Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

a year ago by Samdell to c/greentext

psmgx 244 points a year ago

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invertedspear 211 points a year ago

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

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Sylvartas 78 points a year ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

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Lycaon 173 points a year ago

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

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EtnaAtsume 25 points a year ago

Never should have left.

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Zealousideal_Fox_900 -7 points a year ago
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Cethin 14 points a year ago

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 9 points a year ago

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

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Blackmist 7 points a year ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

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Jiggle_Physics 6 points a year ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

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ShinkanTrain 156 points a year ago

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

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Revan343 37 points a year ago

Up next: cognitive ball torture

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gmtom 11 points a year ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

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asudox 6 points a year ago

cock and ball torture

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swagmoney 4 points a year ago

cog n ball torture 🤔

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Cyborg 18 points a year ago

How do you give gold on lemmy

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desktop_user 11 points a year ago

I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own

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UltraGiGaGigantic 4 points a year ago

You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

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peoplebeproblems 102 points a year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

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Charlxmagne 26 points a year ago

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

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klao 7 points a year ago

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Empricorn 3 points a year ago

It's in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don't want to risk remembering this...

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PyroNeurosis 89 points a year ago

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

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sad_detective_man 34 points a year ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

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BuboScandiacus 81 points a year ago

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empireOfLove2 62 points a year ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

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DicJacobus 49 points a year ago

That's enough internet for today.

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daggermoon 48 points a year ago

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klao 9 points a year ago

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motor_spirit 47 points a year ago
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Kusimulkku 41 points a year ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

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Cruxifux 38 points a year ago

Well that’s fucked.

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EldenLord 12 points a year ago

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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EldenLord 1 point a year ago
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OmegaLemmy 38 points a year ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

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LaunchesKayaks 32 points a year ago

What a day to be literate.

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sugar_in_your_tea 3 points a year ago

I'm sad I ever learned to read. I guess I'm cursed.

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LaunchesKayaks 2 points a year ago

Same tho

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vivendi 32 points a year ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

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desktop_user 31 points a year ago

is anon being eggy or just gay?

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seekpie 11 points a year ago

🥚

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WalrusDragonOnABike 5 points a year ago

Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

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Tungsten5 28 points a year ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

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Damage 16 points a year ago

He need the-rapist

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jbk 16 points a year ago

god i love 4chan

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Zealousideal_Fox_900 15 points a year ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

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MyNamesTotallyRobert 11 points a year ago
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SkunkWorkz 13 points a year ago

Gang rape

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NigelFrobisher 7 points a year ago

Literally me.

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gandalf_der_12te 5 points a year ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

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SoftestSapphic 4 points a year ago

Terfs need help

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angstylittlecatboy 5 points a year ago

I see how this post has TERF vibes, but I legitimately cannot imagine a TERF liking Vtubers. That'd just seem to go against a lot of their way of thinking.

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Gustephan 4 points a year ago

How is this TERFy? (Not disagreeing or challenging your position, I just don't understand and would like to)

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angstylittlecatboy 3 points a year ago

Have you ever read TERF poetry before? There's just this weird way they tend to write about bodies...

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snoons 3 points a year ago

The eggiest should-be-an-actor in the land of 4chan

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DarrinBrunner 3 points a year ago

Cool. Next time, include figging.

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moonlight6205 3 points a year ago

Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

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acockworkorange 2 points a year ago

They need Psycho The Rapist

-- I already told you that's a single word!!

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isekaihero -7 points a year ago

I thought that imaginary scenario was kind of hot.

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theangryseal 13 points a year ago

I don’t usually say this buuuut, you need Jesus.

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EldenLord 9 points a year ago

Not even Jesus can help here, I‘m afraid. Seriously, what‘s wrong with people?

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klao 10 points a year ago

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MutilationWave 5 points a year ago

doot

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scbasteve7 10 points a year ago

Cool! Use promo code 'lemmy' on betterhelp.com for 15% off your first session.

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Fleur_ 5 points a year ago

Instance checks out

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2ugly2live 1 point a year ago

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