You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
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Lol this is my favorite so far
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
Lol love it!
Amazing!!
So bold
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
True enough
The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus
Adams family doorbell.
"now you're playing with power!"
runner up, "itsa me!!"
Windows 95 "Ta-Da"
Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
NES Megaman death sound.
Audience applause.
The la cucaracha horn from those cars
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
I choose farts of course.
Lol
turkey in the straw.
seems to give people happy thoughts.
School bell from The Owl House
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
Lol
something only dogs can hear!!!
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That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".
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