They’re already in Washington. They’ve been spotted along both coasts for quite some time.. planning? Scheming? I don’t know the answers; all I have are questions. Questions and facts!

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 2 points 8 hours ago

Pretty sure they've already infiltrated my roommate's bathroom.

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Oisteink 1 point 6 hours ago

They’re even in my brand new bird bath. I built it myself so they was probably hiding in the pump I bought.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 6 points 8 hours ago

That's what the Algae Mother wants us to think. Those of us who know the truth wait in both reverie and terror for the day her bloom smothers us all.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 7 hours ago

Whatever Algae Mother wants
Algae Mother gets
And little man, little Algae Mother wants you

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Limonene 3 points 4 hours ago

The president of Algae:

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OwOarchist 35 points 8 hours ago

We're losing

What do you mean 'we'?

I'm on team algae here.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 2 points 7 hours ago

unless you're a leading figure or part of a belligerent group involved in the conflict, I doubt Wikipedia will include you

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 6 hours ago

i can supply nitrogen. and long chains of carbohydrates. and sulfates. and...

what else is in shit? i can supply shit.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 3 points 4 hours ago

pst, milk is amongst the worst chemicals to put in freshwater. it'll remove all the oxygen and result on a very stinky swamp.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 hours ago

i'm lactating as hard as a can doctor, just like, it's not very effective

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OwOarchist 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm still on the winning side, though.

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AeonFelis 29 points 6 hours ago

The extremist terrorist organization known as Al-Gae.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 11 points 6 hours ago

THe CHeMICALs are tuRniNg tHE alGAE GaY

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AeonFelis 5 points 5 hours ago

DHMO strikes again

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OldChicoAle 2 points 2 hours ago

Also the leading cause off 99% of drownings!

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ButteredBread 2 points an hour ago

soo... are the algae all-gay now?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 41 minutes ago

they better be

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ButteredBread 1 point an hour ago

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Karjalan 1 point 3 hours ago

This is the Al-Gae agenda

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Th3D3k0y 19 points 7 hours ago

Aww, I was really hoping this was real.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 8 points 7 hours ago

it isn't ? 😭

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Th3D3k0y 6 points 6 hours ago

I couldn't find it on wiki, but I only tried for like 2 minutes

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Soulphite 15 points 12 hours ago

nO nEw wArS!

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Bonje 14 points 11 hours ago

The algae might even have nuclear capabilities

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 6 points 7 hours ago

are they Eukaryotic? so they have nuclei. close enough

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Imgonnatrythis 1 point 3 hours ago

If its even a possibility we need to strike now and throw several more tens of millions of dollars at this. Start a task force.

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explodicle 1 point 3 hours ago

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Danarchy 11 points 7 hours ago

Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit

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saltesc 9 points 11 hours ago

He fucks everything he touches.

Does the J. stand for "Dick Fingers"?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 6 hours ago

"there's no Jayin' dickfingers" doesn't really work as a punchline. let's woodshed this.

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TheEighthDoctor 8 points 5 hours ago

Mr president a second algae has struck the pond

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ickplant 2 points 2 hours ago

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skittle07crusher 6 points 5 hours ago

Missing a picture of the National Guard, nationally guarding the not sure what exactly at the reflecting pool

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Etterra 5 points 5 hours ago

Why didn't they use chlorine?

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TryingToBeGood 6 points 3 hours ago

The reflecting pool is supplied with water from the Tidal Basin. It’s not really possible to chlorinate it.

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Shayeta 2 points 4 hours ago

My guess is that then someone could do a real funny by dumpimg some bleach in afterwards.

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MajorasTerribleFate 1 point an hour ago

You didn't, perhaps, mean ammonia?

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Exusia 4 points 11 hours ago

Not really a pool person but would it be better to apply white or red (and look like a stripe on the flag) or would it be better to make it a lighter Cyan and, while combating the algae, the added light green makes the end result a blueish shade?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 6 hours ago

paint it brown so at night it looks like chocolate milk

edit: also i can shit in it and no one's the wiser

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mkwt 4 points 12 hours ago

What's funny to me is that the algae problems started when they switched off of DC tap water and installed the pump system that draws in Potomac River water. Back in 2011-2012. Before Trump was ever a politician.

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Hapankaali 10 points 11 hours ago

Trump has been a politician since the 1980s. He ran in the 2000 US presidential election.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 6 hours ago

i mean if he's been a politician since the 80s i've been one since the Aughts. All i've done is build a few homeless shelters and parks and make sure the food banks were well supplied. Highest office i held was being on the executive board of the corporation that ran all that shit. That's good politics if you ask me.

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Serinus 7 points 11 hours ago

And before Trump gave his pool guy 14 million dollars to fix it.

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ToiletFlushShowerScream 4 points 11 hours ago

I never knew they used municipal water in the past, I always thought it was always the Victorian style of tapping natural sources.

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nanometer1625 3 points 16 minutes ago

Algae's victory is inexorable. After humans are gone, there will still be algae in the reflecting pool.

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Nalivai 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, we're talking about this random inconsequential bullshit, so I guess they're actually winning.

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traxex 1 point an hour ago

For as fucking miserable as it is on a nearly daily basis, I’m okay with actually having a laugh about something so beyond stupid.

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