🧬Cells at overwork🧬—Zach | lastplacecomics.com
4 months ago by __反いじめ戦隊 to c/comicstrips
pizza is not a health food, but when compared with a quickly poured bowl of sugar flakes, it’s a more balanced meal.
Just use oat flakes, some fruit, some nuts, there is your more healthy alternative.
OTOH, if you compare sugar flakes with a vegetable pizza, with whole grain base, lots of veggies, and not so much cheese, pizza wins
One must admit that oats, fruit and some nuts is not a breakfast cereal
Dairy fats are not unhealthy either, which is where most of the energy intake comes from in the pizza. Plus you don't even need a vegetable pizza to beat what's essentially sugar for breakfast
True but asbestos is more nutritious than cyanide.
Then you hear about a lawsuit against redfarm for false advertising because the marketers didn't verify with the food engineers before adding that and they source their silica filler from an asbestos plant down the street.
I hate to tell you this, but cyanide is more nutritious than asbestos. The body could probably derive some energy from it's C-H bond, whereas asbestos is completely devoid of useful connections.
Typical big Cyanide.
Edit: Also cyanide kills you like instantly asbestos takes years and only kills through proxies it has to be more nutritious yo live than die.
Sure but I prefer the taste of nutty cyanide over rocks
You are eating a complete breakfast at dawn outside‽
You can take my Lucky Charms over my dead body 🌈
(possibly literally someday haha)
I can understand why, but it's sad that he's stopped using the song that he always used to use. Everyone else started copying the format and doing the same thing though, so him stopping doing a thing that made him stand out actually makes him stand out now.
You can do it at outside at dawn every breakfast!
This is from like 10 years ago right?
maybe core ╮(︶▽︶)╭
A bit under 4 years, it looks like.
I think its supposed to represent those doing resource distribution, rather than strictly guards, which red blood sort of does (oxygen at least, maybe other stuff idk)
Almost a good biology joke, except that for most cell types mother cells cease to exist once they split into two daughter cells. So it would have made more sense for their relationship to resemble more an aunt-neice relationship than a mother and son.
Those are the most accurate part of the comic.
Twins, if you will?
too real
How. Fucking. Dare. You.
📺Fake news. I hate Nintendo and all the Nintenslop they produce. Besides in 2 years there will be Mario Kart added to No Man's Sky anyways.
I liked the first Mario Kart for SNES, but honestly all the entries* after that haven't done anything for me and frankly I think none of them even feel like full games.
*I haven't played the newest for Switch 2, but it does look like it might have more to it maybe?
Pizza can indeed be heealthy. But store-bought is not.
You don't know my mom's zucchini+bell pepper pizza.
reads wet💦
How dare you make me feel guilty over my cellular health 😂
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Pizza is more nutritious than breakfast cereals
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