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a year ago by PugJesus to c/memes

disguy_ovahea 153 points a year ago

The first crew would face the most difficult challenges. Imagine the relief after expecting to establish the fundamentals of civilization, and instead are just assigned your living quarters.

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ExLisper 74 points a year ago

I would definitely prefer to be a leader of new world than just be sent to my room.

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disguy_ovahea 74 points a year ago

I guess. I’m more of a space socialist, myself. Silly me always assumed that equality and collaboration would be a precursor to colonization of other worlds. Musk is trying so hard to prove me wrong. Lol

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ExLisper 47 points a year ago

What if you set out with the idea of starting socialist utopia on a new planet and get there to find booming corporate dystopia?

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disguy_ovahea 29 points a year ago

Put me back to sleep and wake me for the revolution.

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SARGE 12 points a year ago
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lightnsfw 7 points a year ago

I don't know how you can look around at the world and think that will ever be a thing.

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confusedbytheBasics 3 points a year ago

If people stopped starving, beating,.and raping children for 2 generations it would be possible. Humans have no need to compete with each other for survival already. If we could just get a generation or two with minimal human inflicted trauma it would be obvious.

Seems possible to me.

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Diplomjodler3 4 points a year ago

Space is big. You can always go out and find a different place.

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merc 7 points a year ago

Except you're basically a caveman. You leave and you're one of the world's foremost engineers, trusted to know everything necessary to build a new settlement from scratch, with no help from Earth.

You get there and your engineering knowledge is 3000 years out of date. The only people who are interested in your skills are archaeologists and anthropologists. They use an app to ask you questions like "Could you demonstrate how you used woodpaper to wipe your anus?"

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disguy_ovahea 4 points a year ago

What a fascinating point. I’d be fine holding antique engineering story hour as my contribution. Who knows what old gems were lost over the years. It sounds like fun, even if I was just a novelty.

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merc 2 points a year ago

If the records survived, they might not need anything from you, because they've already watched it all on video. But, maybe some of them would be interested to see it in person once. Even if we know how warriors fought 3000 years ago, it would still be interesting to see a true expert warrior using their weapons in a way that took a lifetime to master.

If the records didn't survive, you might be a valuable person to study for a while, but it might quickly get tiring to basically be a sideshow performer, there to delight the people who think of you as this ultra-primitive thing that's nearly an animal.

I would bet it would be pretty frustrating for most people after a while. You'd have this mental image of yourself as a sophisticated, modern person who was respected by his/her peers. Suddenly, you'd be living in a world where people around you might be struggling to contain their disgust. Things that are normal to you like eating meat or peeing in a toilet might be seen as animal-like behaviours.

If you're lucky, then your sophisticated construction and engineering techniques might be seen as impressive feats of craftsmanship. In a world where robots fasten everything that needs fastening, just driving in a nail or using a screwdriver might be seen as something really fancy, like we'd now see the kinds of stonemasonry that they might have had millennia ago.

But, if your self-image is that of an advanced engineer, and the best you can hope for is to be seen as a quaint old-timey craftsman, that might not be very satisfying.

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disguy_ovahea 2 points a year ago

You’re absolutely correct from a “best practice” standpoint, but only the standards make it into records. That’s the source of our admiration of “old-fashioned know-how.”

Real life experience can’t be catalogued. The index doesn’t have dirt under its nails. Sure, I’d be obsolete and out of place in the day-to-day, but I’d always be ready to coyboy up in a crisis.

In the meantime, I could probably make a decent living creating one-of-a-kind newly handcrafted antiques for the neo-hipsters.

I think I’d really enjoy our movie, btw.

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usualsuspect191 102 points a year ago

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HowAbt2morrow 18 points a year ago

Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.

