Yes, but

a year ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/humor

IcedRaktajino 128 points a year ago

This perfectly illustrates my gripes with whatever is driving the trend of these super thin phones.

First, is anyone even asking for phones to be thinner? Then there's the camera bump sticking out like a wart. And beyond that, it gets put into a bulky case anyway which negates the super thin thing entirely.

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Swedneck 25 points a year ago

one has to wonder what the ideal thickness is, are we supposed to think it's just never thin enough? will we have phones that literally cut into the skin of your hand as you hold it and they still brag about how the new model is 4 atoms thinner?

it's not like they're getting easier to hold, modern phones are so huge that you need a popsocket for it to be reliably and comfortably held.

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panda_abyss 26 points a year ago

The iPhone 4/SE1 was the perfect design.

No real camera bump, single hand hold, light, durable with a metal back.

If we just added a modern OLED screen, and a modern chip and battery, that design would be perfect.

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FordBeeblebrox 7 points a year ago

The 13 mini was close but the stupid camera bump ruined it, bring back the sleek slab

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boonhet 2 points a year ago

I would buy it.

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abfarid 1 point a year ago

iPhone 4 was a glass sandwich though. Do you mean iPhone 5?

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panda_abyss 4 points a year ago

Yes

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cm0002 4 points a year ago

modern phones are so huge that you need a popsocket for it to be reliably and comfortably held.

Idk, I think this is just a small hands problem tbh, my hands are pretty average for a guy I think and I have had 0 issues comfortably holding big phones. Even right now I have a P9 Fold and the accompanying case makes it even bigger

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ganryuu 6 points a year ago

Well, thing is women have smaller hands than men on average, and they do make up 50% of the population.

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Swedneck 1 point a year ago

i looked it up and my hands are apparently slightly larger than average, i'm pretty bang on 20cm from tip of the middle finger to base of the palm.
My 7.1cm pixel 6a is just on the edge of what i'd say is okay to hold, and with a case it's wide enough that holding it normally becomes uncomfortable after a while and i simply can't reach the other side of the screen with my thumb unless i roll it over slightly in my hand.

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IcedRaktajino 3 points a year ago

I have no idea but they keep making them thinner for...reasons?

My personal "sweet spot" is the OnePlus 3. Not too tall, thin but not unbearably so, and doesn't sacrifice anything for headphone jack and a decent size battery. Though if I had a choice between "thin" and "removable battery", I'd take the extra thickness required for the battery cover in a heartbeat. I'd also accept several more mm of thickness if they want to include a slide-out keyboard.

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gazter 2 points a year ago

Slideable keyboard phones are my jam. I would love a modern Nokia E7, or Fxtec Pro1. If anyone knows of something like that, let me know!

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bobs_monkey 1 point a year ago

Personally, I'm of the camp where I can appreciate a somewhat slimmer design because I'm putting a case on it regardless, and the camera bump doesn't bother me since the case flattens it out anyway. I have the Xperia 1 V, and I'm pretty happy with the form of it.

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Swedneck 2 points a year ago

that'd make sense if we were talking about phones that are actually thick, but modern phones are all so thin that it's almost too thin without a case.

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DragonAce 1 point a year ago

As soon as they figure out long distance wireless charging, I wouldn't be surprised if all phones become collapsible or wearable, negating the need to hold it awkwardly.

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Swedneck 1 point a year ago

well we already have wearable phones, they're smartwatches.
And we have foldable phones, but they still fold into the same general format because that's how people want to use the device most of the time. The problem is just that manufacturers insist on making them ever so slightly too wide..

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dotslashme 9 points a year ago

I actually like thin phones. I find them easier to hold, but I would gladly sacrifice the camera hump for a completely flat back.

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monogram 7 points a year ago
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wizardbeard 18 points a year ago

They still have glass fronts man. Five-ish feet drop onto the screen against concrete with no case? Doesn't matter what the back is.

Glass backs mean that almost any fall will damage it, but non-glass backs only eliminate cases if you can somehow ensure it never lands face down or on a corner.

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__nobodynowhere 24 points a year ago

Glass backs have very low friction. Set the thing down in bed and its natural floor seeking instincts kick in.

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Hawke 6 points a year ago

That’s not an option anyway. Metal scratches and dents too easily for that to be viable.

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Viking_Hippie 5 points a year ago

Hear me out: wood

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Inaminate_Carbon_Rod 1 point a year ago

Been rocking my iPhone 11 Pro Max with no case for a long time.

It’s fantastic.

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Jumuta 2 points a year ago

If you're optimizing for circumference with a fixed volume, I feel like a thinner phone is worse?

