What, the usual GOP modus operandi of "Launder Russian money by buying a shitload of these books to force them onto best-seller lists and then give them away at our klan rallies" isn't happening now?

The Venn diagram of people who read and people who care about MTG is an "8"

1. Tell everyone reading books is bad.
2. Write a book.
3. Profit.

She can read?

She can write??

She wrote a book for people who refuse to read.

She can read and write?

Another reader joked that the book had nothing to do with Magic: The Gathering

heh

Good. Now stop giving it free advertising by writing about it in your publication!

Yet, we're writing articles about it, posting about it, commenting on it. Exactly what this freak wants.

ranking 9,735 among its best-selling books as of Monday, November 27

I watched a TikTok over the weekend by an author who was ranked 87th (83rd? Somewhere in the 80's) on Amazon bestsellers and she dished that the number of books including pre-orders that she sold her first week to attain that rank: 650 copies.

Now maybe this is the rank on the annual or overall bestselling list where you would expect a recent release to rank poorly (in which case, awful journalism to pick a meaningless stat to manipulate the message - I don't care if we do happen to align politically, don't do that shit), but if that is the weekly list, those 8 reviews she got might be the total number of sales.

It's a book that banned itself.

I'm impressed they were able to teach a monkey how to write at all

It's almost as if her target audience for it don't read.

I heard it was a self published coloring book highlighting the various forms of VD this trollop collected while working the glory holes around DC.

She looks like a summer sausage.

I'm sure it will do great once it hits the dollar stores...

In business I think we call that misunderstanding your core demographic.

Watch her pivot to blaming either being cancelled, or the Jews running the media, taking that line to her fans that have never bought a book in their lives.

How do you even write a book when you have no idea what the inside of one even looks like? For all we know the inside of her book is hollowed out to hold a gun.

Nobody wants to launder money for her or ?

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Less than a week after its release, Marjorie Taylor Greene's book isn't performing as well as that of Republican Senator Ted Cruz, according to data available on Amazon.

In the book, Greene said she speaks of January 6, 2021, gives "inside stories about the Swamp you won't hear anywhere else" and writes about "Jewish Space Lasers"—a reference to an antisemitic conspiracy theory she spread in 2021, when she said that the Rothschild banking family was behind an anti-Christmas plot.

On Amazon, the world's largest online bookstore, the MAGA Republican's memoir was ranking 9,735 among its best-selling books as of Monday, November 27.

Another reader joked that the book had nothing to do with Magic: The Gathering—an iconic game which shares the same initials as the Georgia congresswoman.

By comparison, a book by Republican Senator Ted Cruz of Texas titled: "Unwoke: How to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America" was ranked six in the same category.

Cruz's book, which was released on November 7, is also currently faring better than Greene's in terms of reviews and has a 4.3 out of 5 star rating.

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Makes sense seeing as MTG is flop-sweat given human form.

A book? She can write?

I'm gonna wait and keep checking in at book stores. When this book is the bargain bins clearance pile for a dollar, I'll buy it.

Only because I need to know if it's written better or worse than 50 shades, and I could use the paper when I pack extra plates.

she just looks like a chimp with a wig