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tetris11 8 points a year ago

I think its just a common surname

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HowAbt2morrow 4 points a year ago

I consulted my Ivy League homeslice Chad G.P.T. III about the surname Barnard and he promptly provided the following response:

“… the surname Barnard, it’s not super common, but it’s not rare either. Here’s a quick breakdown: • In the U.S., it ranks around #2,500 to #3,000 in terms of frequency. That puts it in the mid-range — you’ll definitely run into it now and then, but it’s not like Smith or Johnson (if you’re looking for Johnson, so is Chad) • It’s more common in South Africa, partly because of Dr. Christiaan Barnard, the guy who did the first human heart transplant. The name has some Dutch/Afrikaans roots. • Also seen in the UK, Australia, and Canada with moderate frequency.

Origin-wise, it comes from the Germanic personal name Bernhard (“bear” + “brave/strong”) — which morphed into Barnard in English-speaking countries.

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tetris11 11 points a year ago

Merry and Pippin: "we should leave only after the 13th breakfast because by then the Eagles will already be on route and we can just use them."

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Shardikprime 1 point a year ago

Minmaxing LOTR? Nice

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RizzRustbolt 76 points a year ago

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

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Manifish_Destiny 42 points a year ago

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

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SkyezOpen 11 points a year ago

A mission in starfield (shit game but honestly decent writing at the very least) included just this. A generation ship finally arrived at its destination long after FTL travel was invented to find that the intended colony planet was already a fancy resort planet. You have to broker some kind of agreement between the parties.

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5too 5 points a year ago

It's a couple of Star Trek episodes too. Similar idea is how they found Khan.

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RizzRustbolt 5 points a year ago

That's why you outfit your ship with mass drivers.

Any parasites roaming around on your paradise? A couple hundred rocks at 2% light speed will clear that up.

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Angry_Autist 3 points a year ago

Nice nice, and in the 3000 intervening years they've developed alpha particle cannons that shred your entire swarm of rocks and puny physical spaceship to white hot quantum loops as they sip megachampagne on their continent sized airships as they watch your fleet unwillingly transition to light

The gun that fired the barrage was the size of a juice box floating somewhere in orbit, they have millions of them

You didn't even get a chance to pull your finger off of the mass driver button

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Noodle07 1 point a year ago

It's not made on earth so it's mega sparkling wine

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Angry_Autist 8 points a year ago

As if that future civilization would treat you as anything but a zoo specimen

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SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points a year ago

Damn, you make it sound better and better. Just sent me out already!

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ano_ba_to 3 points a year ago

50+ years younger too.

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Spacehooks 67 points a year ago

Jerks didn't come pick me up on way there? Wtf dudes.

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HowAbt2morrow 25 points a year ago

That’s on you bruh. You shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker that said, “if this spacecrafts a rockin, don’t come a knockin”.

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MeatPilot 7 points a year ago

That was the generational spaceship lagging behind you on their 30rd generation, now mutants

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Spacehooks 2 points a year ago

Omfg ugh why did i do that!

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someguy3 5 points a year ago

Ikr? Rude.

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MrAlternateTape 2 points a year ago

Just be glad they managed to fly around your ship and not through it. Navigating at those speeds is hard, matching speed with an older ship, connecting to it and transfering all the people over is probably also difficult.

Not to mention those in the older ship are probably brought into hypersleep in a different way then more modern ships, so they might not actually be equipped to handle the people from the older ship.

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Shardikprime 60 points a year ago

Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

That's right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

Shit's wild yo

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NikkiDimes 13 points a year ago

1000 years alone is a wildly long time for language. Granted, written language and education are more accessible than ever, so I imagine language evolution will be significantly slower than it once was, but still I found this short of English over the past 1000 years to be really interesting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLSBCs5vcgQ

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spicehoarder 15 points a year ago

Have you seen how fast slang is evolving currently? I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

Also on a side note; have you noticed the rise in lisps?

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WhatsTheHoldup 16 points a year ago

I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

"Hey folks, am I in trouble?"

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Shardikprime 1 point a year ago

Riddle me this, Lads: do I find myself in a pickle?

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NikkiDimes 5 points a year ago

True! Fad based language spreads like wildfire with modern tech! At the same time, I feel like trends like that fall out of favour just as fast. It's definitely a wild time for language evolution.

