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3 days ago by Godric to c/memes

Hideakikarate 102 points 3 days ago

I always felt so bad for him in that scene. Worked so hard on the chili only to spill it across the ground. Really hits hard when he tries to scoop it back into the pot. I know it's all just a show, but damn it hit hard.

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EfficientEffigy 32 points 3 days ago

The 'Scott's Tots' of cold intros.

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lonefighter 22 points 3 days ago

I always felt bad for his character. He seemed like a chill if slightly dumb dude who just wants to make a paycheck and go home, and he was just around as someone to get lightly picked on and put down. I wished they would have done more character development with Kevin, I felt like there was potential there.

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CrimeIsLegalNow 9 points 3 days ago

This is one of the reasons why everyone wants the embezzlement theory to be true

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Pieisawesome 8 points 3 days ago

Embezzlement theory?

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CrimeIsLegalNow 12 points 3 days ago path: 0 26248258 26252713 26253265 26253590 26254072, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
turdas 44 points 3 days ago

The plague isn't a virus, it's caused by a bacterium.

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Elting 18 points 3 days ago

Misinformation in the early stages of events like these is a real bitch.

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LovableSidekick -4 points 3 days ago

Right, but where do you see "the plague"?

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turdas 18 points 3 days ago

In the headlines that this meme is about

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Scirocco -15 points 3 days ago

This meme could just be general commentary on the typical sciencing and engineering in the RF of today

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XiJinpingStanAccount 25 points 3 days ago

Stop being willfully obtuse. It's obviously about the major recent news event.

"Oh well what if they just coincidentally made a post about a russian biolab worker making a mistake at the same time as this massive international story being in the news?"

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petersr 1 point 2 days ago

Usually in the media from the White House

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LemmyFeed 14 points 3 days ago

The trick is to undercook the onions virus.

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X 3 points 3 days ago

virus bacteria

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edgemaster72 1 point 3 days ago

Everybody's gonna get to know each other in the pot ICU

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Flower 14 points 3 days ago

You'd think researches with dangerous materials would wear a hazmat suit just in case something breaks. Either they're really careless or something much worse happened.

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X 2 points 3 days ago

“Nah, I got this, I’m a professional.” vibe

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Airfried 13 points 3 days ago

Good to know Russian authorities treat this seriously and are cooperative. Remember Covid-19 and how information was very fuzzy for weeks when in broke out in late 2019? Probably not because it wasn't really reported on. Remember how China denies it came from the Wuhan lab and often even the city or China at all? Remember how that got completely out of control before it even left the country because authorities simply denied anything was going on?

I'm sort of relieved to hear about this incident and how it's being handled so far. They already tested people in the victim's close proximity and are monitoring them closely but all they found so far were minor cases of guess what? Covid-19! Also kudos for researching that shit in Siberia instead of a major global port city like Wuhan.

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 5 points 2 days ago

im pretty sure wuhan is inland but im assuming it has an estuary running through it.

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13igtyme 12 points 3 days ago

The plague never went away. Globally there's 1-3 cases each year. Luckily it treated with common antibiotics.

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Earthwormjim91 27 points 3 days ago

Far more than that. We average just over 4 per year in Colorado alone. https://cdphe.colorado.gov/colorado-plague-data

72 total human cases from 2005-2021 in Colorado, 11 of those fatal. That's 4.23 cases per year. There have also been 431 animal cases in Colorado over the same period.

WHO reports ~600-750 cases of plague per year globally with 3% being pneumonic, 10% being septicemic, and the other 87% being bubonic.

It's why there are warnings to not pick up ground squirrels and prairie dogs in Colorado, especially dead ones.

Luckily, it's almost entirely bubonic plague, which is the most treatable form of plague.

The one the Russians accidentally released is pneumonic plague, which is the most severe form. Incubation period can be as short as just a few hours, and the early signs are the same as pretty much a minor cold but it rapidly intensifies and can lead to death within as little as a day from initial contraction. If not caught and treated within a few hours, it's nearly 100% fatal.

This one is a much, MUCH bigger deal. Pneumonic plague is terrifying.

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turdas 8 points 3 days ago

Pneumonic plague is the exact same bacteria, just infecting the lungs instead of lymph nodes. It's less common because the bacteria doesn't aerosolize very easily so it's not easy to get it into your lungs.

