The final frontier?

21 days ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

Bonje 161 points 21 days ago

The umbilical cord is the connection to the beach. Kojima did it.

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JackbyDev 18 points 20 days ago

Bridge baby from Death Stranding inside the umbilical cord.

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Pomal 57 points 21 days ago

…Sauce? 🤤

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TheTechnician27 91 points 21 days ago

Found the article. (or at least it seems to be, given it studies "60 samples of belly buttons" and finds "2368 phylotypes of bacteria". I don't see anything in this study about "1458 bacteria completely new to science" or anything about the Japanese soil thing.

It's entirely possible I'm looking at the wrong study, but generally, it's a safe assumption that the source for memes like this is a half-remembered telephone game at best.

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Pomal 67 points 21 days ago

The belly button is one of the habitats closest to us, and yet it remains relatively unexplored.

Gripped from the first sentence

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maltasoron 21 points 20 days ago path: 0 26048364 26049447 26053050, hotness: undefined, score: 21, children: 0
Pomal 10 points 21 days ago

Oh, I meant the euphemism for turning belly button oil into sauce 😂😂😂😂

I appreciate your commitment to the internet ❤️

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Einskjaldi -31 points 21 days ago

Bacteria aren't classified as species for a reason, discovering new kind isn't terribly remarkable.

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TheTechnician27 49 points 21 days ago

I don't know where you're getting the idea that "bacteria aren't claasified as species".

They definitely, definitely are. That "coli" in "E. coli" is its specific name.

Streptococcus mutans, for example, the oral bacteria that metabolizes sugar into lactic acid causing dental carries, is kingdom Bacillati, phylum Bacillota, class Bacilli, order Lactobacillales, family Streptococcaceae, and then obviously genus Streptococcus and species S. mutans.

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Pistachio -12 points 21 days ago

Nerd!

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scrodumb 40 points 21 days ago

I'm partial to chipotle honey garlic

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Pomal 9 points 21 days ago

I’ve been really vibing heavy on grilled tomatillo/avo/poblano blended w sofrito and oil

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snoons 3 points 21 days ago

Personally I like good ol' melted chocolate to go with my belly buttons.

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Pomal 2 points 20 days ago

One of divine class, I see you hedonismbot

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nilaus 4 points 21 days ago

Peanutbutter and garlic mix!

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Pomal 3 points 21 days ago

This has my interests peaked 👀👀

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UnfortunateShort 55 points 21 days ago

What if we 👉👈

What if we explored our belly buttons? 👉👈

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ivanafterall 18 points 21 days ago

You might not like what you find.

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OwOarchist 6 points 20 days ago

But maybe I will like what I find?

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ivanafterall 7 points 20 days ago

Only one way to find out.

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Denjin 39 points 20 days ago

Careful messing around with your belly button, if you undo the knot inside your bottom will fall off.

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untorquer 29 points 20 days ago

I chose the wrong career

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Dagobah 14 points 20 days ago

Should have joined the Navel Inspector General

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Salamanderwizard 2 points 20 days ago

Won't get me to say that abbreviation out loud.

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Colloidal 4 points 20 days ago

Only members of the Navel Inspector General Guild of Assistants and Secretaries get to say it.

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Salamanderwizard 3 points 20 days ago

I hate that I laughed. Goddamnit.

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sik0fewl 22 points 21 days ago

As a lawful good, can someone please organize this?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 41 points 21 days ago

it is, by flavor.

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LodeMike 18 points 20 days ago

Finding bacteria new to science is like finding a shape of rock new to science.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 10 points 21 days ago

I got holes if they got interest

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FreshParsnip 9 points 20 days ago

Sounds like a job for the naval criminal investigative service

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hakunawazo 5 points 20 days ago

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somebody2152 8 points 20 days ago

Man, I never get to use 'omphaloskepsizing' in a sentence, and then this post comes along to brighten my day.

now what about the source?

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Mouselemming 7 points 21 days ago

Someone's been bumping bellybuttons

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Colloidal 6 points 20 days ago

Subscribe to hot navels, I mean, navel science facts.

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DonDiego -13 points 21 days ago
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M137 7 points 21 days ago

How is this shitty troll not banned yet?

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GreenCrunch 6 points 21 days ago

they are, but then they make new accounts on different instances, rinse and repeat...

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Almacca 5 points 21 days ago

I block it every time it pops up, which is 5 or 6 times at this point. They all get banned eventually. I recommend using the report button as well.

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DonDiego -14 points 21 days ago
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DonDiego -14 points 21 days ago
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