I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).

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huppakee 43 points a year ago

REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

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DrDystopia 13 points a year ago

HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

Sad honking noise

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SaraTonin 4 points a year ago

Right? What don’t people get? The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this wisdom.

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nickiwest 3 points a year ago

My husband just read this in the style of Gob Bluth's "Should the ... should the guy in the ..." and it was perfect.

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prole 37 points a year ago

I like it. It's almost like an art piece. A satire of bumper stickers made out of bumper stickers.

Assuming that was even the intention lol

Edit: is that a neon "check engine" sign in the back window? Who is this person lol

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huppakee 9 points a year ago

Who is this person

A vibe driver obv

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mrgoosmoos 2 points a year ago

if even 0.1% of the world's population were more like a Vibe owner, the world would be a much better place

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BoxOfFeet 2 points a year ago

I was an Aztek owner.

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mrgoosmoos 1 point a year ago

I'm sorry for your loss

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Ancalagon 27 points a year ago

Definitely a vibe.

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PeriodicallyPedantic 24 points a year ago

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Una 16 points a year ago

NOOT NOOT

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HowAbt2day 2 points a year ago

Nut nut

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toofpic 12 points a year ago

I honked myself, and I liked it!

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jaybone 2 points a year ago

The sound of quacky duck noise.

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HowAbt2day 1 point a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM Honk=Touch (?)

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DrDystopia 1 point a year ago

I honked a girl and I liked it.

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Atelopus-zeteki 11 points a year ago

First thing it says is "Honk if anything." That satisfies my need for permission.

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SCmSTR 1 point a year ago

First

Debatable.

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Atelopus-zeteki 2 points a year ago

You thought I was here to debate you, but I'm here to HONK!

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SCmSTR 2 points a year ago

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A_norny_mousse 10 points a year ago

From the series "Bumper Stickers that Cause Rear-End Collisions"

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Mighty 9 points a year ago

Yes

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Empricorn 9 points a year ago

Honk if you're honky!

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fsociety 9 points a year ago

They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty

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deacon 8 points a year ago

Aneurism posting.

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turdcollector69 8 points a year ago

I'd absolutely honk at this person

Then again I just like honking

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prime_number_314159 6 points a year ago

Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk

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RaoulDook 5 points a year ago

Whatchu talkin bout honkey

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Imgonnatrythis 5 points a year ago

This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.

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Klear 4 points a year ago

Honk

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hOrni 3 points a year ago

There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme "Honk" of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got "Honk".

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itsgroundhogdayagain 3 points a year ago

Gotta honk, just to be safe.

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PattyMcB 2 points a year ago

Definitely maybe

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Gork 2 points a year ago

Honk

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TacoButtPlug 2 points a year ago

ai vibes

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Sam_Bass 1 point a year ago

Someone seems a little confused about their libido

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point a year ago

Rake in the lake.

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