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Just misunderstood

6 days ago by Diddlydee to c/comicstrips

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sundray 18 points 5 days ago

We need a volunteer to pee on this man.

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TheColonel 25 points 5 days ago

I know this is a joke but also a good time to mention that peeing on a jellyfish sting just adds piss to the party.

It doesn’t do anything for the sting.

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wonderingwanderer 16 points 5 days ago

It's a nice consolation prize though

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TheColonel 3 points 5 days ago

You’ve heard of the “booby” prize, wait til you get a load of this!

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MajorMajormajormajor 2 points 5 days ago

Instead of a gold star, it's a yellow star.

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skisnow 8 points 5 days ago

The best time to mention it is 10 seconds after you've peed on them

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TheColonel 4 points 5 days ago

“I don’t think this’ll actually help but let’s admit you had it coming.”

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skisnow 3 points 5 days ago

where it can backfire is when they reveal that they also knew it wouldn't help

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sundray 3 points 5 days ago

Ah, it seems you're right--but don't ruin this for him!

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itsgroundhogdayagain 4 points 5 days ago

For some people, it's spiders. For others, it's snakes. For me, it's jellyfish.

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justme 2 points 5 days ago

can confirm. the fact that you don't see so well under water while swimming and that you can't easily escape doesn't help the fact that i got tortured by them as kid

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JohnnyEnzyme 3 points 5 days ago

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atomicpoet 1 point 4 days ago

I don’t usually laugh at comic strips but this one genuinely made me laugh.

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yermaw 1 point 5 days ago

The stings are just like a parent punishing the child so it doesnt do the dangerous thing any more?

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decolo 1 point 5 days ago

This comic is about whale strandings.

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Honytawk 3 points 5 days ago

There is a slight difference though.

Humans can swim, while whales can't walk.

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decolo 0 points 5 days ago

True, it doesn't line up exactly, but I think often they are stranding themselves on purpose and us throwing them back harms them in the process. not always

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slazer2au 1 point 6 days ago

¿lɐɯᴉuɐ snoɹǝƃuɐp ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇǝʎ ǝq oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ ʇoN ¿ƃuᴉop ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ,ʇᴉɐM

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darvocet 9 points 6 days ago

No

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