Funny? Funny how? Like I'm a clown? Do I amuse you?
Lost_My_Mind 38 points 5 months ago
helpImTrappedOnline 14 points 5 months ago
Lad, I think you've lost your mind.
UninvestedCuriosity 4 points 5 months ago
Doesn't matter I've already preplanned the high five based on the information in the note and that is happening.
UninvestedCuriosity 1 point 5 months ago path: 0 23654736 23659616, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
qwertyasdf 46 points 5 months ago path: 0 23654437, hotness: undefined, score: 46, children: 14
DarrinBrunner 35 points 5 months ago
They gotta clean up and cuddle a bit.
a_non_monotonic_function 18 points 5 months ago
25 bonus minutes to hide the body.
CameronDev 21 points 5 months ago
They have 60 partners to please
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 15 points 5 months ago
it's just me or that's a young people problem?
when I was younger climaxing in a minute was a problem.
I'm almost 40 now, and it takes my at least 30 minutes of rigorous fucking to climax. quikies are a thing of the past.
I'm not particularly healthy nor athletic.
Imgonnatrythis 12 points 5 months ago
You're the one calling it a problem. Different people are wired different. I'm not going to label you like you are me, but 30min is not my jam, I got stuff to do or need to sleep that sounds like a chore to me personally.
Shellofbiomatter 9 points 5 months ago
Just a wiring difference in people.
For me, I've noticed it's heavily correlated with frequency and how turned on i am. Like once in a few weeks and being really turned on under good conditions and yeah it takes less than 10 seconds to bust a nut, just gotta make sure that the partner is already satisfied by that time.
On the other hand with higher frequency, like once in every few days and similarly it can take a while as well. Basically it becomes a race against time before i get bored and lose erection, even with boner pills, usually 30-45 min(absolute max) and i just give up.
I am rather healthy and athletic in my 30s, just fucked up brain.
DarrinBrunner 5 points 5 months ago
60 here. I'd probably need to abstain for a week to get done in 30 minutes.
Asfalttikyntaja 3 points 5 months ago
I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.
SSETranquility 12 points 5 months ago
When I worked at Blockbuster my managers were dating and they would do this lol They learned where the blind spots from the cameras were so they would do it in the middle of the sales floor
DarrinBrunner 10 points 5 months ago
Karen banging on the door: "I need to talk to the manager!", but the manager was busy.
SubArcticTundra 6 points 5 months ago
Well Karen was banging
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