coping

a year ago by SSUPII to c/lemmyshitpost

DarrinBrunner 82 points a year ago

That's why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.

path: 0 20020977, hotness: undefined, score: 82, children: 1
Wrufieotnak 19 points a year ago

Nerd!

path: 0 20020977 20023669, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 0
GissaMittJobb 60 points a year ago

Mainlining industrial-strength copium

path: 0 20021833, hotness: undefined, score: 60, children: 5
Garbagio -16 points a year ago
path: 0 20021833 20023823, hotness: undefined, score: -16, children: 4
SSUPII 33 points a year ago

The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics

path: 0 20021833 20023823 20027294, hotness: undefined, score: 33, children: 3
Garbagio -10 points a year ago
path: 0 20021833 20023823 20027294 20032471, hotness: undefined, score: -10, children: 2
aBundleOfFerrets 2 points a year ago

Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?

path: 0 20021833 20023823 20027294 20032471 20099097, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
DrDystopia 42 points a year ago

Everyone younger than me are little shits who don't know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck'em.

path: 0 20025088, hotness: undefined, score: 42, children: 2
RickyRigatoni 6 points a year ago

And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.

path: 0 20025088 20051345, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
DrDystopia 1 point a year ago

Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.

path: 0 20025088 20051345 20056597, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
EndlessNightmare 34 points a year ago

Everyone driving slower than me = doesn't know how to drive

Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver

path: 0 20034337, hotness: undefined, score: 34, children: 2
captain_aggravated 5 points a year ago

Everyone driving slower than me is a moron, everyone driving faster than me is a maniac.

path: 0 20034337 20034430, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Wilco 5 points a year ago

Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.

path: 0 20034337 20051467, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
SolarMyth 18 points a year ago

Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.

path: 0 20032819, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 6
1984 -7 points a year ago

But this is an actual fact... People who drive under the speed limit are bad drivers. Either they are not paying attention to speed signs, or they are scared to drive a car. Both are not great for a driver.

Also slow cars are causing accidents because they frustrate people into doing stupid things.

At least people who drive fast have confidence in their abilities to read traffic. But its also stupid if they drive way too fast and cant handle it. That also causes accidents.

So I would say, a bit faster than the speed limit is perfect. Doesnt annoy anyone, still very safe. I often drive 10 km/h faster then speed limit.

path: 0 20032819 20034209, hotness: undefined, score: -7, children: 5
Blackmist 2 points a year ago

You need to balance that against winding UK country roads, which are a 60mph limit in theory, but in places are a single lane wide and full of blind corners, lined with unyielding stone walls and trees.

What they really mean is "we don't care if you crash here because you'll probably just kill yourself".

path: 0 20032819 20034209 20039366, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
1984 2 points a year ago

Yeah of course, you have to understand when you can drive faster. Not on those roads.

I was in madeira and there they have these very narrow roads, and people drove like crazy there. I was actually under the speed limit on those roads and thats unusual.

path: 0 20032819 20034209 20039366 20039396, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Swedneck 1 point a year ago

this kind of thinking literally kills people, you're not doing good, you're a reckless driver.

The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it's not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

path: 0 20032819 20034209 20131193, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
1984 1 point a year ago

Not where I live, but I think it depends. In madeira it was absolutely too high.

Obviously the speed limit is not perfectly set in all places. If you have travelled and driven a car, you quickly realize this.

People are absolutely not reckless drivers because they go 10 over the speed limit, as a general rule at least. But like I said, depends on the country a lot.

path: 0 20032819 20034209 20131193 20131573, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
captain_aggravated 1 point a year ago

I am okay with someone driving slower than me, in the right lane with their hazards on. But if you're just going 49 in a 55, what? Are you early for your diaper changing appointment at the VA, O veteran of the Spanish-American war?

path: 0 20032819 20034209 20034448, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
dumbass 17 points a year ago

Shut the fuck up Kyle.

path: 0 20021301, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 0
jaybone 15 points a year ago

Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?

path: 0 20023948, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 4
NoForwadSlashS 12 points a year ago

Looks to be trans flavour to me

path: 0 20023948 20025793, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
JasonDJ 7 points a year ago

I think it's actually "gay nerd" flavored.

