oppressed in my own home

5 months ago by xkbx to c/lemmyshitpost

sundray 89 points 5 months ago

I'm hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around "Fire Guy"

the man on fire

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lost_faith 15 points 5 months ago

I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was

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restingOface 7 points 5 months ago

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.

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CIA_chatbot 3 points 5 months ago

I dunno, he’s kinda hot

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Elgenzay 77 points 5 months ago

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flandish 65 points 5 months ago

i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.

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SethTaylor 21 points 5 months ago

Were they Kings of Leon?

Because Sex on Fire

Badum tsss

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flandish 15 points 5 months ago

was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.

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Microtonal_Banana 4 points 5 months ago

Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/...

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musubibreakfast 17 points 5 months ago

Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?

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flandish 11 points 5 months ago

nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.

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CIA_chatbot 5 points 5 months ago

Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs

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flandish 5 points 5 months ago

no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.

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SorryQuick 10 points 5 months ago

I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.

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WorldsDumbestMan 7 points 5 months ago

Just hose them hah.

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BreadOven 6 points 5 months ago

Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.

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red_tomato 56 points 5 months ago

Literally Fahrenheit 451

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bluesheep 28 points 5 months ago

I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn't able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn't. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.

Trades people encounter some shit man

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gedaliyah 22 points 5 months ago

Sounds more like Fahrenheit 451

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shweddy 21 points 5 months ago

Literally Fahrenheit 451

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istdaslol 16 points 5 months ago

„Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“

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TropicalDingdong 14 points 5 months ago

I was thinking Farenheight 451

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stoly 12 points 5 months ago

Might also be a Fahrenheit 451 reference lol

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FreddiesLantern 9 points 5 months ago

You’re just trying to keep him for yourself!!!

So selfish.

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wreckedcarzz 7 points 5 months ago

that guy is lit 🔥

... because he's a fireman. Get it? Get it? Get it?

... this thing on?

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popekingjoe 6 points 5 months ago

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Akasazh 5 points 5 months ago

The fire guy is irrelevant for the oppression, it's his phone and smart home speakers plugged into palantir, aandrijving his privacy

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anise 10 points 5 months ago

doxxed by autocorrect

what word that fits would get corrected to aandrijving?

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maltasoron 8 points 5 months ago

Propulsion, obviously.

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Akasazh 6 points 5 months ago

I think I was going for sabotaging or something like it

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MisterFrog 3 points 5 months ago

This person's font setting is miniscule

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conartistpanda 3 points 5 months ago

Kill la Kill (2013)

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turtlesareneat 2 points 5 months ago

The fire guy has eyelids, ain't he?

But for real this is sexual assault so don't be naked in front of people anymore.

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DarrinBrunner 11 points 5 months ago

Being naked in front of people is "sexual assault"?

Bollocks, and y'all upvoting it.

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M1ch431 13 points 5 months ago

People seem to be culturally conditioned to see any form of nudity as inherently sexual or perverted. It's not inherently sexual.

I'm aware of at least a few European countries and countries like Japan that have no problem or less problems with nudity compared to the US.

Bathing culture/having public baths or communal showers opens the door to people relaxing about the human body.

Communal/non-sexual nudity really isn't a big deal.

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village604 0 points 5 months ago

You think Japan has less of an issue with nudity then the US? Their porn can't even show uncensored genitals.

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M1ch431 7 points 5 months ago

That's sexual though. When I said, "have no problem or less problems with nudity", I meant non-sexual nudity.

They almost certainly have less problems with non-sexual nudity. There is discrimination against tattoos, for example. I'm unsure how being transgender would work, but I'd imagine that is another area of discrimination and exclusion.

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WorldsDumbestMan -4 points 5 months ago

Bro, I don't want to see your ugly (even if you are a woman).

Get you ass out of my sight.

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M1ch431 9 points 5 months ago

Fair, then don't go to spaces where people are naked or look at people who are legally naked. You do you.

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gmtom 1 point 5 months ago

Tough shit. My body my choice.

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xkbx 8 points 5 months ago

I noticed how you didn’t say any less either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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gigastasio 6 points 5 months ago

Except me.

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