The Nutty Putty Gambit

3 months ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/anarchychess

Asetru 47 points 3 months ago

Is that... Saddam Hussein?

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wetsoggybread 53 points 3 months ago

Close, its related to the nutty putty cave rescue in which John Jones fell head first into a hole while cave crawling, got stuck, and couldn't be rescued and died stuck upside down

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cannedtuna 48 points 3 months ago

Guy gets trapped and dies in a horrifying way.

ifunny.c🙂

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Texas_Hangover 4 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the internet.

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RichardDegenne 2 points 3 months ago

Have a look around

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victorz 22 points 3 months ago

Goddammit this comes back to haunt me like once a year, I swear.

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samus12345 6 points 3 months ago

First time I heard about it a few years ago I couldn't stop thinking about it for like a week. It was his fault, he used very bad judgement, but nobody deserves to die in such a horrible way.

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victorz 5 points 3 months ago

I think about his two kids and wife as well, since I have a family of my own. Poor wife also endures online harassment apparently, since she remarried. So cruel.

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chunes 3 points 3 months ago

If it's any consolation, they managed to get an IV in his leg and got him some anxiety and pain meds to make it a little easier.

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drcobaltjedi 19 points 3 months ago

Cavers weird me out man. Its one thing to explore a cave you can walk around in, but like why go through passage that's barely big enough to fit through on your stomach?

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Admetus 10 points 3 months ago

He went the wrong way thinking it was a mapped area that involved a narrow passageway to a larger space. So you can go with confidence knowing there's an out.

Trouble is, he falsely identified and went down the wrong passageway, and moreover slid too far in.

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mysticpickle 8 points 3 months ago

No only that but he was way too big to be navigating those passages in the first place. Just a lot of bone headed decisions made by that guy.

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toynbee 6 points 3 months ago

"Close"?

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schmorpel 12 points 3 months ago

In the same category of 'Guy is underground and is going to die soon'

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wetsoggybread 9 points 3 months ago

It's a body underground innit?

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Saapas 3 points 3 months ago

So is my gramps but not really close to that

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samus12345 2 points 3 months ago

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wonderingwanderer 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

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BeigeAgenda 9 points 3 months ago

I think it's that guy that climbed into a cave in a space that he could not be extracted from.

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rockSlayer 3 points 3 months ago

This was a trial hiding spot

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DickFiasco 3 points 3 months ago

The trial did not go well.

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wetsoggybread 3 points 3 months ago

Trial period went so well he decided to stay forever

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DickFiasco 40 points 3 months ago

This is my bishop-hole

It was dug for me

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Akasazh 9 points 3 months ago

Drr drrr drrr

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defaultusername 19 points 3 months ago

So Saddam died from playing chess.

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Delphon 15 points 3 months ago

This post is traumatizing

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MeatPilot 10 points 3 months ago

That's the flogged bishop's pee hole.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 4 points 3 months ago

All you had to do was not say that you know

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schmorpel 8 points 3 months ago

Are we asking the wrong questions here? Should we ask instead why the bishop is shaped like a butt plug?

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crazycraw 7 points 3 months ago

religion

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schmorpel 4 points 3 months ago

... For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.

Anal.

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crazycraw 3 points 3 months ago

thigh kingdom cum

thighs and the buns

anal

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IAMgROOT 5 points 3 months ago

its the hat that Catholic Bishops wear

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DarrinBrunner 8 points 3 months ago

Compensating much?

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flandish 4 points 3 months ago

a mitre, iirc. miter. mitre? maytyre? who knows.

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kubica 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it was screaming, and for a moment it made sense.

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itrealgood 2 points 3 months ago

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