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markovs_gun 5 points a year ago

3000 years is insanely long for language. Consider that the mother fucking alphabet was invented around 1000 BC*, and basically no languages that anyone still speaks existed in their modern forms. Homer hadn't written the Illiad and the Odyssey yet, and the standard Greek that came to be defined by these works had also yet to develop. If you went back to 1000 BC you'd have no idea what was going on.

*Although previous alphabets existed, the Phoenician alphabet that became the basis for pretty much all modern writing systems in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia was invented around 1100 BC

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NikkiDimes 1 point a year ago

Dude, listen to 1000 CE English. It's 90% jibberish even at that point.

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markovs_gun 2 points a year ago

I know I was just saying 3000 years and basically nobody alive today understands the language. Even people who devote their whole lives to the languages around at that time are basically just making informed guesses on pronunciation and would probably struggle considerably to understand an actual speaker.

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Angry_Autist 2 points a year ago

so are tiktok comment sections, your point?

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vithigar 4 points a year ago

It's also possible that audio recording being a thing that exists will slow changes in language as well.

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SwingingTheLamp 1 point a year ago

fr

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Mustakrakish 8 points a year ago

Shoop da whoop?

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fox2263 42 points a year ago

Well at least you didn’t have to spend the rest of your life building civilisation from scratch.

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NOPper 12 points a year ago

Yeah but it's all strip malls and Arby's.

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Cocopanda 1 point a year ago
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GreenKnight23 2 points a year ago
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WoodScientist 8 points a year ago

Could be even worse than that. You could arrive to find a planet dominated by talking apes with humans living as primitive animals, only to later find that your ship whipped back around and you were on Earth all along.

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RizzRustbolt 5 points a year ago

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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WoodScientist 6 points a year ago

You know, this is the live-action remake Disney needs to actually make. They own the rights to The Simpsons and Planet of the Apes. They could absolutely make a feature-length Planet of the Apes musical. And I don't want them to use the CGI apes like they use in the modern films. Bring back the 1960s makeup. If you're going to do it, do it right.

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GreenKnight23 1 point a year ago
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Zoboomafoo 1 point a year ago

That'd be why I'd sign up

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Lexam 36 points a year ago

Couldn't be bothered to pick him up on the way.

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ieatpillowtags 32 points a year ago

I read an interesting book based on this premise called The Forever War, it’s been awhile but it was pretty good!

Similar premise but with soldiers sent to fight a war and eventually finding it already over.

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Katana314 21 points a year ago

I remember one where a sect of humanity was being persecuted, and left to try to find a better life in the stars. They failed to find a life, gave up and returned home, but their interstellar trip consumed so many Earth years that by the time they returned, Earth had moved on from persecution and eagerly welcomed their historical memories.

Sadly, I forget the name; it may have been a short story.

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Rambomst 10 points a year ago

This sounds like Methuselah's Children

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yeather 1 point a year ago

Something similar happens in the sequel to The Forever War. The main character and his wife are fed up living on a colony controlled by the shared conciousness names Man. So they decide to take a ship into near light speed for the equivalent of 300000 years, only to be stopped by god, told god was bored and that he was going to leave them all behind, then changing physics to prevent them from going so far into the future.

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TachyonTele 1 point a year ago

I do this with bill collectors.

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KoboldCoterie 7 points a year ago path: 0 16401740 16402153, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 2
kusttra 2 points a year ago

Thanks for reminding me of this one. It was a really good read.

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ieatpillowtags 1 point a year ago

That was good, thank you!

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DoucheBagMcSwag 1 point a year ago

"fuck you, Sir!"

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FordBeeblebrox 32 points a year ago

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

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Angry_Autist 8 points a year ago

FTL coms are a concession to the story, it would have been terrible without it

IRL quantum entanglement can't ever provide causality breaking info. In very simple terms, you need correlation to know when the data stream began as just observing the resulting spins still seem just as random before and after the event.

In even more simple terms: Whatever message they can send even if pre-agreed on seems like random heat results until you know the exact moment the transmission began, as confirmed by a light lagged message.

In less simple terms, the misunderstanding comes from treating the metaphor of 'flipping the spin north switch' as a literal thing instead of a less-than ideal 'lies to children' of what is actually happening to particles that experience spin transition, and the meaning of 'entangled' is both less and more strange than people understand.

