transcription: tfw your dildo finally came in the mail and you realize "8 inches" meant girth instead of height.
panda_abyss 62 points 9 months ago
I really don’t want to look this up, when you say “human shaped”, do you mean human phallus shaped, or human shaped?
HertzDentalBar 1 point 9 months ago
It can be both 😉
pixeltree 30 points 9 months ago
Gonna spread some awareness here, bad dragon is a horrible company and there's lots better ones out there, in price, ethics, and quality. Twin tail creations, all night toys, and fantasy grove are all way better.
einfach_orangensaft 15 points 9 months ago
i did the math thats only 6.8cm diameter, if you select the medium soft type material on checkout....thats totaly doable....and i am not even joking
einfach_orangensaft 7 points 9 months ago
how to have your DM's flooded 101 :D
thespcicifcocean 18 points 9 months ago
Worse, it's radius.
GalacticSushi 24 points 9 months ago
Mama didn't raise no quitter
VoteNixon2016 19 points 9 months ago
I just love that so many of the comments are fellow blahaj users being like "I don't see the problem?"
trashgirlfriend 4 points 9 months ago
heh holy times
Hazmatastic 10 points 9 months ago
Ah, the ol' cheese wheel
user224 8 points 9 months ago
I am a certified idiot. I mixed it up with radius.
Edit: This seems to be the largest one https://www.huffpost.com/...
SoleInvictus 4 points 9 months ago
I dunno, does it mount vertically or horizontally?
applebusch 6 points 9 months ago
I've got a 7". Most people can take that. 8" should be achievable.
pixeltree 15 points 9 months ago
7" circumference is too big for anal beginners, generally. Not by too much but I generally recommend closer to 1.5" diameter. 8" is pretty damn big, like you've got to have been doing some serious stretching for at least 6 months to fit it.
Source: size queen butt slut, my record is a 9" circumference all night toys rex
BleatingZombie 1 point 9 months ago
Do you have a recommendation for a good "beginner toy"?
einfach_orangensaft 1 point 9 months ago
fr had a horrible experience with BD when i had to get my Flint from the customs tax office... its all night toys eu based?
einfach_orangensaft 1 point 9 months ago
Yes!
LordAmplifier 10 points 9 months ago
A few years ago, I had this friend who I gave a one-litre bottle of rum for Christmas, but I put it in a big box that said "Anal-igator" on it and looked like the kind of box an oversized sex toy would come in, including naughty lizard art and all that stuff. He unwrapped it in front of his family but stopped when he saw a big "18+" thing on it. That's still one of my funniest memories, even though we're no longer in touch.
Berengaria_of_Navarre 2 points 9 months ago path: 0 21402730, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
NihilsineNefas 1 point 9 months ago
Like a pringles tube with veins
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Just looked it up out of curiosity. The Bad Dragon Archer (human shaped) in Medium is 8.58" circumference. You can do it OP!
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