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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

2 years ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
Delphia 127 points 2 years ago

If you're a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

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flamingo_pinyata 56 points 2 years ago

So you're saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country

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NatakuNox 1 point 2 years ago

And hang out in brothels and preferably have an addiction. Either to gambling or sex. Those make the honey pot much easier

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ShinkanTrain 29 points 2 years ago

What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

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kambusha 5 points 2 years ago

When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that's a-dingle

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agamemnonymous 12 points 2 years ago

Which can be turned to your advantage if you're aware of it. "Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets"

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Saleh 8 points 2 years ago

Same goes for "allied" countries. Since Snowden revealed how the US spied on their "allies" even in the most hideous ways, it should be clear that "allies" dont exist in spycraft.

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Sibshops 8 points 2 years ago

The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and "coincidently" likes all the same things.

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voluble 6 points 2 years ago

Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

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mp3 4 points 2 years ago

honeydick

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fmstrat 4 points 2 years ago

Government workers in other countries work there for years. This is bigger than meet-ups.

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ivanafterall 3 points 2 years ago

I like honey?

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Lost_My_Mind 4 points 2 years ago

Found Winnie the Pooh!

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ocean 2 points 2 years ago

Because every citizen knows gov officials

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The_Caretaker 2 points 2 years ago

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jagged_circle 1 point 2 years ago

As a non government worker who is in a non allied country, I can tell you that lots if people want to touch my dingle. None of them are honeypots because I ain't got nothing for them.

Well, besides a dingle that's statistically much larger than the locals. Many women like that..

No, its not always a honeypot for government workers either.

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Akasazh 1 point 2 years ago

'but she said she was taiwanese!'

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DarkCloud 81 points 2 years ago

US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.

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Phoenix3875 9 points 2 years ago

Red hot.

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ImplyingImplications 8 points 2 years ago

The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.

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quoll 42 points 2 years ago

that's just going to make the forbidden hot sexy sex hotter 🫦

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pelespirit 33 points 2 years ago

This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?

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ivanafterall 8 points 2 years ago

Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.

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pneumatron 29 points 2 years ago

But playing world of tanks is still ok right?

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MissJinx 5 points 2 years ago

Butt playing is always alright

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AwesomeLowlander 4 points 2 years ago

What's lemmy.ml have to do with this?

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Etterra 29 points 2 years ago

There actually is a legit reason for this. Compromising material on diplomats, soldiers, and their staff are easily acquired this way. For example, creating a secret recording of the the encounter, which then can be used to pressure the target to work for the other side. The Russians love this stuff, I just can't remember the exact word they use for it. Compromat or something like that. Compromising material.

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Buddahriffic 20 points 2 years ago

Though ironically, this will make it easier for Chinese to blackmail those who get lonely and have relations anyways, since the relations themselves could be used to threaten jobs, rather than needing some extra step to make it scandalous.

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PurpleTentacle 13 points 2 years ago

Kompromat / компромат

and, yes, the Chinese government has used similar methods.

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futatorius 2 points 2 years ago

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CubitOom 23 points 2 years ago

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theneverfox 14 points 2 years ago

I don't get how things like this don't get more attention... This whole thing was insane, but it literally did nothing to his career

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YiddishMcSquidish 5 points 2 years ago

::Gestures broadly to his entire cohort::

You really expect the party of pro sexual pædophilia and rape to punish someone for something they all do?

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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol 18 points 2 years ago

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Klairabelle 14 points 2 years ago

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Kusimulkku 5 points 2 years ago

20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.

In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

One hell of a tuck job

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mlg 3 points 2 years ago

the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol

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VeryVito 10 points 2 years ago

Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.

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smontanaro 4 points 2 years ago

That's going to put a real crimp in the dating pool...

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gravitas_deficiency 4 points 2 years ago

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