Get stuffed, Millhouse

7 months ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

TheTechnician27 103 points 7 months ago

In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56's camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.

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Nuerion 19 points 7 months ago path: 0 22853702 22854048, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 1
TheTechnician27 11 points 7 months ago

Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They're junk food for your brain, but they're harmless.

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Ariselas 11 points 7 months ago

Another life? so like last week

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answersplease77 69 points 7 months ago

he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society

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DontRedditMyLemmy 41 points 7 months ago

Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent

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AcidiclyBasicGlitch 9 points 7 months ago

A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?

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rustyfish 7 points 7 months ago

Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…

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58008 52 points 7 months ago

At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.

He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

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sundray 31 points 7 months ago

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over_clox 26 points 7 months ago

He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.

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Etterra 24 points 7 months ago

"He tried to kill me!"

"Every locker has air vents, you were fine."

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IratePirate 13 points 7 months ago

"But you blocked them all!"

"Of course! Don't want your skinny little ass to escape through those."

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SirMaple__ 24 points 7 months ago

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Formfiller 22 points 7 months ago

First job out of high school?

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TransNeko 3 points 7 months ago

wait... He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.

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Earthman_Jim 21 points 7 months ago

They reaaaaally don't look so tough without their masks on.

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echodot 2 points 7 months ago

I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to "can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting".

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h4x0r 20 points 7 months ago

shitler utes

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Azrael 19 points 7 months ago

If he was bullied in school, that's probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.

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CIA_chatbot 19 points 7 months ago

The β€œMaster” race everyone

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justsomeguy 18 points 7 months ago

The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

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echodot 4 points 7 months ago

It's in everyone's interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget

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homes 16 points 7 months ago

Opening scene of an extremely filthy gay porn

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ivanafterall 15 points 7 months ago

The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.

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echodot 11 points 7 months ago

And I'm sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.

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jaybone 13 points 7 months ago

Sad.

On so many levels.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 7 points 7 months ago

Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.

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unemployedclaquer 12 points 7 months ago

Don't discount the fucker, he's equipped with shit he doesn't know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

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UltraMagnus0001 11 points 7 months ago

This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.

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samus12345 7 points 7 months ago

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Gammelfisch 6 points 7 months ago

That's what the KKK looks like.

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Digit 5 points 7 months ago

The chemical lobotomy is apparent.

Solution space is upstream.

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dzsimbo 5 points 7 months ago

Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/

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sharkfucker420 3 points 7 months ago

He has a cute dog at least

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vaultdweller013 2 points 7 months ago

I could pick him up by one leg and swing him around like a ragdoll.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 7 months ago

Twerp.

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TigerAce -12 points 7 months ago

Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it's agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.

Edit: kinda weird people down voted an anti bullying comment. The whole thing with bullies is that they thing the bullied kid deserves it. I've been bullied my entire youth. I've seen kids who were bullied become bullies themselves. I can tell you, no matter who it is, bullying is never ok. Bullied kids need help, or they might turn into ice agents or worse, bring a gun to school.

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TransNeko 18 points 7 months ago

is it really bullying if you "bully" a nazi?

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TigerAce 5 points 7 months ago

Look at the guy. Being bullied probably made him join ICE. it will only radicalize him even more.

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lightnsfw 5 points 7 months ago

So? He's too far gone already. Fuck him. I hope he realizes that and kills himself.

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TigerAce 1 point 7 months ago

Yeah that would be great. A radicalized angry kid committing suicide. They have a tenancy to do that while taking other innocent people with them. You know, school/mass shootings, bombings, driving a truck into a crowd, etc.

I prefer to educate kids instead of bullying them, so they won't be filled with hate and anger and radicalize. But yeah, I'm not American.

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Tartas1995 3 points 7 months ago

It is bullying but nazis deserve it. But as with most things, it isn't that simple.

Let's say l, we bully the nazi by poking fun at the ridiculously stupid bases of their beliefs. everyone who feels attacked by that, is a fucking nazi, and why would we care for their feelings? Fuck them.

Let's say, we bully the nazi by poking fun at his physical appearance. Is everyone with a similar physical appearance a fucking nazi? No! Is it reasonable that they see it as body shaming? Yes. So yes, you bully a nazi, good job! But you also body shame others. And those others might understand that you bully a nazi, and are supportive, but nonetheless, you tell them that their appearance is something bad.

I mean, let's say, i wanna bully candace owens for being a nazi. She is an anti-semit, she is far-right, she made comments that imply that the Holocaust within germany was fine but hilter made the "mistake" to "globalize" it. She supported kayne West with his... comments... I think we can call her a nazi. So i should be fine bullying her! But if i would bully her for being black, or with black stereotypes, you would probably tell me to stop being racist and you would be right. But if I would mock her for her beliefs that Brigitte macron wants to assassinate candace, you wouldn't care and would laugh with me.

You might be fine with nazis being killed, but if whoever kills them, also kills 1 non-nazi as causality per nazi killed, you might don't support that. And if you do, maybe 1000 non-nazi causalities would bother you.

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echodot 9 points 7 months ago

Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.

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village604 1 point 7 months ago

Bullying is how a lot of people get into the far right mindset

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echodot 1 point 7 months ago

It's the bullies that join up. The ones that like hurting people the ones that get off on it.

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village604 0 points 7 months ago

It's not uncommon for adult bullies to have been bullied as a child. Shit, even child bullies are often victims of abuse too.

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