That's quite the antique meme you have there sir
thisisbutaname 14 points 3 days ago
stevles 9 points 3 days ago
ORGAZMO
Unhand her, Jizmaster Zero!
JIZMASTER ZERO/CLARK
You can’t defeat me, Orgazmo!
ORGAZMO
Yeah I can too!
Orgazmo points the cone on his right arm at Jizmaster
Zero. A Cheesy ray appears, accompanied by an equally
cheesy sound. Jizmaster moans with pleasure, as if having
an orgasm, and falls off of Saffi. Orgazmo uses this
chance to charge at the villain.
I found the entire script on archive.org just trying to find this scene lol
notabot 17 points 3 days ago
It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell's target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.
OwOarchist 14 points 3 days ago
It can only cast two spells:
Relieve muscle cramps
Female orgasm
But those are very good spells.
cloudshouter 12 points 3 days ago
It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.
StealthLizardDrop 10 points 3 days ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
dontbelievethis 7 points 3 days ago
Spills. You cast spills with that.
Bluedragon012 5 points 3 days ago
Where does one aquire wizard robes?
blackbrook 5 points 3 days ago
Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.
Buddahriffic 4 points 3 days ago
Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that's more hit or miss for cloth items.
Or, if you're the daring type, a wizard's tower.
TheBrideWoreCrimson 3 points 3 days ago
There has to be a "loose like sleeve of wizard" joke somewhere in there.
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