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a year ago by MacN'Cheezus to c/science_memes

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WhiteOakBayou 58 points a year ago

This is useful for those trying to convey more precisely the amount of fucks they give.

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truthfultemporarily 34 points a year ago

0+0i

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HootinNHollerin 40 points a year ago

And relative fucks

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Psythik 16 points a year ago

That's mainly limited to the American South.

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dohpaz42 15 points a year ago

You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant (TAC for short).

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muntedcrocodile 7 points a year ago

Is the speed of fucks thus constant?

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j4k3 2 points a year ago

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mrsemi 1 point a year ago

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kirkoman 30 points a year ago

Nice try but no proof yet if the fuckery field is irrational.

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stevedice 9 points a year ago

Oh, there's definitely irrational fucks. I don't see a proof that there's indeed a fuckomorphism between C and F, though.

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ornery_chemist 5 points a year ago

Nah, just look at the folks over in HR. Irrational fucks to a person. Though I suppose all that means is that there are some irrational elements in the set, not necessarily that it's isomorphic to the field of complex numbers. So can we diagonalize fuckery somehow...?

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Sloogs 3 points a year ago

Here, I gotchu:

The phrase "you stupid fuck" Implies the existence of irrational fucks.

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don 24 points a year ago

So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?

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radix 16 points a year ago

Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.

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anomnom 2 points a year ago

I’ve never given a flying fuck though, and I’ve never heard anyone else give one either, so I’m not convinced they exist.

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MohamedMoney 3 points a year ago

They are rare and seldom bestowed

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Medic8teMe 11 points a year ago

The holy trinity.

Fucking God Damn, Jesus Fucking Christ and Holy Fuck.

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Lemminary 4 points a year ago

No idea, but I do see plenty of evil fucks every day on the news.

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Paradachshund 22 points a year ago

There are definitely positive and negative fucks

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MisterFrog 2 points a year ago

There being absolute fucks doesn't imply positive and negative fucks though.

It implies we've set a point to measure against which we call zero fucks.

Perhaps there's an absolute zero fucks which can never be reached.

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doingthestuff 21 points a year ago

This does not even scratch the surface of the possible uses and variations of fuck.

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adarza 20 points a year ago

∅ = how many i have left to give.

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Stalinwolf 14 points a year ago

What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.

I also learned that FUCKING GOD!! is my go-to expletive when I spilled some icecream and my daughter (3 at the time) started yelling it in the car.

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silasmariner 10 points a year ago

'What in the fucking fuck' implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.

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silasmariner 3 points a year ago

From this we can infer that there is a complex function homomorphic to fucking 🤔

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Entitle9294 13 points a year ago

Ok, everyone but me seems to get it, so I'll ask. I get everything but the last bit. What does "isomorphic with the complex field" mean? I think I know what isomorphic means from some dabbling I've done in category theory.

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Opisek 12 points a year ago

In means you can map every element bijectively to one from the complex field AND addition and multiplication can be performed in either field without leading to contractions, i.e. a+b=c <=> f(a)+f(b)=f(a+b)=f(c) and equivalent for multiplication. This is the part that the meme fails to consider, because nowhere is addition or multiplication for this novel field defined.

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mfed1122 6 points a year ago

"i do not give a single fuck" implies an additive identity fuck, and "I don't give two fucks" implies a multiplicative identity fuck. That's a start at least!

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Entitle9294 6 points a year ago

I'll give this some attention when time permits because this does not make things clearer, lol.

I'll start with what a field is and a complex field 🤞

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DisguisedJoker 9 points a year ago

ELI5: it means that for every number there's a matching fuck and vice versa.

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Eq0 3 points a year ago

Not only for any number of fucks there is a corresponding complex number, but the basic operations (+, -, x, /) work in the same way for fucks and complex numbers

Overall, if two things are isomorphic you can consider them «  the same »

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Opisek 1 point a year ago

Good luck!

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Atlas_ 1 point a year ago

Hmmm. But what if fucks aren't fungible?

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fubarx 13 points a year ago

Would plain old "What the Fuck" imply a null set?

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Sivecano 13 points a year ago

No prove of irrational fucks yet tho

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Klear 15 points a year ago

Plenty of empirical evidence around.

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Sivecano 2 points a year ago

But do we get all of them?

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boydster 12 points a year ago

I fucking love this

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icelimit 12 points a year ago

Holy fuck?

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JamesBoeing737MAX 10 points a year ago

Which implies the existence of a non god affected fucks.

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icelimit 5 points a year ago

Given the overwhelming prevalence of holy fucks relative to damned fucks, does this suggest sanctified beings get laid more?

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JargonWagon 3 points a year ago

Idk, there's so much talk about virgins in heaven, you'd think it's the opposite!

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save_the_humans 2 points a year ago

Must be a reference to the space of topological fucks. I believe this one is equivalent to the torus.

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DarrinBrunner 9 points a year ago

fan-fucking-tastic

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sunoc 7 points a year ago

Okay but is the fuck a monoid in the category of endofunctors ?

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OrteilGenou 6 points a year ago

The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence

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untorquer 6 points a year ago

Euler's fuck formula.

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Grostleton 5 points a year ago

Fucks can also have a social hierarchy, as evidenced by the phrase:

"I don't give a single solitary fuck"

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save_the_humans 3 points a year ago

These are are simply unitary fucks. Matrix fucks with eigenvalue absolute value of 1. Surprisingly useful for quantum computing applications.

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FuglyDuck 5 points a year ago

fucking fucks implies fucks are procreating.

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BuboScandiacus 3 points a year ago

What the fuck

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MacNCheezus 2 points a year ago

Or at least they’re trying…

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some_guy 5 points a year ago

I’ve always loved ladies who are smarter / better educated than me.

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finitebanjo 4 points a year ago

I actually tend to treat fucks like the constant C in calculus. Ideally it should cancel out entirely and you should give the minimal amount of fucks in all of your final answers.

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ShinkanTrain 4 points a year ago

What the uncomputable fuck

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save_the_humans 2 points a year ago

Ahh the navier stokes fuck. Believed to actually be computable.

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fckreddit 4 points a year ago

I see this comment section is full of various operations defined on fuckery. I don't think they form a field or even a ringi

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unrealizedrealities 4 points a year ago

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Zerush 3 points a year ago

I prefer to solve the Hodge conjecture

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MuskyMelon 3 points a year ago

So what's fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

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MacNCheezus 4 points a year ago

About tree fiddy

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CucumberFetish 3 points a year ago

The real question is - is fuck Turing-complete?

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 7 points a year ago

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Opisek 5 points a year ago

It's actually a beautiful language for arguing about computability because of how similar it is to a theoretical turning machine in that it possesses a read/write head that can move left and right on an infinite band. It's also incredibly simple to simulate using any other language of choice, including assembly and heck, even raw logic gates.

In this essay I will explain why Brainfuck should be the first language taught to computer science majors.

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ArmchairAce1944 2 points a year ago

Well that's fucked...

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UnRelatedBurner 1 point a year ago

I wouldn't get water from that

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Redfox8 1 point a year ago

If you'd like to hear about the versatility of the word 'fuck' click and enjoy some Wildhearts at the same time :)

https://youtu.be/3ZLFlzDazvA

You may want to skip the last minute...on the original cd it was waaay longer!

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