Amazing blunder by Chester Zoo

a month ago by Tomtits to c/casualuk

DarkCloud 47 points a month ago
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echodot 26 points a month ago

Still cheaper than attending the reform party conference.

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SoloPhoenyx 10 points a month ago
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M137 1 point a month ago
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lemmysmash 21 points a month ago

At first I thought they've opened the Epstein island for the public tours...

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Axolotl_cpp 17 points a month ago
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SpaceCowboy 10 points a month ago

Yeah that comma seems out of place.

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captcha_incorrect 5 points a month ago

And there is not space between the buttons and the input.

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Noel_Skum 6 points a month ago

How?

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jobbies 14 points a month ago

Don't paedophiles also deserve to go on zoo tours?

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Noel_Skum 16 points a month ago

Could we use them as a food source?

There’s a famous 4chan text about being a kid and seeing Arnold’s Predator film and getting an Xbox for Christmas that year and sets up their Xbox ID as “Child_Predator” or something similar.

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blimthepixie 23 points a month ago

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Noel_Skum 1 point a month ago

That’s the one. Thank you.

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jobbies 5 points a month ago
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Noel_Skum 4 points a month ago
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HeartyOfGlass 8 points a month ago

This is automation. They have their website software set up to automatically take the title of whatever tour/service, and have the page split ticket sales by age group. The other week you might've seen "Child Herbivore Tours", or "Adult Penguin Feeding".

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Noel_Skum 3 points a month ago

Yeah. I don’t doubt that - I just can’t believe they don’t run it past an actual human before posting.

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WorldsDumbestMan 6 points a month ago

Sure why not? So long as they are locked up safe.

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No1 4 points a month ago

Is that Chester the molester?

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d00ery 3 points a month ago

Pedo, nonce, those are words used in the UK, child predator is more American imho. (Although it's well understood here)

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psycotica0 8 points a month ago

What? Is that what nonce means? From context I thought it was just like "dumbass" or something!

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radiouser 7 points a month ago

Lol no, don't use it like that! In the UK, calling someone a "nonce" is calling them a child molester.

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GiveOver 6 points a month ago

Yes but to be fair we also call each other child molesters somewhat casually

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Digestive_Biscuit 6 points a month ago

No we don't. Don't be a complete nonce.

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radiouser 2 points a month ago

Yeah, you're right - I almost added a bit about how friends will say* that to each other. It certainly wouldn't be something you'd want to mutter to someone you thought was being daft if you didn't know them.

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blimthepixie 3 points a month ago

Not On Normal Communal Experience

It's prison slang

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FishFace 10 points a month ago

That's absolutely a backronym

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GiveOver 7 points a month ago

I don't think there's a K in bacronym because it's short for barely a causal relationship of numerous yucky morphemes

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blimthepixie 0 points a month ago

Mebbies?

I used to think 'twocced' was slag for stolen but it's from Taken Without Owners Consent which is definitely a police term

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psycotica0 1 point a month ago

Around here the word "goof" has started to mean that in prison slang, and so it's been kinda weird seeing two rough guys yelling at each other with full seriousness "you're a fuckin goof! ", "I'm not the goof, you're the fuckin goof!"

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FluidBeef 1 point a month ago

They should just kiss and make up.

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Noel_Skum 2 points a month ago

Nonce apparently comes from nonsense…

“What are you in (prison) for?”

“Ach, man. A bit of nonsense.”

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NigelFrobisher 3 points a month ago

Yeah, but it’d be weird if someone actually said it.

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thespcicifcocean 2 points a month ago

Aw man, it's Chris Hasnsen! blam

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Snapz 1 point a month ago

One way or round trip?

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SeventySeven 0 points a month ago

Didn't realize Mar-o-Lago took foreign currency.

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