But again, 3 body problem would have been a terrible story without it,t hat's why it's science fiction

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tane 6 points a year ago

Good series, I always recommend the books but haven’t seen the show yet

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merc 4 points a year ago

I managed to finish the first book, but it was so terrible that I wasn't willing to read any more or watch the show.

The whole book sets up a big mystery, then solves that mystery with the biggest deux ex machina bullshit ever committed to paper.

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Angry_Autist 0 points a year ago

macguffins are always just to drive the plot forward, their satisfaction as a solution is usually secondary.

In simpler terms, they paint the cover of the comic book first and sometimes overbid for the purpose of sensationalism, so sometimes Superman has to pretend to punch Lois Lane

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merc 2 points a year ago

It's not a MacGuffin. A MacGuffin isn't important to the story, it's just there to serve as motivation for the characters. In the Three Body Problem, the mystery of what happened to science is central to the plot of the entire book.

This isn't "pretending to punch Lois Lane". This is "why the hell did Superman just kill Lois Lane!?" The whole plot of the story is that science stops working. Scientists are killing themselves because of it. One of the characters is seeing a countdown when he closes his eyes. Aside from the Three-Body-Problem game parts, the whole rest of the book is structured as a mystery that they're trying to solve. This mystery is the primary motivation for the characters in the book, and it's presented as a mystery for the reader to speculate about.

Basically, the book is structured as if it were a murder on a train, and the whole structure of the story suggests that someone on the train is the murderer. But, it turns out that the murderer is Zeus, who descended from the heavens, killed the murder victim for his own reasons, and left. Ta-da, mystery solved! (And there's the additional bullshit that scientists are committing suicide because their experiments are failing. That's just so ridiculous. Actual scientists would be so excited by unexpected results. The way to upset a scientist wouldn't be to have something appear to break the laws of physics. What would upset real scientists would be a replication crisis: either they can't match someone else's work, or people call into question their work because nobody can match the results they're getting.)

And those are just the problems with the "A" plot. The "B" plot is the ultra-stupid simulation of life on a planet in a 3-body system. You know what life would be like in that kind of system: nonexistent. But no, you're supposed to believe in people being flattened and rehydrated. I mean, come ON. And you're also supposed to believe that people are playing this "game" and loving it. Has the author ever actually played a game? Has the author ever met any people?

The writing is bad, the characters are bad, the science is bad. It's just a bad book. It's a book that dumb people read and they think the author is smart, and if the author is smart the book must be good, it just went above their heads. But, the author isn't smart, the book isn't smart, the book isn't good.

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blind3rdeye 2 points a year ago

I haven't read the books, but I did watch the show... I enjoyed the first half, but the second half had so much implausible bullshit that I couldn't really recommend it. I mean, the first half also had crazy impossible tech - but I feel that's ok because its part of the setup premise. The stuff I didn't like in the second half was more implausible decision making and strategising (and also implausible uses for impossible tech).

In any case, I really feel like they wasted a strong setup. I was disappointed at the end, and I'm not intending to watch the next session.

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Hugin 4 points a year ago

You would hate the books. The author just pulls tech out of his ass constantly.

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LanguageIsCool 1 point a year ago
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Couldbealeotard 6 points a year ago

Which version of the series is better to watch? The American version or the Chinese version?

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daellat 4 points a year ago

From what I've heard the Chinese version is rather literal to the books to a fault.

Having read the books I enjoyed the Netflix series, but understand they made some changes to both adapt it to a series (fine) and made a lot of characters westen (a bit unnecessary maybe).

I am excited for season 2

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REDACTED 1 point a year ago

Aren't they the same but just dubbed in english? I picked the english one as I didn't want to read subtitles

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Couldbealeotard 2 points a year ago

Two different shows

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Zoboomafoo 0 points a year ago

Well the Chinese version on Prime doesn't have any English subtitles so I guess it depends on if you can speak Mandarin

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compcube 2 points a year ago

It does have English subtitles though...?

