It is truly magic

2 years ago by gmtom to c/lemmyshitpost

Milk_Sheikh 92 points 2 years ago

I used to live nearby! Loved that silly thing, just don’t treat it like one big roundabout - it’s six chained roundabouts that you can use individually; both green and red routes are valid and legal for the same destination:

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Mongostein 21 points 2 years ago

Could someone flip this for those of us who drive on the right?

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basxto 22 points 2 years ago

But the drawn arrows already imply driving on the right side? Or did this get edited?

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lycanrising 17 points 2 years ago

i was literally just thinking - the cars are driving on the left and the arrows are all driving on the right πŸ˜‚

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pythonoob 6 points 2 years ago

I had to study this image way to hard lol. I'm an idiot

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Psythik 15 points 2 years ago

Saving this pic so I can recreate this beautiful monster in Cities: Skylines.

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KoalaUnknown 14 points 2 years ago

-5 fps

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Imgonnatrythis -1 points 2 years ago
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Milk_Sheikh 35 points 2 years ago

Traffic lights make roundabouts pointless, unless they’re on a quick cycle used to β€˜group’ cars entering a multi-lane roundabout.

If your population didn’t grow up with roundabouts though, and treats them like YOLO free for alls… then you might need lights

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WanakaTree 9 points 2 years ago

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

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psud 1 point 2 years ago

My town built lots of roundabouts, and the population are used to them, but they have a problem with unbalanced traffic, and it's been growing, so traffic has been getting more unbalanced - more people coming from directions the engineers who planned the road didn't expect

The real problem, of course, is that though they are trying they are not able to replace the traffic with mass transit. The buses get stuck in the same traffic, light rail seems impossible, even with political will

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MonkderDritte 0 points 2 years ago

You meant, roundabouts make traffic lights pointless?

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Magnergy 4 points 2 years ago

You meant, pointless makes roundabouts traffic lights?

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Milk_Sheikh 1 point 2 years ago

Dare I say this is a chicken:egg situation - which is making the other redundant?

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thr0w4w4y2 16 points 2 years ago

i don’t think there are any. priority is based on how much you think you could take rival vehicles in a fight.

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basxto 16 points 2 years ago

Saving the operational costs of traffic lights is the biggest pro of roundabouts. Cars inside a roundabout always have priority and cars who wanna enter it have to yield.

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MonkderDritte 3 points 2 years ago

Swiss replaced most large interections with roundabouts in the whole country about 15 years ago. It worked out.

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tiefling 1 point 2 years ago

In the US, red lights are apparently optional

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lycanrising 15 points 2 years ago

i’m sure you mean this seriously, it just tickles me.

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pancakes 6 points 2 years ago

Where we're going, we don't need traffic lights

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kerrigan778 5 points 2 years ago

Have... Have you never seen a roundabout?

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Imgonnatrythis 4 points 2 years ago
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FozzyOsbourne 74 points 2 years ago
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cloudless 17 points 2 years ago

I don't mind the complexity of it, but they need to make it bigger to make lane changes possible. That and experienced drivers are too impatient for new drivers to figure it out.

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BruceTwarzen 6 points 2 years ago

Most people i see on a daily basis can't hndle a normal 2 lane roundabout, ao i'm not sure if that would help

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MonkderDritte 1 point 2 years ago

Traffic inside the roundabout has priority, meaning you wait to go in until no one comes from left (roundabouts are always counter-clock). That difficult?

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FozzyOsbourne 6 points 2 years ago
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Gobbel2000 54 points 2 years ago

I enjoy this meme. Truly a Lemmy original.

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Klear 29 points 2 years ago

It's a step up from beans & jeans, for sure.

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ReiRose 9 points 2 years ago

Shhhh! Just to mention it might bring it back!

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Traegert 2 points 2 years ago

Are you saying you're only.....interested in important updates?

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ReiRose 1 point 2 years ago

Not at all!! I'm being a bit tongue in cheek really. I enjoy these things, but the jeans one went on a bit long.