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ChicoSuave 4 points a year ago

I think the thing that is driving thin phones with big camera bulges are phone designers now factoring in bulky phone cases when thinking about how the phone feels in a pocket. Overwhelmingly phones live in a case and that case becomes the phone in our head - a fat phone is apparently uncomfortable or displeasing somehow so a thin phone means a thinner case which equates to a better overall experience as the phone owner. It will fit in pockets easier, slide into car accessory holders instead of cup holders, allow a phone wallet combo to not be a pocket wad, and overall usability becomes easier for folks with weaker grip strength like older and younger users. There is a lot driving the move to a thinner phone but it does make the underlying device look really goofy.

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carrylex 3 points a year ago

whatever is driving the trend of these super thin phones

The driving factor is - as always - money.

People will likely no longer buy new phones if it's all the same when compared to the previous generation.

So the companies make useless stuff up - that nobody really needs - so that they can sell more.

Apple is especially great at this because their base of sheeps is already locked in and swims in too much money that they are willing to spend.

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monk 1 point 10 months ago

Then fucking go narrow! Why thin.

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Anivia 1 point a year ago

And beyond that, it gets put into a bulky case anyway

Speak for yourself

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warm 66 points a year ago

Your phone is only as thin as it's thickest point.

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ivanafterall 10 points a year ago

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ABetterTomorrow 63 points a year ago

Kill the bump! Give me better cooling and battery life with replaceable battery.

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01189998819991197253 29 points a year ago

No.

-Apple

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Anivia 7 points a year ago

and battery life with replaceable battery.

You mean a $99 magsafe powerbank that only fits on this specific phone doesn't satisfy you as a replaceable battery?

/s

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01189998819991197253 1 point a year ago

Wait... the magsafe battery is tied to a specific phone serial? I can't get the magsafe battery and lend it to my buddy who is low on battery at the moment?

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Anivia 2 points a year ago

No, I meant it only fits on the iPhone 17 Air, not other iPhones. If your buddy also has an iPhone 17 Air he can borrow yours

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01189998819991197253 1 point a year ago

Oh. At least that, I guess. But if it's just a magsafe battery pack, shouldn't it be compatible with any other models that accept wireless charging with a magsafe?

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spicehoarder 52 points a year ago

No, but hell no

Give me a chunky phone with a week long battery

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Valmond 32 points a year ago

Apple: here is your phone with a weak, long battery.

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Zozano 4 points a year ago

Regular sex will make your day.

But anal sex will make your hole weak.

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shalafi 10 points a year ago

I had an Oukitel that I ran for almost 4 weeks. Had to charge it for a trip off grid. Talk about chunky!

Might buy another model, but had to drop Verizon to get it working and T-Mobile took a week to figure out how to activate it. PITA, but it was solid once working. Great BT speaker, couldn't kill the battery, everything worked great. Carrying the thing was a pain, even with a pack. Not sure I want all that mass again.

If you want a phone you can beat a man to death with, Oukitel it is!

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 5 points a year ago

With its ability to produce an 8D sound effect

Wow. They cracked string theory.

More seriously, does it have a 3.5mm jack?

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Landless2029 4 points a year ago

Cheaper than I thought it'd be

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coaxil 2 points a year ago

Oh man, Til shit this brand, good shout!

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minimum 6 points a year ago

Better yet, week long replaceable battery

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oplkill 2 points a year ago
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BCsven 1 point a year ago

I have a motog5 if I load a non google OS like lineageOS, or use Googles Android with a TrackerControl app that let's you turn off app tracking, then I would get 3 days between charge, with regular use. A few weeks if it was just standby for phonecalls

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gandalf_der_12te 1 point a year ago

Uhm IIRC typical battery is 2000 mAh/day, so one week battery is 14 Ah/day, which is 50 Wh assuming 3.7 V.

A typical sodium ion battery (which i very much like btw) typically holds 0.2 kWh/kg, so 200 Wh/kg, so to store 50 Wh, you'd need around 250g of battery.

For reference, i think smartphones should be about as heavy as an apple (fruit) which is 100g average. And the battery makes most of that weight (like, 80%). So the battery could be about 80g, which would store 16 Wh of energy. That would make about 4000 mAh. Which is what many phones today already have. Which lasts for 1-2 days.

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boonhet 1 point a year ago

Okay but the iPhone air is 165 grams with a 3036 mah battery, so what are you gonna remove to make it 100g?

