I always have a chuckle at those
I always have a chuckle at those
Bring….
…back…
…Burma Shave…..
….signs!
They always make me do a doubletake
KEEP
EYES ON
ROAD
stares at the asphalt
Well great, now I can't see where I'm g-- 💥
You hungry for asphalt?
It's zero calories!
This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.
That's why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch...wedding band...
Nothing in my hands...nothing up my sleeves...
Headphones, cap...
Phone...keys...wallet...empty....
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
What do you do if you're naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
I'd assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏
Fellow fish listener or do you just also happen to know that fact?
Fish listener? Like Aquaman?
some people strapped thier wallet to a pouch under thier shirt, so its likely wont get snatched if its close to your skin.
If only they would do that with my virginity....
Should have messy scotch tape, slightly tilted, maybe a corner peeled off
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This reminds me of the large road signs I've seen that warn against distracted driving
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