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Zoboomafoo 1 point a year ago

Weird, mine didn't.

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spicystraw 4 points a year ago

Good show, fantastic books. Recommend to anyone reading this comment and are remotely interested in sci-fi. A lot of facinatong ideas explored throughout the series.

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BuboScandiacus 28 points a year ago

Technically you just slept through the whole thing

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kamenlady 26 points a year ago

The Fry Maneuver

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rational_lib 26 points a year ago

That's another solution to the Fermi paradox. FTL travel is impossible, but can't actually be proven to be impossible, so no one wants to be the sucker.

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Evotech 12 points a year ago

Don’t have to fll. Just have to be a third faster to give them 1000 years head start

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SaharaMaleikuhm 23 points a year ago

How is that not great for me? Setting up a colony must be hard work and all around pretty horrible.

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AlexLost 8 points a year ago

I think that's exactly what one would be hoping for. One does this to escape the reality of human civilization and seek the adventure of building it over again.

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NeptuneOrbit 3 points a year ago

It's like a start up. Show up early and buy in on low stocks, work your ass off, retire at 40. I'd assume it's something like that. Pick the best place to build your house, claim all the resources.

Or maybe he just wanted solitude.

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kandoh 22 points a year ago

Cryosleep in earth would be pretty baller. Imagine all the people who'd sign up to just skip ahead 50 years.

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zombieshotgun 22 points a year ago

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Kolanaki 5 points a year ago

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BuboScandiacus 3 points a year ago

What’s the name of the movie?

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Cocopanda 5 points a year ago
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BuboScandiacus 3 points a year ago

Ty !

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tetris11 1 point a year ago

Fast and Furious 27

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Jolteon 14 points a year ago path: 0 16405536 16407644, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 1
TimewornTraveler 3 points a year ago

lmao havent seen that one. "Welcome to the future! Nothing's changed."

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Prime_Minister_Keyes 2 points a year ago


This little detour...

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ThatGuy46475 14 points a year ago

At least you aren’t a soldier ready to restart a war that’s been settled

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ultrahamster64 14 points a year ago

I mean if they get there ang there are like ruins and remnants, that's going to be a good sci-fi horror-detective-thriller story

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match 13 points a year ago

it'd still be cool as fuck, i wouldn't even be mad

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boonhet 3 points a year ago

Yeah, what's the new civilization's tech like? Bound to be more advancements than just travel speed. Do they have sufficiently fast FTL communication with Earth to keep up with the tech advancements?

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slazer2au 13 points a year ago

Babylon 5 had an episode on this. A sleeper ship was launched and a few years later we got jump gate tech from an alien race.

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Psythik 4 points a year ago

The Orville too. And apparently this show called "Ark" too (going by other comments). And in books and video games too. Seems to be a common sci-fi trope.

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5too 1 point a year ago

That's how they found Khan in Star Trek.

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LovableSidekick 2 points a year ago

It was also the plot of a sci fi story Far Centaurus by AE Van Vogt.

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RangerJosey 11 points a year ago

There's an HFY story where the guy in the slow ship became a tourist attraction for the advanced humans that beat him to his destination.

His bank account had grown to billions and they offered him billions more to keep it going.

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argh_another_username 11 points a year ago

With some variations, used already a few times in games and series.

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wabafee 10 points a year ago

Sounds awesome not only you skipped the hardest part you have everything setup and get to live a good life. Unless of course that was your goal to experience building the colony.

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angrystego 10 points a year ago

That's the plot of a nice obscure theatre piece I know, but they don't travel that far, are awake, and see the other ships pass. It's awsome and fun for the audience and super frustrating for the characters.

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voracread 3 points a year ago

This is a take I never saw before on this matter. Is there a source?

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angrystego 4 points a year ago

It's never been officially published and it's not in English - it trully is obscure. It was played several times though with enough success and I do have the whole thing on my computer somewhere, probably (or at least I know who to ask for it). I'm not sure it's worth reading in automatic translation, but if you're interested, I could send it to you.

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voracread 1 point a year ago

Oh, then it could be difficult. Thanks anyway.