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fading_person 2 points a year ago

You're describing rugged phones

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tatann 39 points a year ago

I can understand people wanting “smaller" screens cause they don't have huge hands/pockets

But slimmer phones when the cheapest ones (< 200€) already are like 8mm, I don't really get it, at this point it's just a structural weakness, like the geth would say

The only advantage would be to have a bulky phone case while still maintaining a 6 or 8 mm width, but still it wouldn't prevent your phone from bending

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randomuser38529 5 points a year ago

You clearly have not watched Zack’s YT on this. The big ones bend and break way sooner. It’s not even close.

My guess, what we are witnessing here with the Air is just a stepping stone to a foldable. As a standalone I’m with you, it’s the inferior phone. Just not because of the structural weaknesses - it’s not weak at all - but due to smaller battery, less cameras and less speakers.

Oh, and case less gang checking in.

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BurntWits 4 points a year ago

I was recently messing around with an iPod touch 5th gen, with dimensions 4.86 inches (123.4 mm) in height, 2.31 inches (58.6 mm) in width, and 0.24 inches (6.1 mm) in depth. It weighs approximately 3.10 ounces (88 grams). It felt fantastic in the hand and I want a phone that size now.

I was near an Apple store a few days ago and tried out the iPhone air, it was honestly really nice in the hand. I wouldn’t buy one, but seeing in person, I kinda get it.

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shalafi 3 points a year ago

I'd kill for a modern iPhone 4 form-factor with Android or Linux.

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ThunderLegend 3 points a year ago

I'd love to see a modern specs Nexus 4. Loved that phone!

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BCsven 1 point a year ago

Till you put on the heavy rubberized case for protection

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AnimalsDream 38 points a year ago

Do phones really need to be so skinny? Part of the reason I always get a case is not only for protection, but also to deliberately make it a little thicker.

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khannie 26 points a year ago

No, they're just desperate for some kind of differentiator at this point because phones haven't meaningfully changed in five years. Hell, maybe ten.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 7 points a year ago

Yeah, the only real improvements in phones over the last decade are the adoption of USB-C and the addition of extra camera lenses, and I never really use the extra lenses on my phone.

I replaced my 2016 Galaxy S7 last year with a Motorola G32 mainly because the Galaxy wasn't holding a charge or getting software updates anymore. The G32 is actually lower in spec in a few ways (lower-resolution screen, no wireless charging) but it's still more than adequate for my needs, has a headphone jack and MicroSD slot and supports LineageOS (although I haven't installed that yet.)

Even the S7 upgrade wasn't strictly necessary but I saw a good deal and didn't like the way my LG G2's volume buttons were on the back.

We're well past the point where smartphones should've been fully comodified and where we should be able to get generic versions based on common standards (i.e. a common platform open to OS developers without the need for a specialized build for each phone.)

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lightnsfw 4 points a year ago

Yeah they have. They removed a bunch of features so they can sell more dongles and cloud storage. You know, "innovation".

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BCsven 2 points a year ago

Only Essentials brand had something new a while back. Two magnetic power pins on the back and Wireless USB protocol so you could attach add on devices like the 360 video camera, and the Pro audio DAC. It's too bad they closed up after a few years. The phone was great. Cermamic and Titanium body.

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MonkderVierte 1 point a year ago
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Allero 18 points a year ago

This has become one of the useless marketing figures everyone chases because they made it seem important in the first place.

I absolutely prefer having something a bit thicker, as it fits the palm better.

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Evotech 26 points a year ago

Next version isn't even going to have a camera. You'll just generate the image

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6nk06 21 points a year ago path: 0 19748828 19750241, hotness: undefined, score: 21, children: 2
pyre 4 points a year ago

i fucking hate tech companies

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cyrano 1 point 10 months ago

Wow

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BilSabab 8 points a year ago

the phone will just generate shit all the time - texts, voices, images, music - all to post on AI-gen only social media. And it doesn't even need human interaction to do that but you are legally obligated to buy 12 of these per year or you will be deported to Moldova.

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jnod4 6 points a year ago

As somebody who extensively travelled to Moldova for the wine, food, and the parties I say, not too bad. I'll be in the first train

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BilSabab 2 points a year ago

hey, don't spoil the party for everyone! Repeat after me "they are going to deport me to Moldova! oh shit! damn!"

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Valmond 1 point a year ago

Don't give them ideas!

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umbrella 23 points a year ago
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MonkderVierte 2 points a year ago

My Xperia lasts 2 - 3 days. Look on GSMarena for what you want, they have filters.

