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FinjaminPoach 139 points 5 months ago

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Juan_de_Silentio 49 points 5 months ago

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SpookyBogMonster 65 points 5 months ago

I mean, people can be conventionally attractive, and also do awful things. Equating beauty with goodness and ugliness with evil is some Disney movie morality.

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ApathyTree 22 points 5 months ago

The halo effect is a real problem, Disney notwithstanding.

Society needs to move on from the belief that beauty is a blessing from the gods. But its been a problem since forever.

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bridgeburner 5 points 5 months ago

Did u just call women 'period people'?

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SpookyBogMonster 5 points 5 months ago

Oof, that's an unfortunate typo. You can thank my phone's autocorrect for that one 😮‍💨

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Historical_General -1 points 5 months ago

Also infantile and a bit fascist. And the poster feels slightly antisemitic to me personally, as a German who is professionally over-aware of these things.

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WorldsDumbestMan 8 points 5 months ago

Make her attractive...to magnets.

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swagmoney 2 points 5 months ago

make her attractive... to the consequences of her actions.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 5 months ago

we just need a magnet so powerful it will rip the iron from blood. wil wheaton seems to know a thing or two about those

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Akasazh 2 points 5 months ago

I prefer gravity

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FiniteBanjo 59 points 5 months ago

Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

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CaptDust 33 points 5 months ago

But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

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ajmaxwell 15 points 5 months ago

I'd rather play as SWAT at that point

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areakode 6 points 5 months ago

Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

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CanadianCarl 2 points 5 months ago

All crabs are bi.

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voidsignal 4 points 5 months ago

better to mod the faces of all NPCs then

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CaptDust 4 points 5 months ago

Epstein hoard survival mode built in GTA6 is a much better mod idea, good thought

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 5 months ago

why wait for GTA? state of emergency is on PS2

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OldChicoAle 53 points 5 months ago

Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they're also terrible

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Asafum 76 points 5 months ago

My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he's so hyped about it and then says "they even have pride parades, so you know what I'm doing!" and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun...

I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

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SubArcticTundra 47 points 5 months ago

Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

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Frenchgeek 15 points 5 months ago

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

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harambe69 8 points 5 months ago

Because your village's survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they'd be culled/exiled long ago.

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yilian 4 points 5 months ago

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WizardofFrobozz 4 points 5 months ago

Because you allow them to feel safe leaving their homes

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yakko 19 points 5 months ago

So you were like "yeah can't wait, I hope it's also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

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jaybone 4 points 5 months ago

Did you ask him if the game had mosques too, and what he would do with those?

Maybe the game should have a Jan 6th style mission.

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iamericandre 4 points 5 months ago

Report that asshole

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smeenz 1 point 5 months ago

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grrgyle 1 point 5 months ago

Employer?

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1984 0 points 5 months ago

I mean, people do all kinds of things in games they never want to do in real life. Smashing up a parade with a shot gun would be fun. And if it's pride, it's even more fun because it's just so wrong. You know?

When I was playing gta, I had so much fun just hitting people on the street. Who didn't do that? And who didnt look at the girls in very inappropriate ways?

Games are games. It doesn't mean your collegue is an asshole. When I was playing duke nukem in the 90s, I was playing co-op and I laughed my ass off when I killed my buddies with remote triggered explosives. I mean I was laughing so I got tears coming out of my eyes. :)

It's just games. And when we start acting politically correct in games, it's all over. We have become machines.

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Dojan 28 points 5 months ago

I get what you're getting at, and to an extent I agree.

Simultaneously, to me it feels like there's something off about being hyped up to specifically shoot up a pride parade in a game that has yet to be released. That feels very pointed.

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1984 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah I guess that's true.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 5 months ago

remember how people were torching klansmen in rdr? this is an explicit response to that and it's an advertising bullshit. that's what it's going to be

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 5 months ago

Games are games. It doesn’t mean your collegue is an asshole

okay, so behavior in games can be assholey, like if you go around explicitly trying to ruin someone else's fun. (i have this asshole [former] associate who was one of those foul everyone in basketball, play rogue in dungeons and dragons and steal from everyone in the party and start fights, and then cry "it's just a game" when people got mad at them) but if they're just running around in RDR torching klansmen, tally ho comrade i'm in.

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sundray 11 points 5 months ago

Asked and answered.

