He took it literally

a year ago by cm0002 to c/greentext

sugar_in_your_tea 144 points a year ago

Oddly, you have to actually assert that right in many jurisdictions. In the US, say something like "I plead the fifth" or "I choose to remain silent" and assert your right to an attorney, and shut up until the attorney comes and only speak at the discretion of the attorney. Just staying silent opens you up to attempted manipulation, whereas they must provide an attorney if requested and the attorney may have options to strike some of the manipulation while you wait for the attorney.

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AtariDump 53 points a year ago path: 0 19137834 19138207, hotness: undefined, score: 53, children: 10
wesker 36 points a year ago

Both terrible and admittedly hilarious.

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setsneedtofeed 32 points a year ago

The decision in this case was wrong I think, but it is better to be more accurate in criticism so that people can't undermine you.

The ruling did not hinge on the "lawyer dog". You can completely disregard that. The ruling hinged on if he asserted his right in asking for a lawyer.

His exact words:

“I know that I didn’t do it, so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog ‘cause this is not what’s up.”

Sliced very finely, he did not directly demand a lawyer, but he asked a question. Instead of saying "give me a lawyer" he asked "why don't you just give me a lawyer?"

I think the ruling was wrong by hinging so finely on his exact wording when he obviously indicated he wanted a lawyer, but if you're going to make headway please stop repeating the Buzzfeed headline version of the ruling.

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Rhaedas 19 points a year ago

The question should be if the cops were not clear on his intent in the statement. They were, they just got lucky in being able to find a judge who also was "confused" on the meaning. They all knew what was meant. Btw, it wasn't a question. I don't see a question mark.

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setsneedtofeed 13 points a year ago

I agree that he should have gotten a lawyer. That wasn't the point of my comment. The point of my comment is that by fixating on the irrelevant "lawyer dog" aspect people are reacting to that part of the case that doesn't matter.

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k0e3 6 points a year ago

Technically, I think that's just a question and a statement blended into one sentence as we often do in speech. But it's obviously rhetorical and the police and judge are being stupid.

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tyler 4 points a year ago

Was there ever a conclusion?

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AtariDump 4 points a year ago

On Friday, the Louisiana Supreme Court declined to hear an important appeal involving the constitutional right to counsel.

Gonna guess he got his original sentence.

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balderdash9 17 points a year ago

Land of the free smh

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CileTheSane 10 points a year ago

"Land of the free (labour)"

They're trying to bring feudalism and slavery back.

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Tar_alcaran 10 points a year ago

Slavery never left the US. Slavery is fully constitutional in the USA.

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balderdash9 4 points a year ago

All workers under capitalism are slaves in a loose sense of the word. Your labor creates more profit than what they pay you in wages (otherwise the owners wouldn't employ anyone). Typically, your wages are only a small fraction of the money your labor makes the owner.

While the capitalist gets to pick a profitable time in which to invest their money (e.g., buy labor, machines, stocks, etc.) the worker is born into institutions that force them, on threat of destitution, to sell themselves by the hour. We are really not much different from feudal serfs.

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Korhaka 15 points a year ago

In the UK people usually say "no comment"

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setsneedtofeed 12 points a year ago

You can simply remain silent, which doesn't answer the questions but isn't considered asserting the right. The important bit is to clearly and unambiguously invoke your right to a lawyer while not answering questions.

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sugar_in_your_tea 10 points a year ago

Yes, remaining silent works, but explicitly invoking your rights is better. At any rate, don't tell the cops anything unless your lawyer tells you to.

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ricecake 7 points a year ago

It's actually different. Remaining silent doesn't invoke the right to not incriminate yourself. Simply remaining silent means they can use your silence to incriminate you.

In the court case where they decided that a man didn't answer a question about a murder weapon. They used his silence and looking nervous as evidence for his guilt because he didn't say he intended to remain silent, and he remained silent before he was informed he had a right to do so.

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setsneedtofeed 4 points a year ago

but isn’t considered asserting the right.

I put it right there, I know that simply remaining silent is not asserting your right to silence. It is ideal to affirmatively invoke your right to silence as well.

I emphasized clearly demanding a lawyer as that is what, legally, makes the questions stop.

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ricecake 1 point a year ago

And what I was saying was adding to that, and including that without invoking the right to silence simply remaining silent can be used for self incrimination.
If you are not under arrest and not in custody, not answering questions by remaining silent can be used against you.

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Stupidmanager 113 points a year ago

Don’t talk to the cops. Say you want a lawyer and will remain silent. They are not your friend. They have zero interest in “your side” of the story and only wish to gather info to arrest you. Once you’re arrested you are someone else’s problem and they don’t care.

