Attention to detail

3 months ago by cm0002 to c/funny

arctanthrope 72 points 3 months ago

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

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huppakee 48 points 3 months ago

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

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MonkderVierte 10 points 3 months ago

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 months ago

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

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DancingBear 2 points 3 months ago

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DarrinBrunner 34 points 3 months ago

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

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man_wtfhappenedtoyou 12 points 3 months ago

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

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tacosanonymous 32 points 3 months ago

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

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Atropos 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

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dditty 1 point 3 months ago

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 3 months ago

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

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LurkingLuddite 6 points 3 months ago

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

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ryannathans 4 points 3 months ago

Cupboard above the loo too

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Rcklsabndn 1 point 3 months ago

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

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snooggums 4 points 3 months ago

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

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Madison420 6 points 3 months ago

You should get your prostate checked.

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village604 6 points 3 months ago

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

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LurkingLuddite 2 points 3 months ago

Bet.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 3 months ago

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

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jrwperformance 17 points 3 months ago

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

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aeronmelon 5 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

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Nomad 4 points 3 months ago

That rug used to be white you know...

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agavaa 17 points 3 months ago

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

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JennaR8r 12 points 3 months ago

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

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justme 4 points 3 months ago

Same

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Axeman666 1 point 3 months ago

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Kolanaki 3 points 3 months ago

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

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agavaa 1 point 3 months ago

I was about to say it's easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized "out off sight, out of mind" is probably the actual strategy here.

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pyre 2 points 3 months ago

it was probably white when they bought it

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InnerScientist 12 points 3 months ago

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

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thorhop 11 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

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wuffah 7 points 3 months ago

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

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Simulation6 5 points 3 months ago

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

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MohamedMoney 5 points 3 months ago

Donny, you’re out of your element

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IronBird 1 point 3 months ago

i am the walrus

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VicksVaporBBQrub 5 points 3 months ago

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

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waigl 4 points 3 months ago

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

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arctanthrope 15 points 3 months ago

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

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mnemonicmonkeys 2 points 3 months ago

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

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waigl 4 points 3 months ago

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

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Davel23 8 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

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SpaceNoodle 3 points 3 months ago

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

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IronBird 3 points 3 months ago

take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

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MolochHorridus 1 point 3 months ago

The shower is not the problem here.

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waigl 1 point 3 months ago

Oops.

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SpaceNoodle 11 points 3 months ago

That's a butt sprayer

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SpacePanda 2 points 3 months ago

Yummmmm space noodles.

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Broadfern 4 points 3 months ago

Sims-ass bathroom

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Bloomcole 3 points 3 months ago

What shitty designer thinks these 2 tiles work together?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 3 months ago

probably that tacky lady from the gardening channel with a store out in texas

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Bloomcole 2 points 3 months ago

Can't say I regret not knowing who that is.

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