Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?

2 years ago by andros_rex to c/nostupidquestions

Like, are you ever about in public, hear that ding and think “ah yes, homosexuality.”

db2 76 points 2 years ago

Why.. would we? This makes no sense.

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kamills 4 points 2 years ago

I never used twitter, but I still know what the notification sound sounds like because of memes

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lord_ryvan 15 points 2 years ago

I don't. What kind of memes centre around Twitter notification sounds, anyway?

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kamills 3 points 2 years ago

There's silly meme video compilations, and they are about anything

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Duamerthrax 69 points 2 years ago

The only thing I think when I hear someone else's notification is, why the fuck is it so loud and why the fuck aren't they silencing it?

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TomMasz 58 points 2 years ago

Does anyone have the sound on these days? My volume is set to 0 most of the time, I have no idea what any of the sounds are now.

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starlinguk 3 points 2 years ago

Important emails. All other notifications are unnecessary garbage.

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agamemnonymous 2 points 2 years ago

I turned on my volume the other night to make sure I heard my alarm, and forgot to turn it off. I learned a lot of notification sounds that day. Or would have if I'd paid attention beyond "Oh, a notification"

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SkyeStarfall 1 point 2 years ago

Only older people from what I've seen. At least, whenever I hear a ping out in public, it's always someone older

So, to answer your question, no, not really

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TabbsTheBat 49 points 2 years ago

Im not even straight and I don't know the sound, why would anyone who has no reason to use the app know it?

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Kolanaki 13 points 2 years ago

Hearing it in video memes and having it explained what it is? Only thing I can think of where one might know without having first-hand experience. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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TabbsTheBat 9 points 2 years ago

Maybe that :3.. if the grindr sound was ever a meme I missed it tho

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andros_rex 12 points 2 years ago path: 0 16407422 16407600 16407635 16407874, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 2
Lost_My_Mind 3 points 2 years ago

Dude. Fuck the old ladies! I mean, not sexually...but, fuck them if they want to judge you for being gay.

You're going to buy some dvds, or some clothes, or whatever you came to the thrift store for. They're going to droll on living their meaningless lives. And you'll still be getting more cock than they will.

This coming from a straight guy who just wants everyone to be happy being themselves. Unless that true self is a hateful prick who judges others for existing. Fuck those people. You wanna marry a gothic nun vampire hunter? Go for it. I won't understand it, but I don't have to. It's not my life you're affecting. And same for these old ladies. They can either accept you, or fuck off.

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MoonlightFox 1 point 2 years ago

I love the reaction. "It seems like you are having a lovely weekend here in Malmö" 😂 Happy for him, but understand the embarrassment as well.

I would not have recognized that sound before I heard it now.

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adespoton 8 points 2 years ago

Video memes. Another place I keep the sound at 0.

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Entertainmeonly 36 points 2 years ago

Who keeps notifications on? Anything? I put my phone on silent back in 2012 and I've never looked back.

Edit. Sorry, to clarify. I turn notification sounds off. Still get the actual pop up.. Some not important ones get total silents but still pop a bubble so at some point I'll look at it. For those things that need to be noticed i make sure they vibrate and pop up on my watch. Still not a sound to be heard.

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friend_of_satan 8 points 2 years ago

All my coworkers. Full volume.

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higgsboson 7 points 2 years ago

This comes up every once in a while. Apparently there are a surprising number of people on Lemmy who are still commited to using audible notifications.

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starlinguk 2 points 2 years ago

There are a surprising number of people who have notifications on for stuff that needs to mind its own business.

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RisingSwell 1 point 2 years ago

Discord is the only thing muted for me, but I get so few notifications anyway it doesn't matter.

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Fredthefishlord 2 points 2 years ago

Not notifications, but I have to leave my volume on in case there's an emergency call from work or a friend

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starlinguk 0 points 2 years ago

Me. I work freelance. I can't afford to miss an email.

The trick is only to have important inbox notifications on and no notifications for any other apps. Then you don't need to put your phone on silent.

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Bruhh 22 points 2 years ago

I don't even know what my messages notification sounds like.

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callouscomic 21 points 2 years ago

My phones have been silent forever. I hate all notification sounds.