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gamer 9 points a year ago

That was the only memorable part of Starfield for me.

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MoonlightFox 7 points a year ago

Yep, and the biggest letdown. I expected the main quest to be meh, but side quests to he pretty fun.

They had the opportunity to create a really cool mission out of this, but instead created one of the most interesting stories and least fun questlines.

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Vespair 1 point a year ago

It wasn't the only memorable thing for me, but it was memorable. Honestly I still think Starfield is a great basic framework for a video game, I just wish they put an actual finished video game onto that framework

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WoodScientist 9 points a year ago

The real solution to this is simple. You're a ship full of colonists dreaming of settling a new world, right? So go settle a new world! Ask the citizens of your target world for an FTL-capable spaceship, climb aboard, pick a new target further afield, and head off into the wild blue yonder. It seems that's the least they could do in such a situation.

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GreenKnight23 11 points a year ago
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merc 2 points a year ago

Except the new FTL-capable ships are the result of 3000 years of advancement. You wouldn't even be able to figure out how to use the bathroom, let alone do the navigation and piloting to reach a new planet.

Imagine we had some Egyptians from -1000 BC who suddenly arrived unexpectedly in the modern world. They think Ra, Anubis and Horus control their fates. Iron is the most advanced technology they know of, but you're proposing we make them astronauts?

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WoodScientist 3 points a year ago

Iron is the most advanced technology they know of, but you’re proposing we make them astronauts?

Honestly, that would be fucking hilarious to watch.

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Localhorst86 8 points a year ago

So you're telling me, someone else did all the work already, I don't have to lift a finger? Awesome.

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devfuuu 8 points a year ago

The Ark, tv series.

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Psythik 4 points a year ago

This was also an episode of The Orville.

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Makeitstop 3 points a year ago

Also an episode of Babylon 5.

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lugal 2 points a year ago

Is it good? I'm looking for a new series to watch

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devfuuu 3 points a year ago

I caught a few early episodes on Syfy channel and they didn't impress me much. After a few days I saw a few more random episodes and started to care and get attached to the story and characters.

I've watched what I think is everything that is out now, 2 seasons I guess. I'm liking it a lot more than I would expect. High potential for it to keep being good. But yeah, the starting episodes are a little slow.

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lugal 2 points a year ago

Thanks for the warning but I actually already enjoyed the first episode very much. I like the setting, the characters and their dynamics and I think it has a lot of potential while already being fun to watch. I'm looking forward to the rest of it and thanks again for the recommendation! And by the way: It's renewed for a third season.

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devfuuu 2 points a year ago

Yep, then I'm sure you're gonna like it. I was really surprised in some situations in the plot and like where it's going. At the end of s2 I was craving for more really hard. Very happy for the s3 being approved.

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WoodScientist 1 point a year ago

I did like the gag where the robot didn't understand the boundaries of practical jokes and amputated someone's leg as a prank.

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devfuuu 1 point a year ago

I finished watching it a few weeks ago and I don't remember that 😅. But I likely skipped a few episodes here and there, so no surprises there.

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King_Bob_IV 3 points a year ago

Very very very good

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peteypete420 7 points a year ago

Do I dream on the trip? Do I remember any of the dreams? Thatd be pretty cool.

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Simulation6 11 points a year ago

Yes, but all your dreams are about the Teletubbies for some inexplicable reason.

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SynopsisTantilize 1 point a year ago

Rule34 Teletubbies for 3000 years. And you're in the cuck chair for that entire ride.

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Angry_Autist 4 points a year ago

3000 years of dreaming would radically warp your sense of reality I think. Laying down all those repeating neuron paths century over century I doubt anything would be left of your recollection of the waking world

Waking up would be like being born, nothing would make sense

Aaaand now I have a new story idea

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realitista 7 points a year ago

I'm psyched. Less work for me!

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OriginalUsername7 7 points a year ago

Surely if you’re sending someone on a 3000 year journey, you’ve prepared for the possibility of making a faster ship in the time between them leaving and arriving at their destination!?