In case you didn’t see it. DONT’T TALK TO COPS.

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JustTheWind 27 points a year ago

It should be added that, "Once a suspect requests a lawyer, police are generally required to stop questioning until an attorney is present. The Supreme Court case Edwards v. Arizona further strengthened this rule, holding that any attempt by law enforcement to continue questioning without an attorney present violates the suspect’s rights."

Once you ask for a lawyer questioning is 'suppose' to stop. If you're still alone and they keep prying. That's only more cause for concern.

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starman2112 7 points a year ago

Unless of course you're in Louisiana, in which case the police can keep interrogating you as long as they want. The Louisiana supreme court deserves the death penalty for their blatant violation of Warren Demesme's constitutional rights

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NateNate60 6 points a year ago

Your lawyer would be more than happy to learn that they tried.

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nutsack -32 points a year ago

I think if you shoot someone it might be worthwhile to at least give a brief non-incriminating statement to the officers on the scene so that they don't put you in jail right away. this is the only exception I can think of

source https://youtu.be/LiHIvBqGvGo

importantly, you're pointing out witnesses and evidence before they disappear

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turmoil 40 points a year ago

No it isn't. Just say nothing. It's better to end up in jail right away and have a lawyer than to say something "non-incriminating", which later turns out to be incriminating anyway, and then end up in jail after all with evidence against you, that you provided yourself.

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nutsack 3 points a year ago

yea, that's perfectly fine too. but getting processed takes a really long time. you will be hanging out with guys pacing the room coming down off a coke binge for hours before being allowed to call your lawyer.

updated my comment with the source

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stickly 16 points a year ago

Probably the worst time to say anything at all. Pretty sure the standard advice is call an ambulance ASAP and only say "someone has been shot". They can put you in jail at any time, the hard part has to be keeping you there.

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setsneedtofeed 103 points a year ago

The answer is that most people have never been in a police interrogation and they think they can talk their way out of it if they just explain themselves enough.

It's panic thinking. And once you pop you don't stop.

If you're in a police interrogation room you have to assume and internally accept that you're getting charged with something, and not try to talk your way out of it.

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Flax_vert 32 points a year ago

People try and talk their way out of it and dig a deeper hole. For example, what I imagined happening with that Briton arrested for carrying a garden trowel:

"But that tool is sharp, right?"

"A bit"

"If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?"

"Probably"

"You've just admitted to carrying an offensive weapon. Accept this caution or we'll escalate this further"

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lka1988 16 points a year ago

My first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:

"But that tool is sharp, right?"

"Nope"

"If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?"

"Why are you trying to put words in my mouth?"

Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring. So just stfu with cops.

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Flax_vert 7 points a year ago

This is why solicitors typically recommend you say "no comment"

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Trainguyrom 5 points a year ago

“If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?”

I feel like my automatic response to that would be "that's a really weird question to ask"

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Jankatarch 7 points a year ago

I would start panicking as soon as they ask me to write down my name.

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MystikIncarnate 25 points a year ago

Everyone is the hero of their own story. This implies that every person thinks they're doing the right thing.

So if they've been accused of a crime, there must be some misunderstanding. If I explain what happened they'll let me out because I didn't do anything wrong.

It's not the only reason people talk, but it's a big one.

Remember, the line is: " you have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can and will be used against you".

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points a year ago

i mean sometimes i know i'm a big dumb idiot, it's pretty obvious when we were at the parade and i sat on my chair and it exploded into fifteen pieces right in front of the police officer and he said "you can't park there, mate" as i was waddling to my feet, there were no heroes

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ricecake 19 points a year ago

There's also the supreme court ruling a bit ago that weakened the right. Changed it from something you can simply do to something you need to invoke.
Simply remaining silent does not invoke your right to remain silent, you must state that you wish to not speak. This applies before you're read your rights and arrested. So without ever being told your rights or that you can leave at any time, silently refusing to answer questions can be used as evidence against you. Look nervous when the police ask if shell casings found at a murder scene would match a gun you own? That can be used as evidence of guilt, along with your choice not to answer the question.

Coupled with police being able to lie to you more than a lot of people believe, it's possible to remain silent, say "I should probably have a lawyer for this" (note how that's not actually a request for legal counsel, just an observation), and for the police to imply that this has stopped the interrogation ("alright, I'll go do the paperwork. I'll send someone in to sit with you, can't leave people unsupervised").
A lot of people have difficulty not chatting with someone who's been presented to them as a neutral party, particularly if they think there's no harm to it.