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DenSortePingvin 18 points 2 years ago

Unless grinder got a custom notification sound, saying something like "Im gonna prone bone til you gone" i would probably write it off as some message notification

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Acamon 16 points 2 years ago

Met my husband on grindr. Have no idea what the notification sound is.

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_druid 16 points 2 years ago

No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

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Krudler 1 point 2 years ago

2 to 17 inclusive or exclusive?

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davidgro 15 points 2 years ago

No I didn't, but you made me curious so I just looked it up.

It's not a sound I remember hearing anywhere, but I certainly could have and not known what it was at the time so ignored it.

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jonathan7luke 6 points 2 years ago

This made me look it up as well, and I cannot express how disappointed I am that it isn't a grinding sound.

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steeznson 14 points 2 years ago

If I find out then I'll 100% be making it my ringtone to see which of my friends/colleagues react

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Zerlyna 2 points 2 years ago

Ohhh downloaded from the App Store.

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BullishUtensil 13 points 2 years ago

You assume I'm ever "about in public"?

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Xenny 13 points 2 years ago

You know I actually turned the notifications off on that app and I regularly keep my phone on silent... So even though I have used the app I don't actually know what noise it makes.

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atro_city 6 points 2 years ago

Same. I couldn't tell you what the notification sounds of any apps sound like.

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zxqwas 11 points 2 years ago

No, why would I?

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clove 10 points 2 years ago

I'm not straight and have no idea what it sounds like. (Not what you asked, but my incredibly straight parents have no clue what Grindr even is, if that helps. :)

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ExLisper 10 points 2 years ago

No, you're safe.

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i2ndshenanigans 10 points 2 years ago

I have no idea what it sounds like but I figured it’s because everyone keeps their phones muted. I know I do.

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Evotech 10 points 2 years ago

Not at all

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RBWells 9 points 2 years ago

No, I would have no idea. It's a standard notification? You can't choose the sound? If it was a ladies site I'd say "vibrate" would be the obvious choice, but for a gay men's site, no idea.

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slaneesh_is_right 9 points 2 years ago

I don't know what any notifications sound like

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InfiniteHench 8 points 2 years ago

No because I’m not obsessed with how other people spend their time

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Deestan 7 points 2 years ago

No

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vfscanf 7 points 2 years ago

Does it even make a custom sound? I thought it would just use the default notification sound

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TriflingToad 7 points 2 years ago

for context, this is what it sounds like:
https://youtu.be/kURiwTXmGZg

I thought it sounded like an impression of someone doing the notification sound in a song lol

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CaptPretentious 4 points 2 years ago

I now know it due to this post. 100% will never remember it. Sounds like a very generic notification.

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carl_dungeon 6 points 2 years ago

No- is it like a grunt?

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missingno 6 points 2 years ago

I know I've heard it in memes before but I've forgotten what it sounds like. Though I'd probably recognize it if I heard it again, maybe?

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Mediocre_Bard 6 points 2 years ago
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sem 4 points 2 years ago

I recently learned that the annoying two-tones "whistle" notification is/was Twitter, so that sort of counts right?

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bluegreenwookie 4 points 2 years ago

Not straight but asexual and i have no idea

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jerkface 3 points 2 years ago

on grinder... still don't know what the sound is. :-( Holy shit, Grindr is so far ahead of any hetero dating app.

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LiveLM 1 point 2 years ago

Ahead? In what way?

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zout 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know, and reading the other comments that's not too strange. That said, I'm incredibly dense regarding cues like this, so I would be the last one to know probably.

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TheReturnOfPEB 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 16407553, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Zorsith 1 point 2 years ago

I know it makes a unique sound solely due to memes, but i don't know what that sound is

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jamie_oliver 1 point 2 years ago
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captainlezbian 1 point 2 years ago

Dude, lesbians don't either. You're safe. Though i imagine some straight women in poly relationships with bi men may recognize it

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callouscomic 1 point 2 years ago

If only fucking streaming apps would get rid of their fucking boot-up intro noises. Fuck all of them that do that.

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Letsdothisok -5 points 2 years ago

No, and I'm very glad I dont.

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