2 years ago

How do you get him inside though?

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ThePantser 2 points 2 years ago

Put a $100 bill inside and when he goes to snatch it close the door. Dude is a whore.

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MrSelatcia 1 point 2 years ago

The man sold beans in the oval office in his last term. How are we shocked at this?

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phoenixz 0 points 2 years ago

This is a real screenshot? Any source on this to confirm that it's not some AI thing?

Not claiming it's fake, just saying that if this is real then yeah, the Whitehouse has fallen to the level of car dealer showroom and... Just holy shit.

Either way, it won't matter. Redneck's and right wing won't want to drive "pussy mobiles" as they like to call them and anyone not a Nazi won't want to drive a nazi dumpster. Telsa won't sell much anymore in Europe, not that it could sell the turd that is cyber truck anyway since it's so unsafe it's not considered road worthy there, and in Canada, buying musk right now is social suicide.

Fuck you Elmo, and fuck you too, Cheeto.

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sloppychops 0 points 2 years ago

I also thought this was edited for laughs at first! I joked about it in another comment, but I think we actually might be in the 'hand jobs at Starbucks' timeline.

Get ready for your 'Full Body' Latte.

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