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jnod4 4 points a year ago

Jack, sd card, removable battery, open bootloader, linux :'(

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umbrella 1 point a year ago
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Tilgare 20 points a year ago

It's really funny to me that we're having these conversations all over again. I had the Moto Z back in 2016 and it was almost half a mm thinner than the 2025 iPhone Air. (As always, here's Apple still playing catchup, a decade later this time.)

I honestly didn't mind it - the Moto Z had a Moto Mods battery that snapped on the back (in a MUCH more elegant manner than Apple's magsafe battery implementation in my opinion) and so I always knew that was an option if the battery life became a concern over time. And I loved that the extended battery made the back of the phone perfectly flush with the camera bump too, so if you elected to add battery life, it was literally what we've all asked for the whole time: Just make it thicker and add battery. But if you didn't need extended battery life, then you had a razer thin phone (and a camera bump), probably the thinnest I had until the Fold7 at 4.2mm.

I wish that Motorola's solution had stuck, because they solved this problem already, meanwhile everybody is here reinventing the wheel over and over again in 2025. 🤦

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DarrinBrunner 16 points a year ago

I think what people want is longer-life, user replaceable batteries. They didn't need to be thinner. Apple says, "Look! It's thinner! Thinner is better!", so the fanbois say "Look mine is better because it's thinner, Apple said so!"

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EmilieEasie 1 point a year ago

I will always upvote a dig at apple fans 🤭

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SCmSTR 15 points a year ago

Apple got rid of the headphone jack but not the camera bump..

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lightnsfw 5 points a year ago

Not just Apple...

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aggelalex 11 points a year ago

Tbh, the camera bumps are nice if you use phone cases. They allow the phone+ phone case thickness to be much thinner than otherwise. Provided they aren't enormous unexplainable bumps like the pixel phones'

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lemming741 8 points a year ago

Pretty well packed with sensors isn't it?

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aggelalex 4 points a year ago

It is not, especially compared to solutions like Samsung's that have a different bump for each camera. The food thing with that design is, you can expose the camera and make the case form-fit around, which doesn't make the phone thicker. Google pixel cases that do that expose this entire slab to the elements though, this glass will get scratched quite easily

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lemming741 3 points a year ago path: 0 19735074 19735199 19737247 19741678, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 3
aggelalex 1 point a year ago

Not if you use a case. That's my point

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prole 1 point a year ago

Ew that looks hideous

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metoosalem 11 points a year ago
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01189998819991197253 2 points a year ago

You other brothers can't deny.

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randomuser38529 1 point a year ago

Upvote because butt

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InnerScientist 10 points a year ago

The next iteration will be a cheese wedge, 1mm thin on one side and 1cm thick on the other.

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pyre 7 points a year ago

I'd rather have that. it'll actually stay stable when you put it down, plus the screen would be slightly tilted upwards so you can see it better when it's just there on the table.

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SkaveRat 5 points a year ago

Actually razor blade sharp. One atom thick iPhone

People slicing their hand are just holding them wrong

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brem 2 points a year ago

Yeah, but if it's an iPhone.. you probably have to pay Apple a proprietary fee; due to becoming injured by their patented technology.

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gandalf_der_12te 1 point a year ago

you need mechanical stability a bit too, so if it's too thin, it just breaks too easily.

IMO the perfect size for a smartphone should be the weight of an apple (fruit) or some other snack like croissant, something that you can comfortably hold in one hand.

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brem 1 point a year ago

Check it,

Fresh fruit & a hand written letter!

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desmosthenes 9 points a year ago

honestly I don’t mind it - the grooves allow you to actually hold the fucking thing one handed without being a basketball player

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captainastronaut 4 points a year ago

This is exactly the reason. It makes large screen devices easier to hold for people with normal sized hands.

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warm 4 points a year ago

Sounds like you need a case with actual grip more than anything. Maybe they should stop making phones smooth and so big? They are all phablets these days.

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desmosthenes 2 points a year ago

if they sold smaller phones I would’ve. I prefer not to use cases; this isn’t a problem, but a complaint on the status quo. I sympathize with those under 6’3 who have to purchase further solutions. agreed that phones should be smaller in general; like they were about few generations ago.

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warm 2 points a year ago

When they eventually give us a good smaller phone, we gotta buy buy buy it so they get the message. I think the industry is just fully of copying, if one company makes a bigger phone and finds some success, the next company does it etc

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desmosthenes 2 points a year ago

I had the mini for years but she finally ran out of juice recently ><

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WolfLink 4 points a year ago

You hold your phone by the camera bump???

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tyler 4 points a year ago

The bump keeps the phone from sliding down past your fingers on the back

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desmosthenes 1 point a year ago

lolol not literally - it rests against my index or middle sometimes

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Daft_ish 8 points a year ago

Stfu. Only psychos carry around a naked phone.