(Que someone to create a car driving around some jeans for 18 hours to shock yoga pants wearers)

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slaacaa 13 points 2 years ago

The redditor mind cannot comprehend this

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ChillPenguin 4 points 2 years ago

I'm loving it. Moar

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dastechniker 51 points 2 years ago

there are many roundabouts in my American city and sometimes the Americans even use them correctly

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JenTheWyvern 16 points 2 years ago

Of course I know how to use a roundabout! Step one: close eyes Step two: floor it Step three: pray Works every time!

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dastechniker 10 points 2 years ago

You joke. I have personally seen someone use a roundabout like a launch ramp and survive.

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AlligatorBlizzard 3 points 2 years ago

I've seen the end result of someone trying to use a roundabout as a launch ramp. I don't think their car, stuck in the middle of the roundabout, survived.

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psud 2 points 2 years ago

We have a roundabout with a pond. The ducks like it, and they're really disturbed

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azulavoir 2 points 2 years ago

I learned to drive in a town where the on ramp to the highway came out of a roundabout so I actually did some learning! :)

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dastechniker 2 points 2 years ago

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ so proud of you :)

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Traegert 1 point 2 years ago

I have one within 5 minutes heading to the beach and you can always see the confused travelers looping lol

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xionzui 22 points 2 years ago

1 min without traffic

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Kedly 17 points 2 years ago

American? Do you mean USAEan?

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deo 17 points 2 years ago

Ok. I get it. There are people in the Americas that are not from the US. But do you call people from the United Mexican States "Unitied Mexican Stateans"? No, that sounds ridiculous. I think that it's silly anyway to call everyone from either Americas "American" anyway; they are two different continents! "North American" or "South American" would be better, if you must get so broad with your adjectives (but really, continent-wide generalizations of people are rarely useful anyway). Sorry for the rant.

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KrankyKong 10 points 2 years ago

There was a meme posted earlier that used the term "USAean". They were referring to that i think

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Kedly 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah I went ultra meta. The first countermeme said USAean instead of American, and then one of the topish comments was "USAean? Do you mean American?"

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Kedly 6 points 2 years ago

1: I was making a meta joke, and this point isnt really your fault

2: Canada takes up more of North America than the States does, and no one says "United States of Mexico", they say Mexico. Mexico is also not a continent that is shared with other Countries. In general I'm not going to fight people referring to the States as America, but you arguement is BAD

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deo 3 points 2 years ago

It's not about size. It's the fact that the United States of America has the word "America" in it. And I don't refer to the US as "America" (unless I'm being cheeky, though in those cases, I spell it 'Murica), but I do refer to people from the US as "American".

And I know this is all kinda pedantic. I just think it's fun to talk about words. I get the feeling you read some snark into my pervious comment, but that really wasn't my goal.

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Kedly 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, yeah, I totally misread your tone and point, my bad. You're right on there not really being an better word for People of the US than American, although now that I think about it "Statesman" sounds pretty nifty

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Cqrd 0 points 2 years ago

I'm just being a little pedantic here, but Canada is only about 100k miles or so bigger than the US and much more of Canada is unlivable unless you count Texas and Florida as being unlivable, because I do.

There's also about 10x as many Americans as Canadians.

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hollunder 3 points 2 years ago

I'm just being a little pedantic here, but miles are only a unit to measure distance not area.

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LinuxMint21 4 points 2 years ago

tbh "united mexican stateans" sounds cool, it should be used more

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AngryCommieKender 2 points 2 years ago

Continent wide generalizations work just fine for 2 of them. Damn Australians an penguins are up to something, I'm sure of it!

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MenacingPerson 1 point 2 years ago

I'd prefer calling them murican.

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JudahBenHur 1 point 2 years ago

how cever!

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gmtom -5 points 2 years ago

They're not two different continents thought?

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candybrie 8 points 2 years ago

North America and South America are 2 continents in a lot of models. What definition are you using that has them as one? I'm always pretty skeptical of the ones that have Europe and Asia but then just America.

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gmtom -5 points 2 years ago

Yes Eurasia is 1 continent too, arguably it should be afroeurasia as well.

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pythonoob 1 point 2 years ago

Damn I thought I didn't know geography cuz I'm American

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pseudo 1 point 2 years ago

*Γ©tasuniens

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JamesStallion 2 points 2 years ago

les 'ricains

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vithigar 0 points 2 years ago

It's okay, man. I saw the post you're referencing at least.