path: 0 20023948 20031266, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
SSUPII 4 points a year ago

The nerd flavour is the white one

path: 0 20023948 20027346, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Master 2 points a year ago

Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I've never had it.

path: 0 20023948 20050422, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
ICastFist 13 points a year ago

Has more fun than me = drug abuser

Has more friends than me = slut

path: 0 20039337, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 2
Lemminary 6 points a year ago

drug abuser

slut

Hey, don't drag me into this

path: 0 20039337 20050616, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 4 points a year ago

It's just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

path: 0 20039337 20050786, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
WorldsDumbestMan 12 points a year ago

Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth

Good thing I don't care about these things.

path: 0 20033335, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
crunchy 9 points a year ago

What if they're more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium

path: 0 20022524, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 7
yermaw 40 points a year ago

More successful : Tryhards

More likeable : desperate for friends

Happier :

path: 0 20022524 20022886, hotness: undefined, score: 40, children: 3
Kushan 6 points a year ago

Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.

path: 0 20022524 20022886 20024654, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
Raiderkev 3 points a year ago

LET THEM EAT GUUUUNS

path: 0 20022524 20022886 20024654 20033191, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
ZILtoid1991 0 points a year ago

Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j

(Conservatives think like that actually, because "muh dooties")

path: 0 20022524 20022886 20033722, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 0
404 2 points a year ago

Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple

path: 0 20022524 20023744, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Swedneck 1 point a year ago

then they're marriage material

path: 0 20022524 20131204, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
icelimit 1 point a year ago

Probably has some terminal disease. Or bad breath

path: 0 20022524 20022640, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
captain_aggravated 8 points a year ago

If he's bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don't work out.

If he's richer than me: Yeah it's almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I'm the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I've worn blue and white collars. I've written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.

If he's smarter than me: That's easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor's student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.

The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they're easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I'm trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn't. Thought so, that'll be $30 grand.

path: 0 20034386, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 1
curiousaur 1 point a year ago
path: 0 20034386 20034548, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Kolanaki 5 points a year ago

sniff sniff

Everyone is stinky.

path: 0 20051490, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
MNByChoice 5 points a year ago

Anything than to have to fix my life.

I don't shower as I don't want the females to think I am gay. I don't read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am "self made". I avoid the "roids", the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

path: 0 20023019, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
jaybone 4 points a year ago

Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

path: 0 20023019 20024034, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
SSUPII 4 points a year ago

I don't know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.

path: 0 20023019 20024034 20027324, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
zephiriz 4 points a year ago

So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy's money. Cool.

path: 0 20023886, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
jaybone 18 points a year ago

Check out humble bags over here.

path: 0 20023886 20024056, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 0
stupidcasey 3 points a year ago

Today I found out I'm a

Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.

path: 0 20026798, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
vivalapivo 2 points a year ago

President of the United States=Trump

path: 0 20055792, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
ToastedPlanet 1 point a year ago

You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn't be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.

path: 0 20033408, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Bennyboybumberchums 1 point a year ago

There will be some poor bastard out there who is being bullied by a guy that is on roids that he pays for with daddys money, and is a total nerd who keeps on bragging about how awesome he is at sucking cock. And none of us believe him lol

path: 0 20051280, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
vga -18 points a year ago

Lemmy edition:

Bigger than you = dangerous nazis

Richer than you = fascist sympathisers, first ones against the wall

Smarter than you = jews

Look better = conservatives aka nazis

path: 0 20033448, hotness: undefined, score: -18, children: 6
ayyy 9 points a year ago

Whaaaaat the fuck?

path: 0 20033448 20033534, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 1
DragonTypeWyvern 5 points a year ago

vga going mask off as usual

path: 0 20033448 20033534 20033615, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
gmtom 5 points a year ago

Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.

path: 0 20033448 20039090, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Quadhammer 5 points a year ago

That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol

Also aren't Asians the smart stereotype?

path: 0 20033448 20034140, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
1984 1 point a year ago

Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers... :)

path: 0 20033448 20034424, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
vga -1 points a year ago

Lemmy 30-year old teenagers, perhaps

path: 0 20033448 20034424 20054119, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 0
lemmyshitpost
lemmyshitpost

@lemmy.world

login for more options
42337
30836
14517

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

go to feed...