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baatliwala 7 points a year ago

People intrinsically know their some of their loved ones are going to die before them, that doesn't mean they won't cry when it happens.

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hopesdead 7 points a year ago

Or worse, you meet the super intelligent giant spider your human ancestor left behind, and you accidentally start a war with them because no one realizes the computer on the ancient satellite is made to behave like the project founder is trying to make first contact.

Tap for spoiler

The project founder accidentally died, the computer AI fails to keep them alive and the spiders start to think the satellite is a god. Then they enslave the native ants.

The big problem is no one remembered to tell the humans on Earth about the experiment. Or the humans on the generation ship that knew died centuries ago.

EDIT: If you haven’t figured it out, I’m describing the novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

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GreatAlbatross 3 points a year ago

Or in a similar vein, the ship's cat has evolved into a suave humanoid with impeccable taste in fashion.

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tetris11 2 points a year ago

Paul likes this and attempts to kill you whilst flirting heavily

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Fluke 2 points a year ago

The ant powered consciousness was pretty cool 😁

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GoodLuckToFriends 1 point a year ago

Better than the sort of intelligent final evolution of the cat you released when the captain attempted to confiscate it that has a selection of fine outfits and hair gel.

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Zoboomafoo 1 point a year ago

I thought you were talking about the Adam Sander movie Spaceman

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hopesdead 1 point a year ago

No, and that is based on the novel Spaceman of Bohemia by Jaroslav Kalfar which people thought was a rip off of Project Haily Mary by Andy Weir (which I read and loved). When the trailer for Spaceman was released, Weir had to go on social media and tell fans Spaceman of Bohemia was published before his novel.

EDIT: I did not read Spaceman of Bohemia.

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uienia 6 points a year ago

I think either Asimov or A.E. van Vogt wrote a short story with this premise already back in the late 1940s.

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LovableSidekick 2 points a year ago

It was was an AE van Vogt story, Far Centaurus. Took me a while to track this down, as all I remembered was the general plot and an orange cover showing a flying astronaut filming a giant sea monster, which I don't think even happens in the book. Van Vogt originally wrote the short story, about a spaceship on a 500-year voyage to Alpha Centauri with a sleeping crew. They arrive to find Earth people who routinely make the trip in hours using FTL, who decided to let the sleeper ship finish its journey. Van Vogt later combined this story with two others into a novel called Quest for the Future - one of the first Science Fiction Book Club books I bought in high school.

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cosmictrickster 1 point a year ago

I think Terry Pratchett touched on it as well - I think the book was Strata (been a while since I read it). There were arguments about whether to bring the people out of cryosleep due to the effects of culture shock or depression.

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LanguageIsCool 6 points a year ago
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VitoRobles 2 points a year ago

Also can someone check if I turned off the stove? Thx

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IndiBrony 6 points a year ago

But at least your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine 👉😏👉

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TachyonTele 7 points a year ago

"what are you doing multigenerational step bro?"

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Shipairtime 6 points a year ago

Is HFY a community over here yet?

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Forester 2 points a year ago

.world has one

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tetris11 2 points a year ago

Hyper force yesterday?

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RizzRustbolt 5 points a year ago

Hot Female Yetis.

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Quadhammer 2 points a year ago

Thats better tbh

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Shipairtime 2 points a year ago

Humanity Fuck Yeah! It is a science fiction writing community.

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stebo02 5 points a year ago
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Doctor_Satan 5 points a year ago

Or you wake up and there's nothing there because that star died a thousand years ago and the light from the supernova hasn't reached earth yet.

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WoodScientist 3 points a year ago

Fortunately that really couldn't happen. Supergiant stars are unlikely to be promising colonization targets.

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afronaut 5 points a year ago

If they had faster ship technology, surely they’d be able to locate the older ships in transit and relieve the astronauts of their duty.