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NigelFrobisher 6 points a year ago

‘Sup?

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NigelFrobisher 4 points a year ago

‘Sup?

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vinnymac 8 points a year ago

It’s because most customers use cases. They know this, and so Apple can say they made it thinner, when the reality is that it’s always not that thin. Especially when you can throw a case and a mag safe battery on the back and make it even thicker than the pro model.

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EtherWhack 3 points a year ago

It's sorta like the late 90's-early 00's when people were swapping the shells of their Nokias and pagers.

The thinner phones just allow the user the option to change the appearance to what they think looks good without becoming too thick.

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scytale 2 points a year ago

And even then, it's hard to find a case where the lip is higher than the camera lens. The best you can usually get is the lip and the lens at the same level, so any slightly uneven surface can scratch it.

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ilinamorato 7 points a year ago

I don't mind a camera bar (or "visor"). It's better than the stupid bump they used to use, because it's stable, and it also provides a slight angle that makes the phone a little more visible when it's laying on a desk.

What I don't like is a super thin phone that has no meaningful battery and is easy to bend. "Bend" means that dropping it results in more than just shock force.

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LucidNightmare 1 point a year ago

Take a look at JerryRigEverything’s iPhone Air video.

It took 200+ pounds of force, in the middle of the device, to bend it. It was very impressive.

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ilinamorato 2 points a year ago

I've heard that, and it's very impressive. Unfortunately, I weigh more than 200 pounds, and putting a significant fraction of my weight on the device is not a particularly remote possibility, given my track record.

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Treczoks 7 points a year ago

Well, you cannot cheat physics. You get two of resolution, depth, and thin-ness. If they want resolution and depth, they need the optics to do this.

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Kolanaki 6 points a year ago

Give me a fuckin' Pipboy. I'll be so ripped after a month of watching porn on it while wearing it.

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humorlessrepost 2 points a year ago

Parascope lenses don’t require cheating physics.

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Natanael 2 points a year ago

Periscope? (my Sony phone has one)

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Treczoks 1 point a year ago

No, but they require thickness for the high resolution sensor then.

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tunetardis 6 points a year ago

I have no problem with functional protuberances. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing more, such as a universal mounting connector of some sort? I don't know if I am atypical in this regard, but I like mounting my phone on things. Handlebars, car dashes, tripods, mic stands, etc. There are solutions for this, but they invariably involve something wrapping around and blocking some of the front side of the phone, which has become increasingly problematic over the years with screens pushing towards the edges. My bike holder sometimes blocks the front-facing camera needed to unlock the iPhone, for example. But if there were something on the back side that a mounting bracket could securely latch onto, none of this would be a problem.

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AgentRocket 2 points a year ago

SP connect and quadlock offer mounting brackets, that get glued to the back of your phone (or phone case) check on their websites under "universal"

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tunetardis 2 points a year ago

That's interesting. It's basically what I'm thinking phones should just have by design. Something that can twist-lock it into place. I guess the question with this after market solution is whether you trust that adhesive enough? It would be better if it were just built into the phone, but it's nice to have some affirmation that my ideas are not totally baseless and that others have been looking into it. Thanks!

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brem 5 points a year ago

This is why you spend much money for name brand phone protector!

Not to make phone tough..

...but so..

.. it can sit level on flat surface!

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FatLegTed 5 points a year ago
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The_Picard_Maneuver 13 points a year ago

Seriously. How did we get to the point where so many phones are designed for you to set them down directly on the camera lens? What are we doing?

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And009 3 points a year ago

Marketing

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FatLegTed 2 points a year ago
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Zagorath 4 points a year ago

I recently had cause to use my phone as a clinometer to measure the gradient of a path at various points. Camera bumps made the task take twice as long as it otherwise would have, because I had to record it camera forward, then camera backward, and average the two, just to negate the effect it has on how the phone sits...

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Bosht 3 points a year ago

I for one would love a cheaper option without a ridiculous camera. Or even no camera!

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Bonus 3 points a year ago
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dotslashme 2 points a year ago
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captainastronaut 2 points a year ago

It’s a hand ergonomics thing. People with smaller hands who still want a larger screen have an easier time holding the phone body if it’s thin. The camera bump is outside of the handholding area so stuffing the big circuitry there lets you make a better hand experience.

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aesthelete 2 points 10 months ago

Why do phones have to be as slimmed down as a coke addicted supermodel from the 90s anyway?

I'd much prefer they shrink the fucking things enough that they fit in your pocket.

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