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FinjaminPoach 10 points 5 months ago

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ivanafterall 3 points 5 months ago

You can do both of those things in GTA.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 5 months ago

it'll be a crazy taxi simulator to the white house

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FishFace 10 points 5 months ago

It's news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens... I haven't played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that's gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse...

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MajorasTerribleFate 2 points 5 months ago

Going on a video game killing spree can be cathartic, gross as that is. I cannot say I would be anything other than revolted by being presented with the video game scenario of getting into the shoes of an Epstein.

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Allero 1 point 5 months ago

Hey, let the poor pedos get their share of joy!

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Zwiebel 1 point 5 months ago

Your comment implies that gta is for murderers, since they currently get their share of joy?

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Zwiebel 1 point 5 months ago

It is interesting how sexual crimes are seen as so much more severe. Rape is seen as worse than murder. Also like, in gta you can murder, but fucking a prostitute is censored. Theres blood and death, but genitals would be too far?

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nightwatch_admin 5 points 5 months ago

That is the point of le mémé imho.

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takeda 3 points 5 months ago

The main characters of every GTA game are terrible people though.

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ILikeBoobies 3 points 5 months ago

It could make some dialogue funny.

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helpImTrappedOnline 1 point 5 months ago

So you can get them killed in all kinds of creative ways, like they should have been IRL.

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zeroConnection 43 points 5 months ago

⚠️ FUCK AI SLOP

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grrgyle 1 point 5 months ago

Yup

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Lucidlethargy 33 points 5 months ago

That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

Not joking.

That's all very, very likely true.

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BigBananaDealer 5 points 5 months ago

the funny thing with that is all the mod did was change location to somewhere in the middle east, as thats how the game came out there

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SCmSTR 3 points 5 months ago

There are people that can't handle pride flags in videogames? Wild. Put more.

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vaultdweller013 2 points 5 months ago

Gormless pussies. I wonder if they would have an aneurysm if you threw them at Palm Springs?

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kurikai 30 points 5 months ago

its missing trump

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_stranger_ 7 points 5 months ago

If we're all lucky, he's in the briefcase.

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jaybone 5 points 5 months ago

You’d need a luggage set.

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Akasazh 3 points 5 months ago

That would be something. Rockstar of old would probably put in a scathing parody of the grifter in chief.

Somehow I don't think they have that kind of balls, though.

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boonhet 3 points 5 months ago

Well, Dan Houser left and I'm pretty sure many of the other senior writers have as well. I'd be impressed if that had any balls left.

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Akasazh 1 point 5 months ago

Exactly

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falcunculus 1 point 5 months ago

Donald Love from III and Vice City is supposedly inspired by Trump.

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Akasazh 0 points 5 months ago

So they could easily follow up and put him in the next one

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rethnor 29 points 5 months ago

Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

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Mongostein 23 points 5 months ago

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

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Electric_Druid 20 points 5 months ago

It's Palm Beach Pete!

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ArchsageRamases 6 points 5 months ago

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OpenPassageways 15 points 5 months ago

GTA: Mar a Lago

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Gammelfisch 7 points 5 months ago

One mission should include sneaking into the bathrooms to steal or copy the secret documents.

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MonkderVierte 12 points 5 months ago

Who?

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mbp 49 points 5 months ago

Anthony Bourdain and that girl from The Office

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ArmchairAce1944 9 points 5 months ago

Almost though he was Epstein.

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mbp 4 points 5 months ago

Couldn't possibly

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ArmchairAce1944 1 point 5 months ago

Maybe it is because there is some mild resemblance and because Epstein's face has been shoved in mine far, far more than Anthony's had something to do with it.

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grrgyle 4 points 5 months ago

Seriously not Epstein and Ghislaine?

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MonkderVierte 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks.

And why?

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CovfefeKills 10 points 5 months ago

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Fedizen 2 points 5 months ago

I can't wait for it to get an ad supported free version

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yilian 7 points 5 months ago

I’m lk mad I laughed

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BigDiction 3 points 5 months ago

You can make a joke about anything if it’s funny enough.

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doingthestuff 6 points 5 months ago

As long as I can shoot him. Repeatedly.

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Aussiemandeus 5 points 5 months ago

Better mod would be freeguy

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Gammelfisch 4 points 5 months ago

Will the MOD include Russian SVR and Mossad agents gathering and stealing the data about Krasnov?

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stupidcasey 4 points 5 months ago

GTA 6 release, LOL.

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