Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare

11 days ago by slaacaa to c/nottheonion

A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
Rudee 105 points 11 days ago

Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well...

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dan1101 12 points 11 days ago

Still.haven't finished with the fallout from that disaster.

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Peppycito 0 points 11 days ago

Kayfabe

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Gates9 89 points 11 days ago

Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.

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schipelblorp 14 points 10 days ago

According to the West, there are no legitimate targets on our side. Any and all attacks on Western military targets are considered terrorism.

It is is beyond ridiculous. People allegedly attacking a US Airbase in the UK (maybe just stealing diesel) are called terrorists for attacking a military target. It is absolutely bonkers.

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Gates9 10 points 10 days ago

Yeah I don’t think that bullshit is flying as well as it used to though. It’s too obvious who is instigating, and more people have been paying closer attention and learning about the history of the Middle East and the foreign policy of western governments. I’m encountering it more and more from people whom I would not expect it, and I get around.

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mirshafie 1 point 7 days ago

Overheard a conversation between an old, rural Swedish farmer and his son that used to be a NATO soldier. They were discussing the Iran war. Old man says Iran has the right to defend itself just as any attacked nation does, and besides, they're defending against an empire that is one tweet away from attacking us. NATO boy tried to say something about nuclear weapons, but old man wouldn't have any of it and shut it down immediately.

I was quite astonished to bear witness to this, honestly.

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Auli 3 points 10 days ago

I don't know how nobody has told them to get the F out yet.

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OriginalTangle 2 points 10 days ago

When orgs fighting fascism are regarded as terrorism then the word has clearly lost its original meaning.

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some_designer_dude 7 points 11 days ago

I would move to Iran myself if they blew this fucker out of the sky on one of his douchebag jaunts across the ocean.

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Luccus 2 points 10 days ago

Dear god, that'd be so funny.

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Chozo 76 points 11 days ago

You know what? Good. I'm glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

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smeenz 28 points 11 days ago

Well, is not like he's got anything else to do. Being the ceo of 5 (?) companies obviously doesn't take much of his time.

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bus_factor 25 points 11 days ago

From what I've heard, they probably do better the less time he focuses on them.

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graycube 76 points 11 days ago

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

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whyNotSquirrel 29 points 11 days ago

and it's only self driving if you put a crew inside

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Obituarykidney 13 points 11 days ago

And they sink if you actually test the submersible feature.

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wittymcusername 12 points 11 days ago

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foggy 6 points 11 days ago

Full self driving 2033

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BeMoreCareful 14 points 11 days ago

I'm convinced that his truck thing was supposed to be the next Humvee. That man loves the government teat.

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UsernamesAreForSuckers 44 points 11 days ago
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Korkki 24 points 11 days ago

Ketamine and HRT drug fueled soldiers taking orders from hallucinating AI, to kill kids, for Israel.

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pnwpixel 3 points 11 days ago

This reads like a song from a Dead Kennedys song. Well done!

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EatMyPixelDust 2 points 11 days ago

A song from a song?

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pnwpixel 3 points 10 days ago

Damn, I knew shouldn't have tried to write that while sick lol

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Mihies 18 points 11 days ago

Also combat hyperloop incoming!

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UsernamesAreForSuckers 19 points 11 days ago
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Tollana1234567 4 points 10 days ago

hes going to finally make his own epstein island that even epstein denied him invitation.

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Zephorah 1 point 11 days ago

It already does. This all news available to governments around the world. Governments who have better intel than we do.

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TheObviousSolution 39 points 11 days ago

They need to purge the military before they overturn the midterms just to address the possibility of US forces suddenly deciding not to follow illegal orders enough to detain Trump when given them. The US isn't a shitshow anymore, it's in a free fall that will drag a lot of the world with it.

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Whostosay 13 points 11 days ago

Oh no please don't put the most trained and capable logistics/communication/warfare experts out of a job all at once.