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Kedly 2 points 2 years ago

xD I went a little too hard on the meta, its to be expected =P

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awwwyissss 16 points 2 years ago

I was waiting for this one lol

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ZombiFrancis 4 points 2 years ago

Inevitable as the heat death of the universe.

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Coskii 11 points 2 years ago

My American city has at least 2 roundabouts in it, and I happen to get confused by at least one of them every time I'm trying to get somewhere.

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Sidhean 6 points 2 years ago

Based and freedom-pilled. Ignorance out for America, brother comrade.

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Coskii 11 points 2 years ago

To be fair, it's the most American roundabout ever. Changing numbers of lanes, stop lights around it, and completely unintuitive. I seem to always be one lane more to the right of where I thought I needed to be.

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Jiggle_Physics 10 points 2 years ago

Personally, I would have used the Swindon magic roundabout, but this works too.

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gmtom 8 points 2 years ago

The less people that know about Swindon the better.

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mPony 1 point 2 years ago

my favourite thing about Swindon is ~

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sramder 6 points 2 years ago

Can confirm. I tried 2 laps in the roundabout in front of Kaiser and people lost their minds πŸ˜‚

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Korne127 4 points 2 years ago

I do not understand :(

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NeptuneOrbit 30 points 2 years ago

I think the joke is people keep posting the "you can drive x hours and still be in y location", but really, you can drive indefinitely in one neighborhood, without every leaving. You could stay in the roundabout for as long as you want, just like you can drive from South Africa to Finland, or whatever.

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Korne127 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, that was my first thought as well.
But the Google Maps screenshot says 0.2 mile which means that it's just exactly one time around in the roundabout and not insanely often, so that's not the case here.
I looked up the roundabout to see if there's any reason why you'd need so long (e.g. it's not really for driving and you could be 1mph/kmh or so, but it looks like you can drive normally on it.

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pokemaster787 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the time is just edited, unless there's some way to tell Google "Yes have me circle this roundabout a bazillion times"

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gmtom 14 points 2 years ago

are you American?

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Korne127 2 points 2 years ago

No

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Got_Bent 4 points 2 years ago

I'd like to return to the simple days of lemme beans, please.

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Tikiporch 4 points 2 years ago

Only if there's traffic. It says it only takes a minute without traffic.

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MonkCanatella 3 points 2 years ago

what's the origin of this meme? I've seen several versions of this same theme

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janus2 9 points 2 years ago

they keep getting progressively more unhinged and im on board

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mPony 3 points 2 years ago

they keep getting progressively more unhinged

Also see: England.

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Mongostein 2 points 2 years ago

The biggest my city has is 2 lanes and 5 exits. That’s pretty easy; 1st or 2nd exit is ok in the right lane, anything else in the left, always yield to left lane.

This 4 lane 6 exit shit is wild. Oh, and you drive on the left for some extra β€œwhat the fuck?”

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Distant_Foreground 3 points 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with driving on the left, we've been doing it since before cars. It helps to keep your sword arm closer to opposing traffic.

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Mongostein 2 points 2 years ago

Didn’t say there was anything wrong with it, but whichever side you learn on it’s not going to be an easy switch.

Is that really why? Wild

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psud 1 point 2 years ago

It's a pretty easy switch, the differences are all mirrored

It took me about an hour of driving to get used to the other way

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Bartsbigbugbag 1 point 2 years ago

Speak for yourself, righty.

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Churbleyimyam 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. This is the meme that Lemmy has needed for the last week.

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Atelopus-zeteki 1 point 2 years ago

Inconceivable!!

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FartsWithAnAccent 1 point 2 years ago

We have shitloads of roundabouts all over the country but OK.

While we're on the subject though, they're fucking great!

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Hugh_Jeggs 23 points 2 years ago

You have failed to notice that the Magic Roundabout isn't a roundabout

It's six roundabouts

Your entire puny American consciousness would literally disintegrate on arrival at the first one

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FartsWithAnAccent 3 points 2 years ago

Two way street roundabouts aren't even a thing I've seen in person, ours all seem to be one way, so this would definitely be weird to me.

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Digestive_Biscuit 1 point 2 years ago

It's more confusing looking at it from a top view. When driving it's loads easier. I was expecting a mind numbing event first time I drove it but it wasn't that bad really.

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