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cm0002 19 points a year ago

Well, technically speaking you can talk your way out of it, it's just that talking your way out of it means speaking one sentence and one sentence only "I'm exercising my right to a lawyer and to remain silent" over and over again

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setsneedtofeed 14 points a year ago

The full thought:

they think they can talk their way out of it if they just explain themselves enough.

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DeathByBigSad 3 points a year ago

Depends, if you live in an authoritarian country (as in actual dictatorships, the USA doesn't count, not yet at least), you do not have the right to remain silent, so in that case, you kinda have to talk your way out of it or else you are automatically assumed guilty.

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sawdustprophet 81 points a year ago path: 0 19142912, hotness: undefined, score: 81, children: 2
N0MAD 19 points a year ago

I watch this video every time it pops up or randomly when I think of it. Great video

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Bosht 3 points a year ago

I've watched this vid a few times but did they put like a speed up of .5 on there or am I getting old? I seriously felt like I was trying to track an auctioneer. My shit aside, always a good watch! Thanks for posting!

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menas 60 points a year ago

People that think that police is a public service will try to convince cops to help them. It's not, ACAB is not an insult, its a warning

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MystikIncarnate 43 points a year ago

They've been telling people not to talk to them since Miranda.

The line is: "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can and will be used against you"

Idk how people have missed that. Just stfu. Jeez.

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mavu 28 points a year ago

because criminals tend to be not that smart, and police (in civilized countries at least) are very well trained in interview techniques.

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Taokan 17 points a year ago

This is the key thing many criminals fail to understand. The fact Miranda rights exist and the officer just had the balls to read them to you and still wants to engage, should be a red flag as to just how much of a disadvantage you are at in the impending battle of wits.

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Pharmacokinetics 25 points a year ago

I always talk to the cops.

"So, interrogate here often?"
"That uniform really makes your eyes pop!"
"Wanna go to the cells, big guy?"
"I will confess if you can make me scream."

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El_Scapacabra 24 points a year ago
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WoodScientist 14 points a year ago

IDK. On the one hand, the dude is likely a psychopath. On the other, if you actually are trying to exercise your right to remain silent, then you pretty much have to look like a complete psychopath during an interrogation. If the cops accuse you of a horrible crime, the natural response is to get emotional and start vehemently defending yourself. Their whole interrogation strategy is to get you worked up, to break down your defenses, and get you to admit or provide evidence to a crime you may or may not have committed. Police interrogators are masters of emotional manipulation.

The only way I can see to get through that is to adopt a grey rock strategy. Just realize that they're trying to get to you. Disconnect the emotional parts of your brain. Let the words of the cops pass over you unperturbed and simply remain calm, disinterested, and dispassionate. Adopt a soul of ice and refuse to engage with them at all emotionally. This guy made the mistake of talking to them at all. He should have remained dispassionate but also just refused to answer in any form.

I just can't think of a way to truly remain silent without making yourself look like a psychopath. The natural response by an innocent person to being accused of dismembering someone would be rage, fear, and desperate indignation. But doing so could incriminate them. But if an innocent person is remaining silent, they would by necessity just have to sit there completely uncaring when accused of the most horrible crimes. There's just no way to exercise your rights without seeming completely insane. And cops use that fact to extract evidence from people.

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petrol_sniff_king 2 points a year ago

There's just no way to exercise your rights without seeming completely insane.

This guy's silence is not why he seems creepy. It's his body language, his mannerisms.

JCS has another video about... I forget. They call him an anti-hero a lot. The anti-hero definitely talks too much, but he exercises his right plenty and mostly just seems like a tragic, lovable doofus.

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Agent641 1 point a year ago

Zen meditation teaches us we can find inner peace no matter the situation

I actually constantly think of the scene from Street Fighter where the fat guy is being tortured ineffectively, and the one guy says "Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back pizza."

The other line that lives rent free in my head is "Quick, change the channel!"

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mEEGal 4 points a year ago

I mean,he killed the girl and talked to the TV crew on site...

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El_Scapacabra 4 points a year ago
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ZombiFrancis 4 points a year ago

I mean, he was the VP for his university's Federalist Society chapter. (He murdered the president of it.)

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Tar_alcaran 2 points a year ago

Ah, he was in the Federalist Society, that explain a LOT

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BigDiction 23 points a year ago

Our right to shut the fuck up is almost as important as the 1st right. We should use it more often.

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lessthanluigi 17 points a year ago

Gotta take more Ritalin to keep me mute then

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