Shits gonna backfire.

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badgermurphy 12 points 11 days ago
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Zephorah 4 points 11 days ago

This. The Oregon National Guard commander response back when people were putting vids of the Floyd riots in front of Trump and telling him that was now. The reality of Portland the last year was rather lol. If anything, a master class in how to protest peacefully

I can’t imaging the man in charge of the Oregon National Guard won accolades from MAGA. In fact, I’d be surprised if he was still there.

My point is, this has already been stress tested, so I believe you’re spot on. Prep to make what’s left loyal to the regime, not We The People and The Constitution.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world watches, sees what our military is like now and knows we are vulnerable. Not that Musk and company running this shitshow care about that piece, they have private security and bunkers.

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AuroraZzz 29 points 11 days ago

I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn't get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing

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SaveTheTuaHawk 22 points 11 days ago

but he said no weirdos....

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PattyMcB 18 points 11 days ago

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melsaskca 16 points 11 days ago

Sure! Why not! Let's hire the nazi! American people...only you can save yourselves now.

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Bluefalcon 16 points 11 days ago

I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.

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Almacca 16 points 11 days ago

I got as far as the first paragraph before noping out of that article - right about here...

Musk will be joined by Palmer Luckey...

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bradorsomething 13 points 10 days ago

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

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brax 13 points 10 days ago

Is he about to DOGE the military?

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tigeruppercut 7 points 10 days ago

He walks into the Pentagon on day 1 carrying a sink and then spends the first month figuring out how to get the tanks to make fart noises when they fire missiles

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Cocodapuf 13 points 11 days ago

Let me guess, the warfare of the future demands lots of Tesla power walls and a heavy reliance on starlink...

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atzanteol 6 points 11 days ago

And the exact number of unsold cybertrucks!

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opus86 12 points 10 days ago

Oh cool. Let's watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.

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Prior_Industry 10 points 10 days ago

They just found another way to transfer public money to Musk

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isles 6 points 10 days ago

He only failed if the publicly stated purpose was the goal 🤷‍♂️

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Wildmimic 12 points 11 days ago

Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren't able to say it, but I told y'all this would happen.

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Arola 8 points 11 days ago

It's more simple than that - like doge, this will be an extraction of public money, and maybe the transfer of more data from government / publicly funded storage to Musk's CSAM generating facility.

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Wildmimic 1 point 10 days ago

Its about money too, but it's even more about transforming the military into something that does not pose a threat to the executive branch, which is worth a lot more cash.

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schipelblorp 1 point 10 days ago

Honestly, the greatest weakness of the military right now is ground troops. If you want people to be willing to die, you have to give them a cause to fight for, and discounted college tuition is not going to do it.

That's why the US' military is built around high tech and low casualties, because, after Vietnam, they realized Americans aren't willing to bleed for Empire, and that's why Ansarullah are cleaning up against Saudi Arabia, because nobody wants to die for a corrupt monarchy.

The solution to this problem is AI murderdogs.

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rustydrd 11 points 11 days ago

First meeting of the new taskforce

Musk: So.... Ketamine, amirite?

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DarkFuture 11 points 11 days ago

This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.

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MJKee9 11 points 10 days ago

You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I'm honestly shocked we still haven't nuked the planet into ash by now.

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REDACTED 8 points 11 days ago

They also appointed Microsoft CEO to build jet engines and appointed Boeing CEO to build server infrastructure.

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crunchy 5 points 11 days ago

Might be better value from Boeing tbh

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Widdershins 8 points 11 days ago

Servers can crash more than once that's uncharted territory for boeing

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PattyMcB 2 points 11 days ago

Yes, but do the sides fall off? Gotta ask the right questions.

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protovala 2 points 11 days ago

Boeing Server 2026 featuring MCAS!

What could go wrong?