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shneancy 1 point a year ago

that sounds like a plot hole so let's put some plot into it

a lot of technological advancements happen in times of war, that's when scientists get the funding to make weapons, but that research doesn't go to waste afterwards, the knowledge stays and can help in times of peace

what if the ship was sent, and a great war broke out soon after, all records and those who remembered it were destroyed, all whilst technology advanced becuase of the race to invent new weapons, and now the knowledge is being utilised for a more cheerful cause - space exploration, and FTL travel

the forgotten ship would peacefully sail across the great dark blissfully unaware of what happened, of how their mission has been erased from history, regardless if it was on purpose or accidentally. Their eventual arrival would make news across all human colonies, their language so ancient, their biology similar but in a strange way imperfect, living relics of the old world ripped right out of already faded pages in history, what a shock it would be for both sides of the encounter

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Honytawk 5 points a year ago

Instant celebrity

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shneancy 5 points a year ago

one of the, like 3, interesting quests in Starfield was based on that!

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ICastFist 3 points a year ago

Interesting premise, shit execution, as is the case with every quest in starfaild

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BigBananaDealer -1 points a year ago

guess you didnt play a lot of quests then. lot of them have good execution, namely the vanguard questline

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ICastFist 4 points a year ago

It was decent and has its moments, but it only works because starfield is a universe where phones with cameras and the internet don't exist, and instant communication only exists when the plot remembers it's not Fallout, which is not often. Secret military research? Believable. Said research getting out of hand and destroying a whole colony? Believable. Nobody giving a single flying fuck to said colony outside the questline? Weird. Not a single mention of repression and censorship about the event? Even weirder. Then again, after the terrormorph attacks New Atlantis, nobody gives a fuck (because cameras and phones don't exist, nobody is asking about relatives or friends that are missing), not even the "TV Station". After the damage is removed from the city, instant amnesia hits everyone.

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bitchkat 5 points a year ago

This is the plot of a short story, Far Centaurus, that I read a long time ago.

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Karyoplasma 5 points a year ago

Back to the future that is less distant than the future you wanted to go. A Hollywood classic.

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NigelFrobisher 5 points a year ago

“Hard” Sci-Fi stories making a big deal about faster than light not being possible but then treating pods that magically freeze and revive a human body for years as such a triviality that we invented them by 2004 or something in the timeline.

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Saltycracker 5 points a year ago

You make it to earth and you forgot the historical reason why you avoid earth. It is a prison planet

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LanguageIsCool 4 points a year ago
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AnUnusualRelic 4 points a year ago

But at least you arrive well rested.

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Capybara_mdp 1 point a year ago

Its like taking Amtrak instead of a flight!

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vga 4 points a year ago

I love how Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga (2004) opens up with this. But also funny how the inventors of the tech were such douchebags that they casually used it to just be there when the first mission to Mars landed. But hey, at least they didn't have to do the return trip.

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sjmulder 2 points a year ago

Go read The Freeze Frame Revolution!

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Godwins_Law 2 points a year ago

I always feel like Peter Watts is severely under appreciated

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SethTaylor 2 points a year ago

Oh that is absolutely brilliant. I never thought of that 😆

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Snowclone 2 points a year ago

You gotta have a wake up protocol.

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Hobbes_Dent 2 points a year ago

Once upon a time that was pretty much the novel I was going to write. Had a bunch of notes and shit. I’m sure I’m not alone.

Now I just hope that happens to Elon and his sperm ark. Wakes from cryo or some shit to find we survived his global winter idea and set his car on a pike in front of Fort Neveragain.

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drhodl 2 points a year ago

I'd hope he he's woken by an alien species far in the future, who are about to dissect him, for science....

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Letsdothisok 2 points a year ago

Got any older memes pug?

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Angry_Autist 1 point a year ago

FTL isn't possible, ERBs would pastafy any matter passing through them and there is no way to control the other end, and take Kardashev scale 3 civ at least (and that's even pretending the Kardashev scale isn't the purest daydream fantasy)

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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol -5 points a year ago
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nef 10 points a year ago

Where does it say the first ship is traveling near the speed of light?

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Nninnaaa -31 points a year ago
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comrade19 4 points a year ago

What the hell is this crap

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NickwithaC 2 points a year ago

It got deleted so of course I NEED to know!

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comrade19 2 points a year ago

Some bot account claiming to be a struggling single mum and wanting donations 😭

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