It's also really not that big of a deal, because it's still not particularly contagious. It's not that uncommon either; there's been several outbreaks just in the past 20-30 years. It is of course a very serious disease but it's fairly easy to contain.

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Photonic 4 points 3 days ago

The fact that she actually died from it is still a bit strange tbh. They must have known what she was working with and could have given her the proper antibiotic treatment right away. They probably have the antibiotics at her own facility exactly for contaminations like this, which she could have taken minutes after the exposure. But it still wasn’t enough… I don’t think we’re ever going to find out what happened.

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Earthwormjim91 3 points 3 days ago

We probably will never truly know and they are denying anything is even happening.

There’s conflicting reports about what happened, and if it was even plague. One Russian report is that she contracted something in Thailand and then got sick when she was back in Russia. Another is that she accidentally broke a test tube with y. pestis cultures.

If it’s the latter, I’d imagine she hid the accident for fear of punishment until it was too late, and now the Russian government is covering it up.

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CrimeIsLegalNow 1 point 3 days ago

There's always edge cases but yes it's very weird.

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13igtyme 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe what I remember seeing was 1-3 US only Deaths. Miss remembering.

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Colloidal 1 point 2 days ago

Those pageant titles are getting out of hand.

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turdas 5 points 3 days ago

There's a lot more than 1-3 cases each year -- there's hundreds. I don't know where you got 1-3 from because even pneumonic plague specifically is far more common than that.

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13igtyme 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe what I remember seeing was 1-3 US only Deaths. Miss remembering.

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LovableSidekick 11 points 3 days ago

Tandy has entered the chat.

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skujcici7755 5 points 2 days ago

Wuhan centre of plague studies

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hansolo 4 points 2 days ago

Wuhan Center for Oops, All Plague! Studies.

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skujcici7755 2 points 2 days ago

Who knows where the virus came from (narrator: they knew)

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hansolo 3 points 2 days ago

Plausible! Several people standing around a broken vial on the ground in the middle of the cafeteria: "Hey, where did that come from?"

High Truthiness.

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skujcici7755 3 points 2 days ago

Who knows. Maybe it came from the Mexico border.

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BilSabab 3 points 2 days ago

that happens a lot more often than you think. it's not even the first time it happened this year.

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bedwyr 2 points 3 days ago

Let's keep in mind the US found some smallpox vials in some philadelphia lab just sitting around during the last pandemic.

Maybe it was just one of the scientist's drug stash though idk. Would be a wicked safe way of storing them.

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Agent641 8 points 3 days ago

"Smallpox scabs, do not smoke"

That'll keep Dennis away from my sweet, sweet smallpox scabs!

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bedwyr -8 points 3 days ago

One of the original prventatives for smallpox, the type of variolation that reached Europe from Asia and Africa, was to crush old blisters into a powder, and sniff up a line of it.

Variolation is giving a small dose to allow the immune system time to get trained on it before it gets critical.

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Colloidal 1 point 2 days ago

Wild.

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bedwyr -4 points 2 days ago

Did you downvote me despite not knowing shit?

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Asetru -2 points 3 days ago

Haha, yeah, stupid Russians.

Meanwhile:

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surewhynotlem 19 points 3 days ago

No idea what this is

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Limonene 22 points 3 days ago

It's a supercritical mass of plutonium. It's separated barely enough to avert catastrophe. It was brought together to take a photo demonstrating the plutonium facility's productivity.

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prettybunnys 27 points 3 days ago

more specifically the pieces aren’t secured and some are leaning against something, unsecured.

So if one was brushed it wouldn’t be held in place and could roll and then touch one of the others making the big blue flash of everyone dies painfully

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Asetru 10 points 3 days ago

making the big blue flash of everyone dies painfully

Well, that does it.

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LovableSidekick 7 points 3 days ago

True, if by everybody you mean the people in the room.

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X 3 points 3 days ago

the big blue flash of everyone dies painfully

lol quit worrying I I have a flat screwdriver

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bedwyr -3 points 3 days ago

Really? I though plutonium had to have a specific ignition process, at least for full fission. The first method I believe was to have explosives on five sides of it and detonate them all at the exact moment that imploded it somehow, I hear tell they do it different for the longest time now.

What is critical mass with plutonium? I think Uranium is like around 3 kilos.

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Krudler 2 points 3 days ago

Um.

Supercritical? No it's just sitting there.

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