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weps 1 point 10 days ago

The front fell off

because someone from design thought that's what people want

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weps 8 points 10 days ago

give him his chainsaw and send him to the middle east

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Eternal192 8 points 11 days ago

Kinda reminds me of Space King and his psycho warriors, just going around and murdering everyone and hating women.

It's a YT parody of Warhammer 40K for all of you non nerds.

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humanspiral 8 points 10 days ago

SpaceXai's biggest client! Future of warfare needs golden dome $1T+ contract to spaceX, obviously. Another $2T for Grok built skynet is recommended.

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jaybone 7 points 11 days ago

Back in the circle jerk again.

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likebudda 6 points 11 days ago

People in this thread are really underestimating the value of the ketamine perspective. How exactly would YOU going to protect us from the lurkers in the shadows?

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antianarchist 6 points 11 days ago

Elon found an idiot buying his shitty Cybertruck.

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PattyMcB 2 points 11 days ago

It may be shitty, but it's so MANLY! /s, obvi

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med 6 points 11 days ago

Oh look, I guess Neuralink isn't out of primate test subjects after all!

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ChristerMLB 6 points 11 days ago

The Trump administration has been pretty shit at militarism so far, I consider that a good thing when it comes to fascists. Hopefully this continues the trend.

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DarkFuture 7 points 11 days ago

Yeah, but being shitty at it did result in 123 children being turned into red paste. And some fisherman being gibbed. And some service members becoming suicidal.

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Smaile 5 points 11 days ago

Lol, Americas fucked, what does elon of all people know about warfare or military anything.

AI almost caused the American army to attack a Chinese ship that they though was shipping nuclear development machines, it wasn't but if they hadn't found out the AI thry used for the intelegence analysis made an few hours later, they might have engaged with china under false pretences.

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IronBird 4 points 11 days ago

insofar as the military exists to siphon public funds into oligarch hands (which is basically all the DoD exists to do, when it not being used being used to kill brown people), musk is kind of an expert

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krigo666 4 points 10 days ago

Misery loves company.

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hendrik 4 points 11 days ago

Yes. About time to gut the US armed forces as well. And surely have yet another shit show with Trump. /s

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Wildmimic 4 points 11 days ago

The only thing getting gutted here is anything that has to do with ethics. LLMs do not second guess illegal commands or refuse to fulfill them, LLMs do not have qualms killing civvies, LLMs in general do not have issues with atrocities (or might even strategically deploy them), LLMs are never whistleblowers. The next Abu Ghraib will have noone leaking photos.

The 20% of generals they want to cut are those in positions that could prevent this future from happening.

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Tollana1234567 2 points 10 days ago

putin is sure happy this is happening hes been trying forever to get us forces out of places where russia would be.

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jh29a 4 points 11 days ago

Peter Thiel appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of class warfare

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mrbeano 4 points 10 days ago

Grok now screening all mid-term ballots for evidence of Hamas

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doctor0710 3 points 11 days ago

This is the part where Ted Faro pivots from "saving the world" to war machines?

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SethTaylor 3 points 10 days ago

So what's he gonna do like... schedule the next war?

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SaveTheTuaHawk 4 points 10 days ago

They will mount him into the head of a rocket, fire him into Iran, and he will them potently bankrupt the country with stupid ideas like vacuum train tunnels.

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kestrel7_7 3 points 10 days ago
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njm1314 6 points 10 days ago

I believe he is a citizen. Though legally he shouldn't be.

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kestrel7_7 3 points 10 days ago

You’re correct

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3daybanwithdrawl 2 points 10 days ago

"Alien hires another alien"

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FluidBeef 2 points 11 days ago

2055 - the US expeditionary force has been bogged down in the desert for 120 days with no resupply or recharge in sight. Tank commanders report they can do nothing to stop the enemy’s harrying hit-and-fade attacks in their Hilux technicals as the targeting systems pro subscription has expired and cannot be renewed due to connectivity issues.

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prole 2 points 11 days ago

Terrifying prospect

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