Final Request - The Jenkins

3 months ago by new_otters_raft to c/comicstrips

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/...

TaterTot 87 points 3 months ago

Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.

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PoastRotato 54 points 3 months ago

look-at-sunset::: spoiler of-human-race:::

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Jankatarch 29 points 3 months ago

May wanna edit to.

::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` 
`of-human-race`  
:::

`look-at-sunset`

of-human-race

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diaphragmwp 3 points 3 months ago

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terranoid 71 points 3 months ago

One last look at the glowing mass that could've been so many beautiful paperclips

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VoteNixon2016 30 points 3 months ago

Turns out Clippy's last name was "von Neumann" this whole time

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rustydrd 54 points 3 months ago

fn look_at_sunset() {
    loop {
        make_paper_clip();
    }
}

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DrPop 39 points 3 months ago

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.

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Sxan 13 points 3 months ago

I'm ... a ... cray ... zee

all ... for

the

likes

you

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X 3 points 3 months ago

It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford the carriage

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hakase 2 points 3 months ago

For me it was "School days.... School days.... Good old..... Golden... Rule......."

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Sanctus 35 points 3 months ago

Its finally over...

The paperclip presses....

The EMP street wear.....

Its finally all over...

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pruwybn 24 points 3 months ago

Like paperclips in the rain...

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rmuk 3 points 3 months ago

Time to file.

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darctones 20 points 3 months ago

Universal Paperclips!

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LemmyFeed 17 points 3 months ago

Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won't spare any of mine.

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Doomsider 14 points 3 months ago

The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.

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moonleay 15 points 3 months ago

Only tangetally related, but I'm still gonna drop it here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/...

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affenlehrer 9 points 3 months ago

Man, I played through this once. What an experience...

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FuyuhikoDate 1 point 3 months ago

I think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal

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NeatNit 1 point 3 months ago

You just stole a whole day from me

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FelineFanatic 11 points 3 months ago

AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :'(

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WhyIHateTheInternet 7 points 3 months ago

Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can't feel anything at all.

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yermaw 1 point 3 months ago

The Janet defence

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NotASharkInAManSuit 7 points 3 months ago

Request denied.

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AceFuzzLord 7 points 3 months ago

I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain't a comic about me.

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Kowowow 6 points 3 months ago

How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai

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WhyIHateTheInternet 8 points 3 months ago

At least 3

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TootSweet 2 points 3 months ago

Pfft. Amateur.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 3 points 3 months ago

Could be more. Maybe less?

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TootSweet 2 points 3 months ago

I'm just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.

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